Joe Rogan Rants about Dreams & Reality

Hello freak bitches But no I was saying about dreams I would have like when I was detox from like a fucking booze Extravaganza and I would I would have dreams That's why I was intrigued because I would have fucking crazy dreams where I would be it would be so lucid I want to hear riders in the storm right now I can say That was like a like a mix version yeah, it's like an elevator mushrooms like DJ version So you detox I would detox not have these dreams and they were so loose and I'd be like walking around the dream And I'd be and I knew would know I was dreaming and I couldn't wake myself up And I would try to wake myself up so then I would try to like jump dive out of a window to wake myself up or try to like do something that will like jar me awake and Then I would do it and then I would wake up and then I would be in another fucking dream And I'd be in my bedroom, and I'd be like I'm gonna go up and get some water And then all of a sudden realize oh my god I'm still in the dream because this isn't the shit on my walls, and I'd have to wake myself up again Fucking gnarly dude like you psyched yourself out in the dream. Yeah Okay wake up wake up. Oh look you're awake. Yeah. It was really just more dream. You're awake Yeah, so that's why I was kind of fascinated by that it makes you wonder What is real if you could live in a perpetual dream? What's going on there you're still there's something happening you're experiencing things It's things are happening whether you're lying there with your eyes closed or not There's a bunch of shit that's going on a bunch of experiences that your senses are taken in that are pretty fucking remarkably similar To real life right like that's why it's so crazy because it feels real right that's why dreams I can especially lucid dreams trip you out because it feels real it feels real Like when you dream like a really weird dream you just accept the reality of like like when I remember a dream You're like yeah, I just totally was in this dream. I just accepted that I was like riding a rabbit you know what I mean like over a fucking skyscraper to like save Katy Perry's face or something you know we just totally accept. I'm like yeah, that's what I'm doing Look at that fucking beard that fabulous Morrison people didn't have beards back then either when he had he grew this beard the video is him in a Fucking beautiful old Mustang Being a bad motherfucker. Yeah beards were like considered rogue back then oh yeah He was I was he was as rogue as it came man dude used to pulls dick out on stage Went to jail for it. He's driving to the Tempe improv right there. I remember that He's gonna go see Joey how do we know? What really goes on when you're asleep for eight hours? How do we know when you're out cold when you? You're out right how the fuck do we know what's actually happening? What's going on in these this dream states because you only remember a fraction of the time you're out right? There's a fraction of time what if dreams aren't fake? What if they're just some? Alternative reality that you occasionally intermingle with when you're conscious or unconscious rather like when you go into a dream state Maybe that's just like the shadow of something that just happened that was real Maybe you have like these these moments that seem like eight hours to you or five hours to you but you're really interfacing with some completely different timeline and some completely different reality and The world is pliable. It's not locked down like rocks aren't rocks and water isn't water But everything's fluid and changing constantly and that's why when you're in these dreams You freak out because all of a sudden like the physics of reality are gone you're like snap to it Maybe yeah, but you there might be a war look just the fact that this world exists in the state that it exists in This world is very very bizarre Right if it wasn't real like this if reality wasn't real if we all lived in some sort of a black and white print version of life and then you got to experience the life that you and I know this doing stand-up and being in LA and flying and planes and using the internet and experiencing life in the 21st century in 2017 you would be like this is the craziest Psychedelic trip if you went to Times Square, right you would never you would never experienced anything like human culture and you went to Times Square you would be Freaking the fuck out. Yeah, they'd be insane. It would be insane. We're just so used to it We're so used to it. We don't realize how bizarre the actual world is Well, yeah I mean it's possible that these dream worlds that these are just different worlds that you tap into when you conk out Every night is a different world be could be infinite could be you're running a series of lives Like you have multiple lives going on and your decisions you make in this conscious life affect all of them and maybe you have other Lives when you're asleep that are conscious when you're awake But much like you're asleep and you don't remember what the fuck is going on when they're asleep They don't remember what the fuck is going on and you interface You might not just be Nick Swartz and stand up comedian guy You might be an entity that interfaces with multiple different dimensions in the night And you just don't remember it just like you don't remember sleeping, right? You don't you don't remember dreaming you don't remember a lot of shit that happens when you're conked out for eight hours, right? Well, they probably don't remember when you're awake and you're you're interfacing You're not just shutting off like your your brain wants to everything needs to shut off so that your other self in this other dimension Can interact and can go about its its world and maybe eight hours to it is a month or a week to us We don't even fucking know Maybe that's a huge important part of being a person is that other world has to has to coincide with it Maybe that's why Michael Jackson died Because they gave him that shit that conked him out That didn't you don't dream under that shit They would basically put him under anesthesia every night and he wouldn't get to interface with the other world. All right, I gotta go No, you never know I got too high I'm fascinated by dreams they're fucking are weird man But I mean, yeah that maybe they do mean something. Maybe there's another most likely not. I mean, yeah I think maybe just covered in spiders and screaming. I think that's basically well, you could work at all You work out stuffing your dream sometimes like you'll experience. I work out stuff, but I don't I don't work out Ever means I never go to the gym and dreams. That's a good point. I've never fucking ever worked out and in a dream I've never done that either. That's fucking crazy. I just realized that I used to throw kicks in my dreams I used to like when I was young especially my girlfriends would complain. I would like twitch I would like literally like throw a kick like Remember when Bill perfectly jokes about it like sound like a Bruce Bruce Springsteen song throwing kicks in the night It was like an old ice house Chronicles we went on a whole rant about it Lot of guys have that problem like fighters have that problem