Joe Rogan on John Travolta's Ball-Tickling Facial Hair

It's funny because when people see old pictures of me they say I either look like the Jersey like a Jersey Shore want to Be or like a backstreet boys wanna be because I look because I had the earrings in and I had the hair totally spiked And yeah, that was the style at the time Well, you're also running a risk because you've got like a little bit of facial hair. Yeah. Yeah I don't know. It's not very masculine. No a beard but yeah got something going on It's just a man or you're a woman undergoing hormone replacement therapy You got that Chaz Bono type thing It's um, this is called a lazy man's beard because I can't even even really grow a beard So it's just this is what it is when I get lazy. You got a little something going on though Yeah, I guess so maybe it's the finasteride But if you just had the mustache itself though, it'd be kind of creepy No mustaches. I'm going on a jihad against mustaches because I think for whatever reason they look more ridiculous than Full facial hair. I don't know why some people like like Sam Elliott the actor. I don't know who that is I know I know Tom Selleck. Okay, so I've seen Roadhouse, but yeah, which guy is it in Road Sam Elliott? Everybody knows who that's not the main character That's ways. Oh my yeah, but he's got the But he's got the fucking mustache. What a man, but the grandpa vibe going on That's he didn't always go to Roadhouse go to look at that Sam Elliott road. Yeah, but he's a great voice Nobody's blowing him because he has a mustache Blow his fucking game. There he is. Look at that. Come on. Yeah I mean, we don't want to love it with the the hair right now to the there right there. That's him in Roadhouse Yeah, but that's a full beard. That's more of a full beard. That's true. And that looks better on him. Hmm. I don't know Look at that. Oh, come on. Now. I don't think a go to that That one right there. I don't think a goatee looks as ridiculous as a mustache alone Some guys can pull it off. You know, it's a bold choice, but it can't look you can't look overly artsy with it You know what I mean you can't or you can't no you can't if you're if it looks like You're tied to your goatee as a matter of your identity Then it's a problem But if it's just a dude who seems like he's rocking a goatee because he just decided one day to rock a goatee That's alright, you know, what kind of died out the soul patch the soul patch. Yeah, I haven't seen one of those in forever Yeah, that kind of went away. Did you ever have any facial hair? No just beard just beards I grew it way out at one point in time because there's a guy named Evan Tanner Who was a MMA fighter that was known for having a big thick crazy beard? He was a really interesting guy and he Really nice guy too and he died in He went on sort of a walkabout and decided to go in Death Valley and camp out and He ran out of water couldn't find his water. Oh my god. I'm dying from heat and A lot of us were pretty broken up about it So a bunch of people online decided to grow out our beards for a certain amount of months That's me with a full beard Wow, so you get a almost you could get a caveman beard going if you wanted Oh, yeah, I get a full beard. Yeah, and that's me trimming around the cheeks. It's my yeah Yeah, my shit creeps all the way up to my nostrils. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I grew that out for a couple months I forget how long we decided to go look at You know What are you doing? Wasn't that was when he wanted to play Robert Shapiro didn't he do that for the OJ movie? I? Feel like it was Okay, maybe it's just yeah that this verifies every single you know whisper about John Trimull tickle a Ball tickle. It's what it is. Just it's right there for tickling balls. Oh anyway