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Ian Edwards is a comic, actor, and host of the "Soccer Comic Rant" podcast. Watch his new comedy special, "Ian Edwards: Untitled," now streaming on YouTube. https://youtu.be/q_4pEVD6Y3k?si=b0IIPBNl-9vdx6Sb https://linktr.ee/ianedwardscomic
Hello freak bitches. Yeah, he was a little goofy, but look man you figured out how to dominate Online sales I use Amazon.com all the time there is him and the rock The rock was at the fights this weekend. Oh, we're giving him a hug. It's like hugging a tree damn Big tree. I wonder how much that dude weighs with two big rock two big bro. He's he's in the 250 range for sure Yeah, yeah for sure. He's gigantic like you don't realize how big he is until you give him a hug big old friendly guy But that guy gets bombarded man. He can't he can't run anywhere without taking pictures Yeah, they just they don't they don't give a fuck if you're talking to him. They get in between you Uh-huh, they put their pop. Oh, yeah, hold their camera It's ridiculous like people just they don't give a fuck about decorum or being friendly so no no I'm getting this fucking picture with the rock. It's my one chance. Yeah, they just swoop in man anything for the gram, man But it's weird. It's like all your Normal etiquette goes out the window like the rock was sitting over there talking to Demetrius mighty Mouse Johnson Mm-hmm pound for pound best fighter in the world All right, and they're talking back and forth and having a good time and this dude just swoops in between them one pops up And it's like can I get a picture bro? Can I get a picture, bro? And you know you see the rocks always being friendly. He's he's amazing. It's a and friendly, but you know he's like goddamn I can't even talk to the champ Yeah, man, I mean he wants the followers he wants to yeah, I guess he's a nice guy He's a real nice guy. He's a real nice guy. All right, but that giant You're done, bro You know needs to get bigger. No, man. You think you think he's done. Yes stop lifting. Yeah, it's a project right? If it's sculpture, so I'm where's he trying to go after this like what's what's left? Well, he's trying to stay jacked, and he's like 48 or some shit. How old is the rock I? Would say he's about 40 you can take a week off. No no you can't that's the thing 45 so he's 45 and he's jacked just ready Jacked I mean he's jacked He's wants to keep that and he's only one way you got to do what he does that motherfuckers up every day He does he's uh he'll make these videos when he shows up in places in like Germany. He's got to film some fucking movie He's there at 5 o'clock in the morning. They already have an elliptical machine in his in his bed in his well in his hotel room He'll get like a suite So they set up this elliptical machine in his suite And he's out there banging it out at 5 o'clock in the morning doing an hour of cardio I know him and uh Kevin Hart videos bugged me you make you feel lazy just up working out Doing they've done more by 7 a.m.. Then I'm gonna do all day. Yeah, it's rude, and they're trying to motivate people like hey, man Trying to sleep over here bro Scroll up scroll up a little bit there the one on the far right hand side with him pulling that rowing machine right above that one That's doing some rows that dudes Gigantic that's a gigantic person poor rowing machine Does not deserve this Yeah, but if you want to put these things up and get how many millions of views how many million views that have six five million six hundred thirty nine thousand eight hundred and ninety eight of Him showing off Doing polls we get it you wake up in the morning But He's motivating people Sometimes like you'll be sitting at home and feeling like a lazy bitch like I just want to chill today I don't feel like working out and you go see the rock just get chains wrapped around his neck Chin-ups and dip pulling tires aiming yeah hitting tires with missiles Yeah, it's weird. He's a crazy man But those are the dudes that like you need to know that like as hard as you think you're working Drop one down from there that one was The other one I saw that one with Jay. Yeah, look at that right there You need to know as hard as you think you're working. You know working down hard. I know it's look at that guys So if you if you think you've done everything you can to be prosperous in this life And then you go to the rocks Instagram and then shut your fucking hippie mouth and you'll fuck your day up You'll fuck it down. This is what you didn't do today And I know people like well hey man, I read a book today, okay, hey man, I've been writing poetry all day Hey, man, I've been writing songs. Okay, okay But have you put the same amount of effort into being whatever you want as the rock has done in being the ultimate meathead whatever Bar is got a chain Chains on the side Do you know why you have chains makes the end of the rep harder? Because as you lift the chains up off the ground less of the chains being supported by the ground So it gets heavier and heavier as you lift your hands up higher. That's called hardcore, bro I don't know if you boys are aware of whole hardcore hardcore can get that's how hardcore that's how hardcore Listen when I want to feel bad about my day. I just go to the rocks Instagram You