Joe Rogan on the Scientology Network

What? There's a Scientology network? What? Curious? Yeah, they just started everything. Get the fuck out of here. And they're advertising it on Paramount? Holy shit. Oh boy, Despise is Paramount. Well, they might be paying... They got... That's Tom Cruise money, son. You ever drive by Scientology building? I drove by last night. Oh, I got the test once. I want in in there. I got the test. I went to one of those things. No, you didn't. I held the cans. Yeah. I was filming a TV show for CBS and we were outside in San Diego. And while we had some downtime, they had this thing set up like a stress test. And you go and you hold on to these cans and they ask you questions. I think... I want to say Brian did stand up in there. Someone asked me to go up there and do... Either did stand up or like a TED Talk or some shit in a Scientology building. Really? Yeah, he did something weird in there. He did a TED Talk. Yeah, he did something weird. Well, he was taking acting lessons with a guy who was a rabid Scientologist. And then I went to see Brian's acting teacher sing songs from musicals. Not even a musical, just the songs from the musical. Sounds horrible. At least... Oh, it was amazing. It was great. Me and Brian were high as Jesus on the space shuttle. I mean, we were gone. We were hugging each other while it was going on. We couldn't believe how ridiculous it was. We were like, oh... Either did like a motivational talk or stand up there, though. Well, he was... There's a thing about acting classes. A lot of... My ex-girlfriend, one of her acting classes, when I first moved to LA and I started dating this chick, was an actress. Her acting class was a Scientology-based acting class. And apparently it's really common. There's a lot... Or at least it was at the time. Isn't the gig kind of up with everything coming out with that Leah Ramey or whatever her name is? Leah Remini. Yeah, it should be. Like the gigs. It should be. There's a podcast around which is full of shit it is. Some people are just dying to get took. They're just dying. I mean, some people... Someone's like, yo, Brendan, you can be the next fucking expendable seven. You just got to jump into the Scientology. I'd probably check it out. What happens with girls? With girls, apparently. They come to them and they'll arrange boyfriend situations and wedding situations. That's what happened with Tommy Cruise, right? Allegedly. Katie Holmes. Allegedly. She said, fuck that noise. Now she's with Jamie Foxx. What's up? What? I worked for you. What's up? What's up? Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Oh shit. Jamie Foxx laid it down. Damn. I know. Shit, fucking talkers. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. Tom Cruise is laying low right now. He apparently did some crazy ass stunt for Mission Impossible where they had a film at like a hundred times. Did you see it? No, I heard it. Jamie hit it. You didn't see it. He jumped from a bit from building to building. He does all his own stunts. He is a badass. He does all his own stunts. Even when he's flying out of the helicopter, he doesn't let anyone else do it.