Joe Rogan Reacts to Sighting of a 25 foot Great White Shark!!

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Aljamain Sterling

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Aljamain Sterling is a UFC Bantamweight Champion and host of the "Weekly Scraps" podcast. http://www.aljamainsterling.com/

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Have you surfed before? No. Scared! It's a great place for surfing. Fuck that. You're not scared of sharks? No! You said shark yesterday? No! Don't do this to me, Jamie! 25 to 30 feet long, 5,000 pounds. Wow. What? Yeah. What are you talking about? This like Jaws is real. I'll show you the thing. That's the biggest shark ever, right? It's gotta be. When did this get soft? Someone said it to me yesterday. What? It was on my phone and you just like said it and it popped right in my head. What's the biggest shark ever? It's like the shack of human beings for the shark. They might have been exaggerating those numbers, but that's what it says here. Here's the tweet. What is this from? Twitter. Someone or Twitter? Martha's Vineyard. Jaws does exist. Watch how big this fucking thing is. Okay. Here it comes. There's the tail right here. Martha's Vineyard. Isn't that supposed to be... That's where it was, yeah. Oh my god. Dude, it's so big. Oh my god. Wow. Oh my god. Oh my god. That is so big. Dude, you're not just fuck with people who are that big. It's hard to tell about this. It's hard to tell about this. That's why the numbers could be slightly exaggerated. Yeah, listen. That 25 to 30 feet, 5,000 pounds. How do you know? Who's saying this? Who's posting this? What is this? Gregory Long? What does he do? I don't know. I'll look up and see. What do you do, Gregory? What is his actual credentials? He doesn't seem like to be a shark guy, but... It says Wednesday Wisdom. How's that Wisdom? Greg, what are you talking about? Greg, he drunk. I'm not the teetah guy. He's just the guy. Greg, he drunk at work. I'll see if I can find out if that was real. That might have just been 15 feet. It might be a regular grape. Either way, it's a fucking giant. It might not have been really 25 feet. They have that one in Hawaii that they monitor, right? They have a chip in it. It's called like Deep Blue or Big Blue or something like that. Something like that. Yeah. And that's the biggest one they know of, correct? Yeah. It's like significantly smaller, like 20 feet. This is on a bunch of websites. Ran the story. Oh. Twitter user Gregory Long posted a video. There's no perspective, though. There's not a boat that you can look at. We can say, oh, this is a 15-foot boat. Look at it. It's 10 feet longer than the boat. Yeah. Come on, Greg. Stop being drunk at work. Either way, fuck sharks, man. Yeah. I think you would enjoy it. I'm sure. I'd love it. There's training there, too. My guy Anthony Leone, Donny Carlos, and his brother Andrew Leone. They're from Long Island, but they've just been moving, hopping around in different places. They set up a gym in Bali. They started in Thailand. I guess they had like a little fall now. And he told me they tried to like, they threatened to kill him or like threatened to tell him like you can't leave. Like in a way where it's like threatening, like you're not leaving this place. But they left. They got out of there. In Bali, they have like a law where outside foreigners can't buy property unless there's like an Indonesian leasing it to you or like joint partners or something like that. Something interesting like that, which I thought was pretty cool because they have some, you can live in a very nice place, two-bedroom, very nice place with a pool, with a garage, get a scooter for like $2,000 for the year, which is like insane. For a year? For like, yes, for a year. I asked the guy Donny how much he paid. I don't want to misquote him, but I want to say he either paid $2,500 for the year or for two years, something like that. Well, I was like, yo, bro, I could come here right now and live like a fucking cake. And it's like, parents, everybody, I'll see you later. Well, I think it's really attractive, these young guys that go to Thailand and do their camps out there. Well, not just young guys. This isn't Valentina Shevchenko. Didn't she do a lot of her training down in Thailand too? Tiger Muay Thai? I think she did. Yeah. It was either that or Phuket top team. I forget which one, but I mean, AKA Mike Swick, he's got AKA Thailand now too. There's so many places down there where guys go and train and you see like a great result too, like Khalil Rountree. He went down there and came back a fucking assassin. That was a fun episode you guys had when he was talking about his training. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great. Yeah. But all these destination gyms are popping up, but that's what they have over there in Bali. They call Bali MMA, but it's been, they got the food like right on site. So you don't, you don't need anything. You go there, there's the showers, there's the food shop and it's all healthy stuff too, which is pretty sick. What's going on, Jeremy? People think that it most likely was a basking shark, which is an average size of 11,000 pounds. Why do you think it's a basking shark? Because it's because of the size of it. Yeah, but it didn't look. I know. What do I know? What do I know? I know it's a fucking shark. I was going to argue that like I know. What? They don't know. Because I want it to be a great white. That's one of those things. There were a lot of great white sightings in that area over that weekend. So fuck that. So who knows? Yeah, yeah, man. Sharks, fuck sharks. So basking sharks get that big. They get giant. Crazy. They have that giant mouth. But they're not dangerous. They got a weird face. They suck in krill and stuff. Whoa. Look at the inside. Looks like all bones, no? Yeah, it looks like a tube. That kind of looks like the same thing, but. Could be. I don't think that other one had that white ass mouth. No, it didn't. Could be a white ass mouth while it's open, right? Maybe if the mouth is closed. Hey, Greg, do you know what the fuck you're saying? Let me see. That looks different than me, man. One more time. Yeah. Let's take a look. Yeah, no, no. No, that's a goddamn great white. Yeah, man. I don't know. That's a goddamn, fuck all these assholes. That's a great white. That's fucking scary. It might be a basking shark. That might really be a 25 foot shark. Dude, that looked really, show that again. That looks fucking gigantic. No, it is. I'm sorry for calling you drunk, Greg. Look at that. Whoa. Imagine being in the kayak and you're like, that's so big. I'm surprised those things, they don't fuck with people, man. Like you see a ship, you just don't just start charging into it. And like, I'm going to fucking knock this thing open. Give it a little snack, a little snacky poo.