Joe Rogan on the Alleged Vin Diesel vs.The Rock Feud

Three milliseconds. You know what, it's not all about 0-60. I'm not Vin Diesel. I don't live my life one quarter of a time. Guess who else is in Vin Diesel? Vin Diesel. Yeah, you right. I'm gonna fuck or wear sunglasses at night. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. You know he's quietly becoming a billionaire from the Fast and Fierce franchise because he owns it. Really? Yeah. It's his? Yeah, it's his. So like Universal, the rides and all, he's quite becoming a billionaire. He's probably in a castle somewhere doing Caligula shit. And fucking dudes. You think so? For sure. Really? You don't get those vibes from him? I didn't even think that. When he's in the wife beater like barbecuing all the time? He's barbecuing? Yeah, in passive beers. Why barbecuing? I do too, but in a beater? If we're a wife beater, my wife yells at me. She doesn't let me wear those. I can go shirtless. Right, please so. Right, please so. If I have a wife beater on, she'll start making fun of me. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. If I have a wife beater on, she'll start making fun of me. That's fair, man. It's so old to go. Look at him. Do you remember that video? What's he doing? Butt-fucking? He's singing the Beyonce song like five years ago in viral. Oh, there's nothing better than this. What's going on with his pants? Why they're so low? I'm not gonna show up, but this went viral. You gotta show Joe though. Drunk in love. Yeah, he starts singing Beyonce songs. Yeah, this is the longest three minutes. He made it himself. And we can't play this? Oh, the song will get it. They can hear the audio. This is unnecessary. Just the dancing is unnecessary. But dude, he's celebrating his movie and went, I don't know, platinum or some shit like that. So he does drunken love. He does the cover of him singing. Okay, kill this before I throw up. Can you hear it? Listen, I'm on Team Rock. Dude, you do not live your life one quarter mile at a time if you're doing this, bro. I'm on Team The Rock all day, every day. And even The Rock don't get along, right? They hate each other. How do you think happened there? I heard Rock was a big diva on set. Rock is a big diva? That's what I heard. From who? People. What'd you hear? That were on the set. Just that, you know, The Rock sometimes shows up late and there's trailers and he wanted the biggest trailer and obviously Vin Diesel, you know, he's Mr. Fucking Fast and Furious. Who knows who's right? Listen, he just did Beyonce cover. So I don't know. 16 rules. Let's kill it. I'm on also Team Rock here as well. 16 rules that the cast of Fast and Furious have to follow on set. What? There's rules. Certain guys can't get hit a certain amount of times. They have to win fights in certain ways. You know, you know, the Rock. Go back to that. That's not a. Just go back to it. You know, you know, but this isn't the best. Go. They have to go to racing school in Las Vegas. That makes sense. That doesn't make sense. Fast and Furious. Yeah. But you know, the Rock and Vin Diesel couldn't be on set at the same time. They hate each other so bad. They had to shoot different scenes and like, like shoot it so it looked like someone was there. They hate each other so much. Didn't the Rock gotten a big thing with Tyreese too, right? I was just flipping out because like all he has is Fast and Furious so that when the Rock did a spin off, he's like, Oh dear you were a family rock. Like, no, we're not. Well, he made a spin off dumbass. But remember when the Rock was shitting on his music? That was fantastic. Oh, because Rock is so positive. Tyreese Gibson reignites fast feud with Dwayne Johnson calls spin off Hobson Shaw's not a win. He's crazy. Why's he crying? He went crazy. He went crazy for a shot. This is all I've got. And he asked Will Smith for money. That's what he's mad about. Why did he ask Will Smith for money? I don't know. I think he fell in a hard time. This makes me sad. Yeah. The video. Here's the thing. People lose their mind, man. The actors, really? They lose their mind. Because you're pretending to be someone else all the time. Yes. Except for the Rock. Not good for you. That guy, you know what he does? He just goes to the gym. The Rock with two hours sleep. A lot of steroids. You think? Joe. Do you really? You think he's