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Jim Norton is a stand-up comic, actor, broadcast personality, and podcaster. He co-hosts the "UFC Unfiltered" podcast with Matt Serra, and "Jim Norton & Sam Roberts" show on SiriusXM. www.jimnorton.com https://www.youtube.com/@NikkiandJimNYC
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Hello freak bitches. Boom and we're live. Let's have a toast to Hugh Hefner. Yes. We lost one of the great dick slingers of the 20th century. We certainly did. We lost him. He literally had a place where guys could go to be letches. Yeah. You could just go and you had a mansion where everybody knew there was going to be a bunch of hoes. And that's why they went. Yeah, they went there on purpose and there was guys that were notorious for hanging around the mansion for going to all the mansion parties. Did you ever go? I went twice. I went once for a marijuana policy project thing. I think that was a company that was putting it together or hosted something and there's bands and stuff like that. It was kind of interesting. That's fun. And then the other time I went was for Fear Factor. We did something for Fear Factor with the Playboy Playmates. Do you have to meet Hugh? I never met him, man. No, never met him. He's just, I think by that time he's, he's old and I think he just wanted to chill. Yeah, he was just kind of done. I never went there. I tried to get in a girl tried to get me in and I guess they, they Googled me and she said, I guess I didn't have enough credits. Oh, come on. That's it. What it was. I couldn't get in. Really? They have to look you up and she was nice, but they said no. How long ago is this? Probably two years ago. Oh my gosh. I know. I didn't qualify to go. Like I didn't qualify to go where there's fucking girls and fucking. That's humiliating. That's so crazy you didn't have enough credits. I guess so. Or maybe they didn't have the right credits or maybe they just didn't care. Like whatever, you know what I mean? I didn't know. I wasn't even that mad about it. I was like, whatever. Credits. Yeah. How gross. Yeah. She said something like that, but she was trying to be really nice. Like she was trying to let me down easy because she felt bad because we were friends and she wanted to go. Like you just don't qualify to come here and look at these tits. This is really hurtful. It was a weird place because it was super outdated. Like you heard about the grotto. Yeah. You go to the grotto and has a phone from like the 1970s there and you're like, what is this? They left it like probably for the vibe, the old school vibe. I guess. Or they just never updated it. It was weird. Like, you know, he sold the place or it was for sale, but one of the caveats of purchase was that he had to live in the building until he died. Yeah. Yeah. But it was like some preposterous amount of money, like $200 million or something crazy. Well the land is really valuable. Oh yeah. So what do they do with that now? Do they knock it down? I mean, is there no nostalgia to it? Is it like kind of dying on the vine anyway, or do you fucking? Well, he has a son and his son probably inherited it. His son, I think was running the magazine. They tried for a while to have no nudity. Oh, terrible idea. It's like fucking, it's like a mechanic fucking thing with no cars in it. Who wants to just read that shit? Stupid. It's like having a New York Times article with all ads like what are you, where's the fucking intellectual stimulation here? And you fucking idiots. Yeah. It's like, that's a really bad. No nudity is a terrible decision. Yeah. Well they were always in this weird area, right? Because Hugh Hefner was like the only acceptable pornographer, like Larry Flint, who did a lot for free speech, who did a lot for exposing corrupt politicians, but they would show vaginas and assholes. Yeah. And because of that, he was always thought of as a gross guy. Yeah. Well, even their social commentary was, I remember when I was a kid, there was one, who was the feminist Gloria? Already? Oh, no, not Gloria. Oh my God. Steinem. Steinem. And I think it was a Gloria Steinem parody, but it was like, you know, her licking a girl's pussy that had period blood. It was like some fucking vile thing. He would do the most vile political call. Like he really showed his disdain of those people. He was great. He's a crazy guy. He's still alive, that fucker. Yeah, he is. He got, you know, paralyzed like way back in the day, right? Yeah. 77 maybe? Was it that late? I think it was. I know we're 76. Yeah. Yeah, he's still got a bunch of casinos and stuff. He's still out there kicking it, but like who the hell is buying Hustler? Well, it's funny you mentioned, my manager got one today. I haven't bought one in many years because I did an interview for them and it was actually a really good interview and they quoted me accurately. So I'm in December's Hustler, which is out today. Wow.