Joe Rogan on Sacha Baron Cohen's New Show

Did you watch fucking Sacha Baron Cohen's thing? I've heard it's amazing. Holy shit. Of him getting this Georgia Repo- this Georgia State Representative to be like fucking hucking the n-word out like ten times saying- Why did he say it? What was the- the context? Cause you know, it's Sacha- Sacha finagles him into doing these fake PSA ads or whatever. Right. Of like anti-terrorism shit. Yeah. Without me giving- I don't want to give away Sacha's bits. Mascar's one of the head writers over there who's telling me- He was, yeah he was, he was. He says it gets crazier. Oh dude, you could tell it though. You could tell this is them just tipping you. They're like, nah, here's a little something for you. He says it gets really crazy at the last episode. From this- this character, the one character that's like a- The Israeli guy? Yeah dude. How fucking good is that character? It's great. Pull up a video of that character when he was uh, talking the uh, Second Amendment guy and he was like making like cute guns for kids. Yeah, yeah. They do- they do ads for kid guns. But the character is so crazy. This is Mushugena. This is his Israeli commando character. Tell the- the kid have safety gun and it's got big plush doll on top. They put like little plush dolls on kid's guns and shit. Pull his mouth, he'd shoot gun. Apparently they like those really hardcore Christian Second Amendment guys, they love Israelis. Of course. So they love Israeli soldiers man. This is why he decided to have this Israeli character. This dude is hilarious. Someone gets GOP lawmaker to endorse giving three year old guns. Stuffed animal- the stuffed animal surrounds the gun. You're not gonna see anything. Yeah but see if you can get a video of him doing the character. Yeah, see- click that. That's just gonna be the full trailer, they won't show you. Yeah but no play it, play it, play it, play it. No, that's it. That's it. Of gun rights hero, Philip Van Cleve. My next guest is a gun rights advocate who says the Bushmaster semi-autistic rifle, the type of rifle that Adam Lanza used to kill 20 children and six more adults, is quote a blast to shoot with. Guns are fun. Some of them are much more cool than others. Are you proud of what you said? It's just a fact. In America there have been a lot of shootings in the school and in the university. What do the liberals say is the reason for this? And the solution. Well they blame it on guns. Yeah, it's crazy because- They blame it on the guns? Yes. It's for sugar. It is. We start a program in Israel for kindergarten guardians. We train them from the age 16 down to the age 3. Yeah well I think it would be a good idea. We've been pushing something along this line for years but really haven't gotten any traction with it. We were thinking 7th or 8th grade. You're talking much younger than that. My son was in the very first program, may he rest in peace, he died doing what I love. They haven't quite developed what we call conscious, where you feel guilty about doing something wrong. That's developing. You're learning right and wrong. If they haven't developed that yet they could be very effective soldiers. This year in our state government they had a bill put in that would have made it illegal for someone 4 years old to 12 years old to have access to a gun. We killed the bill. They tried to stop 4 year old children from having access to guns? Yes. What is the logic that these people come up with? They just think that children can't handle them. We want 3 year olds who are real experts at what they're doing, not 3 year olds who are reckless. We don't teach 2 year olds because they call it the terrible tools for reasons. I would like you to end with doing instructional video for you. Oh they're going to show you. You should folks watch that. What's really crazy is the makeup man. Look at the makeup that he's wearing man. He does one where he's like an NPR type of cat and he goes to Kingman Arizona and he tries to build a mosque. The shit that comes out of their mouth. The fact that they sign off on it. The one dude goes there's blacks in this town and they don't belong here either. The guy of course he makes a joke and then he goes no what I'm telling you is we tolerate them. We tolerate the blacks. It sits in the room for a second. You're like good fucking god. These are real people that exist. Yeah they exist. They tolerate the blacks in town. It's a great name of the show too. This is America. Yeah this is it. This is the guy. A new mosque for Kingman. Look at the NPR guy with the wooden beads around his neck. He nailed it. The intro is hilarious because he goes I'm a self hating white man. Oh play that. Play that video. Try to find that video. It's really fucking funny. He's a genius man. He lays ass. What is this? This is it. That's it. That's it. Huge economic growth here. Everybody. Right. Who wants to see an investment of $385 million? Guess what. You guys are going to get it. Look at this. I'm here to tell you the Kingman's chosen as the location of a brand new state of the art mosque. What? State of the art mosque. I know some of you are thinking okay this is just