getting big like that from cocaine again? Cocaine again? He used to cocaine? No, I'm saying the John Jones thing. But I'm just saying. Like anyone. Me and Bert Kreiser were talking about this. I think Bert's gonna make a bit of it. But when you see the Rock, you know how it is working out. Two hours of sleep. For sure. He's doing that stuff, man. He's grinding. He's on private jets. He is loaded on performance enhancing drugs. Do you think so? His body is pulsing as your boy, the Golden Snitch, would say. I don't know. I don't know, bro. Jason Statham and the Rock refused to lose fights against one another. Jason Statham. Come on, bro. Jason settled down. How about you really fight and then that determines what happens. You weigh 170 pounds. He used to be an Olympic swimmer, you know that? He's a bad motherfucker though, Jason Statham. But the Rock is an enormous human. How are they the same height there? That doesn't make any sense. That is strange. Is he on a box? I don't know. I don't know. Jason Statham and the Rock refused to lose fights against one another. Jason Statham, come on, bro. Jason settled down. How about you really fight and then that determines what happens. You weigh 170 pounds. Is he on a box? That doesn't make any sense. Okay, egocentric demands are nothing new on the Hollywood. First of all, we don't know if this is true. And this is the Guardian, which is kind of a nonsense website. So let's just stop reading this. It's interesting though. And you know it's also probably true. But it's not really a team. Behind the movie series, told the Wall Street Journal, Paywall, that actors including Jason Statham, Dwayne the Rock, Johnson and Vin Diesel have contracts demanding that limit the amount of punishment their characters take in fights. They don't want to look like bitches. Oh, good lord. You imagine telling your agent that like, I'm down to do it, man. I wrote through the script. When he punches me in the face, I'm not going down, bro. I'm not doing it. You imagine doing that. Oh, God. That's so crazy. Think of your group of friends were around you like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? What's up, Jason? Diesel's sister reported to have been present on set asking for a brother was going to get his licks back in. Well, that could, she'd been joking around. My sister might say that too. If she saw me in a movie, get my ass kicked. You're gonna go fuck them up. We'd be laughing together. I'd slap her in the face. Can I get my legs back in? We know it's fake, bitch. I'm also making $100 million. You'd whip my ass to every scene for that money. It's funny when a movie franchise just gets bananas huge like that. Just so big. And Vin Diesel's like, yeah, cool, man. But he's always doing a million things at once. I've never seen. Is he or is he just doing fast? What else is he doing, bro? Well, he's got a television show where. No. Yes, he does. Vin Diesel? Yeah, like a game show, fear factor type television show. He is always doing something. He's also doing Jumanji. He did a new Jumanji one. Are you talking about The Rock? Oh. You're talking about The Rock. What'd you say Vin Diesel? Vin Diesel. All he does is Vin Diesel goes, I'm getting fast fear. No, that's all he does. I'm making a billion dollars. Did I say Vin Diesel or The Rock? You said Vin Diesel. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm drunk. Well, he's fixing the rides at Universal Studios. The Rock is always doing a million different things at once. Always. He's got a series on HBO. He's got that TV show that he does, which is like some crazy fucking fear factor type deal. He's got Jumanji. He's always filming a million different shows. No, he's doing a thousand movies. Here's the thing. How does he do that? Again, to my point, a lot of steroids, a lot of performance and drugs, and I'm all about it. I have no problem with this, but let's tell the kids like it is. Like I thought Arnold was, and I was like, man, hopefully I can get there one day if I keep being in the gym. I wish my dad would be like, uh-uh. It's never happening. Not happening. We've got to inject some shit in your ass. I forgot that Vin Diesel is in the Avengers. What? What? He's Groot. Oh, he's the voice of Groot. It probably takes him 30 minutes. I think it's just one word. Yeah, Groot. Probably takes him 30 minutes to do that.