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Sargon of Akkad is an "Anti-Identitarian liberal YouTuber" (https://www.youtube.com/user/SargonofAkkad100).
Hello freak bitches. There was a wiki leaks that was just released today about NASA knowing about aliens. Really? Yes! Pull it up Jamie. NASA knows about aliens. They have information. The wiki leaks knows and they're gonna spill the beans. I tell you when it comes out tomorrow that it really is true and then there's like an alien ambassador on the White House lawn or something. You're gonna be like, oh okay I was in a, you look like a prat. Oh it's anonymous. I thought it was a wiki leaks. Anonymous much more likely to be pranksters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Much more likely. That's very generous. Anonymous, a global hacking collective believes that alien life exists and thinks NASA is about to confirm it. The shadowy group. I love that it's a shadowy group. A group of autists that you can be in. You can join. How do you know I'm not? I'm into it. Exactly. In a 12 and a half minute video published in an unofficial YouTube channel on Tuesday the video centers around recent findings by the American Space Organization including the discovery of 219 new planet candidates, 10 of which present similar conditions to Earth by NASA's Kepler Space Telescope team in June as well as comments made by a senior NASA official. But here's the real thing, right? You believe and I believe as well that it's entirely possible that some life exists somewhere in the infinite universe. I can't believe it doesn't. Of course. We're on the same page. Why are we so skeptical about it visiting us? Because it's very difficult to visit us. Right, but if it's like way more advanced than us, shouldn't it be able to figure it out just like we could figure out how to get a probe to Jupiter? Why can't it figure out how to visit us? But then we've got a government conspiracy and cover it. Do we? Or are they just people and they don't know any more than you or I? Like we don't know shit. Why would the if aliens came here, do you think they would like go? Oh, that's an elected official. Clearly that guy's the mayor. Let me talk to him. No. They'd look at this fucking ant hill and they'd be like, which one of these dipshit should we tell? I don't know. Let's just pick that guy up and stick some stuff up his ass and do some run some tests on him. That's bollocks though. Just make it sense bro. No, no, listen. Listen to it. I've got an idea. I've got really offended. We've been friends online forever and this is just a little tax start. I've got a counter argument to this. We can distinguish between from one ant to another. We can see the workers. We can see the soldiers. We can see the Queen. They can tell. They would surely be smart. Yeah, but the soldiers and the Queen are physically shaped different. They're different things like this big one makes all the babies. But the aliens. It's pretty obvious that a Queen bee, she has a giant stinger that doesn't detach and she goes and kills all the baby bees. Why can't they speak English? Why can't they speak English? They probably can. Yeah, so if they say Mr. President, they'll be like, okay, what does that mean? We have to think that if something is alien that it could be so alien that all of our concepts of culture are so bizarre that there's no context for it to relate. And how can they understand our language? They just know what we're saying. They know what we're saying based on the fact that it's fairly simple. No, no, no. If they can understand our language then they must have relatable or similar concepts in their own language. Sure. Not necessarily. To be able to translate into. Not necessarily. Then they can't understand our language. That's not necessarily true. That's putting them into a limitation that we currently have. Like we understand dolphin language, but we know they have a language. Yeah, but we can appreciate that dolphins probably have a concept for eating. Right. So like if the dolphins, I don't know what dolphin language is. Yeah, but we're talking about culture in terms of like who's the Queen, who's the mayor. The hierarchical, you know, they'll have like an alpha dolphin and people, the dolphins will have some like, you know, cliques that mean the person in charge. I mean, they must have some concept of hierarchy because they have a concept of hierarchy. So you can operate under a concept of hierarchy. But you know that we don't really understand dolphin language. Well, no, but I mean, we can surely pick out like the concepts themselves. I mean, they must understand the concept of the leader. I don't think they can. Or they just can't understand the concept of leader. I don't think it is widely understood what dolphins are saying. I don't think we can translate dolphin to human. Well, we can't even recreate it. No, no, I'm sure. But I mean, we can't recreate their sounds. Like we don't know what their sounds mean. If we said a bunch of shit to a dolphin. I'm not saying we can talk to dolphins or anything, but like with a dog, you know, you can see that dogs have got certain kinds of very, very primitive methods of communication. But like a dog whimpers, you know, it's in pain, you know. And so I have to have a concept of being in pain to understand the dogs going, I know that that means the dogs hurt. I must understand that the concept of hurts. And so if the aliens, if they can understand English, then they must understand the concept of what a president is. And they must have some way of analyzing it. Sure. If they can take in all the data. They're superior to us, obviously. Yeah. Well, if not superior, technologically far more advanced in that they've been alive longer. But when you consider the possibility of all sorts of different weather conditions, different life conditions, maybe different solar systems where they have zero concern about being hit by an asteroid. And they're always bipedal in the sci-fi. Yeah. Well, that's because they're supposed to represent us in the future. Yeah, that's because it's easier. Is that what it is? Well, surely. Because we can record a sci-fi film. Well, it could be that too. But that was my point, is that I think that aliens could potentially be so alien that they can't even relate to the concept of our ability to communicate with noises. Yeah. Like they might be communicating with smells. Yeah, exactly. They might be using some telekinesis or some shit. Yeah. Psychics, man. Yeah, maybe. I mean, yes. So you do think if you had to bet all of your YouTube money, that's not very much. I have aliens. Thanks, Wall Street Journal. Have aliens been here or no? I've probably been no. No? Yeah, I'm a bit of a skeptic. I mean, all of the ancient alien stuff is total horseshit.