another typical mosque. This guy is going to be the world's largest mosque outside of the Middle East. Just the word alone scares you. To me when I hear the word mosque I think of terrorism. This guy. Is there a need for this in Kingman? Yes there is. How wild. Your town will become a. I'm going to put the whole thing up. Hop for tourism. Oh. Oh. That's really good. That's so good man. That'll be a little wild. But look at the character. The character. This fucking wonderful. This guy right there. That guy. This toothless dude that was just on him too. But the other dude he's the one that's like the fucking blacks we tolerate. We have to. We do it because we have to. Look at his shoes man. He went with the perfect outfit. This is amazing. Every detail of every character he does the clothing is some of the funniest shit. It's real specific. What's hilarious is he kind of had to do this because everybody knew what he looked like. Well. He was like a horror. True. He couldn't just do Ollie G. Except for people in these. You know when someone goes someone will notice you he's famous. Not in those worlds. They don't. If he'd had no makeup on. Nobody in Kingman would know who Sacha Baron Cohen is. Do you know what I mean? The crazy thing is these people must have had to sign releases. Yeah. And I did hidden camera shit so I know how that works. Yeah. I've done that too. How do they get them signed? Well there's two ways. There's money which is always the best way. And you make them sign before. That's it. There's two ways to get around. Sign before is the way. Yeah you make them sign. You make them sign before. 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That one woman though, one woman to her credit, she goes, you know, people are freaking out, in the room people are starting yelling at him and they're like, this is- I'm gonna fucking sue you! I'm gonna fu- and he's black and he's just wiping, I'm gonna fucking sue your ass if I'm black! It's like the funniest to watch him go, it's not as bad as you're making it out to be. I mean, I was born black and I'm liking it a lot. And one woman goes, you know, it's disturbing because it's shocking just to spring this on me, but I don't, um, I'm not scared. I could take on being black, I'll just, let's- let's- we'll see what happens. I mean, she was like positive about it. To her credit, she was being- She goes, we'll just- I'll just live with- we'll just figure this out, I guess. I mean, it was insane that they bought into it, but also that- that's how we did it. We fucking made them sign beforehand. And then you paid them out, and when it's over, we broke them off more money, so they wouldn't say no. Because they still have the legal right to be like, I'm pulling that around- you pull it around suing you. So once it was over, did they understand that it was for Comedy Central? After- after everything was said and done. And then did they laugh? A few did not laugh. A few laughed, a few people were not good. But that was one of my favorite bits. Melon and Mayo. And man, did it work like a charm. People were like, this mayonnaise is delicious. It was fucking Hellman's or whatever with a little brown dye in it. It's unconventional, but I really like it. This is so stupid. That's so funny. Yeah, that was a funny bit, man. They killed- they murdered a bit. Seeing people think they're about to turn black and they panic. And the black guy's a presenter. That was the best part. We put Al, you know, Al's up there in a room full of- this guy named Al Sheer, he's a great improver, and he's in a room filled with fucking white people telling him they don't want to go black. Oh my god. It was awesome. It was a fun bit. So he was saying that he used to be white? No, no, he's saying it's- he just was the representative for the company. We loved the idea. We had images and video of people who had turned black. Of white people who had turned black. But you didn't tell them until after they ate the sandwich. That's exactly right. Oh my god. Eat the food first, then we showed them the- we said it was a commercial. Because that was the whole thing, it's like a new commercial campaign for whatever fake mayonnaise company we made up. And then we had said, here's the commercial, we're going to run along with it. What do you guys think? And we played the commercial. They were supposed to rate the commercial. That's what they do in those test groups, you know? Oh my god. Yeah, that was fun. Now, what did Comedy Central- why did they not hear that? You know what's so funny is they- we overshot this pilot because I think they wanted way more bits for the sketch show. And I just don't- a lot of things they said they couldn't- they didn't want to air, they couldn't air. There's a few things that were just- he did some fucking great bits. I just think Comedy Central legal department was just having a trouble with it. Because he was balls out. He did this thing called Gangster Gardener, where we went to Bel Air, where he just started clipping people's lungs and planting trees with a group of Mexican dudes. And they were like- looked like they were thugged the fuck out. And these white dudes would come out like, what are you- what are you doing in my yard? It's like, we're planting trees, motherfucker. We're trying to get this motherfucker looking nice. And these white dudes are like, no, I don't want you. He's like, we landscaping. And then he would hand- he would hand them bills. He'd be like, yeah, that's 50 bucks. 