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Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin. www.deathsquad.tv
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Did you hear that Instagram girl? That she got banned from Instagram? She was an Instagram chick? And so she got to like help out. She decided to put out for $10 she'll send you a naked picture. In like one week I think she's made like $700,000. That's for donations for the Australian fires. Yeah, for the Australian fires. But she's kicked off of Instagram for that? No, no, I think she got kicked off of Instagram and so she's like, you know what? I'm just going to start selling pictures of me naked then. Damn. I think Instagram had to have her back on. She's doing a lot of good. Yeah, they should. For real. She's raised that much money to help the Australian wildlife. Yeah, they deactivated her account it says. Come on man. She violated rules about sexual content. Come on. She's doing it for a good cause you fucks. Woah. Let her be naked. What are you stopping her from being naked for you creeps? Why does Twitter let you be naked? Because Twitter's better. Than naked philanthropist. She's only 20? Oh poor girl. She doesn't know what she's doing yet. There you go. Oh, that's nice. Hip hop hooray. I'm sending nudes to every person who donates at least $10 to any one of these fundraisers for wildfires in Australia. Every $10 you donate equals one nude picture from me to your DM. You must send any confirmation that you donated. That girl does not have a lot of hobbies. That must take forever. That's forever. She does not have the free time. Damn, she's hot though. Look at that. Those are definitely real. She raised more than $500,000. Wow. That's amazing. Let her back Instagram. Come on. But she said she was going to give the money to that and she didn't show pictures, right? She was sending a sex worker, I guess. I mean you're using a trans... I would imagine it's really because Instagram wasn't getting a cut. They're getting a dollar out of every transaction maybe is a little more. That's why Snapchat has like Snap Cash. Yeah, they don't have a PayPal thing and built in Instagram. Do you think that's what... Are you that cynical? I've heard them do that for other things. That's what a lot of the ad changes were about and why they don't let influencers do ad things anymore. It's because they're not getting a piece. Wait a minute. They don't? That's why there have been a bunch of changes. Oh. Because they're not getting a piece of all those ad sales that's going directly through the influencer. That's just what I've read online, hey? Interesting. Cynicism. Yeah, whenever I see one of those sponsored ads, what's happening here? Yeah, you're supposed to put that hashtag ad after everything. Weird. It is weird. Ads are weird. Like dudes are holding up a CBD bomb while they're rubbing their leg. It's weird. You know, like social media, the ability to make money on social media is so new. No one knows what to do with it. And it's like porn. This is why it's like porn. The fucking... The people in porn always figure out first how to push the boundaries of the technology. Like technology when it comes to like streaming, streaming video, high resolution video, all that stuff. Like that's all pushed. A lot of it's pushed by porn. Just the amount of bandwidth involved in porn. Off the charts. This is like that, don't you think? They must have figured out password protected content first because there's a bunch hidden that's not free, you know? Like there's a pay version of those sites and there's a free version, but... I don't know how they figure that out. I don't know how you cut that off, those things. Who would go to pay? You gotta be a serious pervert to say what's available online is just not enough for my tastes. I forget somebody we know very well. I feel, damn it. Is that an account? Yeah, he just told me, he's like, oh yeah, I'd like to support. Oh, what the fuck? What's up guys? Supports to artists. He wants to marry one of those girls. He wants to marry one. Nothing wrong with that. Some people are into that shit. They're like, what'd you do today, honey? Show me your work. Oh, you bad girl. You bad girl, you took all those dicks. Some guys like that. You're a bad girl. Hey, I'm a bad girl, daddy. I'm gonna take one more dick. I'll take it for you. If Starbucks started giving me free coffee, I don't think anybody's gonna keep paying for it, would they? Some people would if they knew that it was going to help Guatemala or something. Don't you think? I don't know. No? What do you think? If it was like only one kind of coffee, you know what I mean? Like if you couldn't get free ice coffees or free cold brews or... Lesbian coffee? Yeah. No coffee. You could only get decaf for free. Oh, yeah. Fuck's that.