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Fortune Feimster is an American writer, comedian, and actress. Check out her brand new special "Sweet & Salty" now streaming on Netflix. She can also be heard along with Tom Papa on "What A Joke".
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I'm the only one in the UFC broadcast that doesn't put makeup on too. Yeah. And I'm like, we're getting, we're talking to people that are getting their heads punched in. Okay, literally, Ioana Yoon Jae-chek, who's the former strawweight champion, she had a fight with this woman, Zhongwei Li, who is the strawweight champion from China. It's crazy, epic, like one of the best fights in history. At the end of it, Ioana's head was so, like a Frankenstein forehead. Yeah. Imagine, yeah, look at her forehead. Now imagine me with makeup on standing next to her. That would be ridiculous, right? I refuse. You're like, look at my foundation. They were like, well, we're just going to cut down the shine. Who gives a fuck if I'm shiny? Yeah. Literally, no one cares. Yeah, she's got a double forehead now. It's a double, triple forehead. Everything's falling. Is it back down? Have you? No, no, she hasn't taken, that's what she looks like normally. Beautiful lady. She's so tough. Yeah. That lady is as tough as human beings can possibly be. Oh my gosh. Because she like never even flinched her fucking foreheads twice the size of normal. She didn't even flinch, kept throwing bombs. Was amazing. Yeah. Epic. How long did it go? Five rounds. Five rounds. 25 whole minutes of chaos. Yeah. And it was even the whole fight. The whole fight was like back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. It was amazing. Yeah.