Joe Rogan on Ric Flair'sTrash Talking

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Brendan Schaub

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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

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Wasn't that Rick Flair? What's that? NWA. Was Rick Flair? Now they want him to go WWF. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's too late. That's right. Whoo! Dude, I have Rick Flair t-shirts now. You should. You should. Rick Flair is a bad motherfucker. I'm trying to get him on my show. Yeah. You should have him on here. I would love to have him on here. Rick, if you're out there, sir, open invitation. Dude. But when- I'm into wrestling now. Have you seen that video of the football players in the green room? Yes. Or in the locker room? Yes. Repeating it and then in between Rick, the Nature Boy Flair saying it back and forth. No, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen it. No, please bring that up, James. See if you can find it. It's- I forget the team that was doing it, but they were yelling out his slogan and in between- Limousine riding, tuxedo flying. Yeah, yeah. And I'm having a hard time keeping these gators down. Here it is. Here it is. Give it to me from the beginning. Roll-a-slur! Whoo! Diamond ring whir! Diamond ring whir! It's feeling- Whoo! Wheeling feeling- Whoo! Limousine riding- Whoo! Jet flying- Whoo! Sorrow again! Sorrow again! All time, hold these gators back! He's in the green zone! Whoo! Now, they did this and then they spliced it in with Rick Flair. See if you can find that. It's them saying one line and then Rick Flair saying the second line and then going back to them. It's fucking amazing. I'm having a hard time holding these gators down! Yeah, dude, it's fucking amazing. I don't think that's it. See if you can- there's a video out there. Someone has it. Dude, I've never been- Someone send it to Jamie on Twitter. I've never been more moved by a documentary than when I watch his 30 for 30. This is it. This is it. Diamond ring, wearing, kiss stealing. Whoo! Wheel of dealing. Limousine right! Jet flying! Sorrow again! And I'm having a hard time holding these alligator down! The greatest! I mean, when he fires at us- It's because it's just someone like a catchphrase. Like someone's saying something that just gives you goosebumps and makes you fire it up and makes you start fucking clapping. Dude. On this day, if you say Rick Flair on stage and hold the microphone out, the whole audience will go, whoo! Even Australia. While Matthews was like balls deep with a guy gouging his eyes out, you heard, whoo! Yeah, dude, everybody. All over the world. All over the world. But it's like an amazing, weird occurrence that happens every now and then, where a guy just nails something and becomes a part of pop culture forever. But think about it. Floyd, Connor, they're all ripping off from him. That's where they got it. Remember, he was way before all of them. Well, it's a version. Muhammad Ali was before him, though. Muhammad Ali was talking shit like that in the 1960s. Not like that, though, right? Not like boasting about what his riches and, you know what I'm saying, and women. Are you kidding me? Not to that level. Oh my God. Not to that level, though. Did you ever just- Dude, Muhammad Ali would write poems. I know poems, but not about money and splurging and limousines and bitches and alligators. Maybe not about bitches and alligators, but about how great he was. Different, though. You talk about how great he was, how he's finished men around, stuff like that. I've seen that. I'm saying as far as boasting and almost that low level rags to riches. You know what I'm saying? Maybe he did. I don't know, but I know he would belittle people to no end. For sure. He said about Jimmy Torell. He said, Jimmy Torell, if he dreams, he beats me. He better wake up and apologize. He would say shit with Torell. Torell? Who he fought? He said that? Whoever he fought. I thought it was the phrase we said for even dreams about beating. I don't think it was, but there were so many of those fucking interviews where he talks so much crazy shit. You talk shit, but I'm talking. Give me some. He must fall in five rounds, but if you talk about me, I'll cut his three. I'll never fight another fellow tough as Doug Jones, not even that big ugly bear son of a bitch. Is he on X-Tight? Well, after I annihilate this Henry Cooper, I want that bear. And what can I have in his head? I want him bad. He might be great, but he'll fall in eight. I'm the prettest fight in the ring today. That's my label. He was a smart guy, man. He talked crazy shit. Super smart. I'm too fast. But it was always about his skills. It wasn't like I have this much money. I have a limo. I have a Rolex. We're like Floyd and like Rick. Yeah, that's true. Like Rick Flair took that to another level. That's true. Right. He took the I'm a rich guy thing to a new level. Right. I'm a rich guy. Yeah. Because he was a heel. So he's like, I got money. I got bitches. I got gators for coats. What's up? I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down.