50 bucks for that bush. And these dudes were like, I'm not giving you money. You can't- you can't just like, renegade do my lawn. He's like, that's how we're making money out here these days. In Bel Air, it was like, ugh, we gotten fucking- that was a tough day. Because everyone's like, I'm gonna fucking sue you. I'm gonna sue every motherfucker in that truck. I mean, it was like, I mean, there were fun days, but a lot of days and that shit was like, going through- you just feel people's like, anger bubbling over and they're gonna murder somebody. But Al was ruthless. He didn't give a fuck. He would have to be a certain type of person and do one of those. He would go do any bit. He would go do any bit. He loved- and racial shit was always his favorite. Was making white people feel uncomfortable. To do a hidden camera show, you gotta be a different kind of person. Yeah, it's a beastly thing. You gotta be fucked up. You gotta be fucked up. And he was fucking good. But yeah, Ian, Ian and I and another person wrote a bunch of those fucking weird stupid- It's gotta be really hard to do something like that today. Which is the interesting thing about the Sarah- Sarah, Sarah, Sasha, Baron Cohen thing. Oh yeah, his- Is that he- Showtime's taking some chances. Yeah, but you know what? They took a chance because he is such a good horse to bet on. And look at- on that just on that YouTube clip, that's not even a Showtime clip. That was somebody else. 150,000 views on just a clip. And it's just really recent. Yeah, just- they just put it out. I mean, his- they're circulating all over the internet. It will just get way more traction as time goes on, because it's so fun. Yeah, he's a killer. Got all that free PR too, by all the politicians saying that like- The billboard. They got duped before they even put out the shows. They're all like, we got duped, I got duped by him, I got duped. Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, they all came out. And we're like, they- he fucked me over, da da da da da. And then they had a billboard that somebody said he was doing stolen valor. Did you see that? Yeah, what was that about? Because he said that he was an injured soldier. An ex- right, there was an ad for him as an ex-soldier or something. And so that got a ton of fucking press. A ton of press. Wasn't that the Sarah Palin one? No. Was it? I don't know. You'd have to look it up. I don't remember which one it was. I think it was the Sarah Palin one. He was a disabled veteran. But they were saying, right, stolen valor, stolen valor, all this shit. Yeah, they were trying anything to discredit it. Well, but it's a comedy series. It's a sketch comedy series. You tell me a sketch character can't play whatever they want. I mean, that's what it is. I think. That's like people getting mad. Some people say no. I mean, if you can play a character in a- if you can play a war hero in a film, why can you play the opposite? Like, born on the 4th of July, Tom Cruise. Okay. What's so funny? I was just thinking the- I think the character he has when he's that is the alt-right type guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saying is a bunch of stuff like that. And Showtime countered the claim here with the Showtime counter Sasha Baron-Clone. Stolen valor claim, yeah. They countered it. Well, because it was made public. It's a long statement about it. But widespread misinformation over the past week about the character of Billy Wayne Ruddick Jr. PhD performed by Sasha Baron. But what is the counter? I think they explained what happened. They sort of said that they didn't misrepresent themselves. They probably thought he was someone who wasn't. Riddick was asked by the senator if he was disabled, and he stated that he is not and uses a mobility scooter to conserve energy. In addition, Baron-Clone never presented himself as a veteran of the U.S. military, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during the booking process or during the filming of her interview. Okay, so there you go. Okay, scroll down a little bit lower. It says, on Monday, a conservative street artist replaced a billboard near CBS television- Yeah. City complex in the Los Angeles with a doctored image of Cohen in a wheelchair wearing an Army T-shirt. The new billboard was captioned, Sasha Baron Cohen walks away with a hit and a touch of stolen valor. A touch. Yeah, he's trying to say that it's a slight at the troops. Yeah, okay. But how dare you mock those who have fought and served our country truly sick. Mock politicians and innocent personalities all you want. The delicate balance. Is this what Palin said? Palin wrote on Facebook. Yeah, she wrote on Facebook. To disrespect of our U.S. military and middle class Americans via Cohen, she's so stupid and middle class Americans. Fuck you. You're disrespectful to middle class- Yeah, see that's-