Joe Rogan - I'm Not Gonna Stop Following R. Kelly

Well that's one thing that we did learn from talking to Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter. It's impossible to manage. There's too many posts. They're going up right now by the thousands. If you could see everyone in America posting on Twitter right now, it'd be like, it would just be fucking flying. I mean imagine if you could see it all happening all at once. A turnover explosion of ones and zeros just busting all over the place. And text. Just text. Who do you think, like if you were to grab somebody's phone, the most popular person that gets tweeted the most and just looked at it, just looked at it, how fast would that go? You know what I mean? Like just that one account. Oh, be insane. I mean yours probably goes quick too. Do you follow a lot of other people or do you just? Yeah, I follow a lot of other people. I follow a lot of other people. I just follow whenever someone's interesting. Someone's got cool pictures. I follow that guy. Yeah, yeah. I just follow thousands. I'll hit like first. Yeah, that's good too. And then go like, let me see. I'm gonna go back. Okay, yeah. Double check. Yeah, yeah. So what else does this person's done? Make sure they're not whacking. What's really funny is people get mad at you for certain people you follow. Yeah. Like people are like, you just stop following R. Kelly. No. Don't tell me what to do. That's first of all. First of all, don't tell me what to do. Don't ever do that. Second of all, what am I doing? Am I boosting up his profile? Yeah. I'm fucking R. Kelly. I want to know. Doesn't matter if I follow him, if I don't. I want to know how crazy he is. That's right. Dude, did you see Tyron, Tyron Whitley? You know, UFC top welterweight former champion had a thing on his Instagram page of him watching R. Kelly getting interviewed where he was, he was, who was denying that he knows how to hog tie people. And Tyron's laughing at him. Play this. Play this so he can hear it. He's done it all in this interview. This is great. This shit ain't funny, but dog. I don't know how to hog tie people. I don't know how to hog tie people. I don't know how to hog tie people. I don't know how to hog tie people. That's great. He's not using confidence in that. He's like how to hog tie. I follow R. Kelly for the same reason that I love real talk. Have you ever watched that video, real talk? We played it on the podcast multiple times. Real talk is one of the greatest unintentional comedies that's ever been created. Real talk? Real talk. Oh my God. What is it? It's an R. Kelly song where he's in an argument with his girlfriend on the phone. While he's in an R with his girlfriend on the phone, he's like getting his hair done and shit. He's smoking stog. He's drinking. He's got his girlfriend outfits on. He's still in the conversation. There's one part where he goes, bitch, I wish you would burn my mother fucking clothes. Real talk. Bitch, I wish you would burn my mother fucking clothes. Real talk. Are you serious about that? Listen, I absolutely feel for any person that he's victimized. Oh, a hundred percent. I absolutely do. But you cannot deny that that shit is funny. That shit is hilarious. That shit is funny. I'm sorry. Hold on, I just played that. I wish you would burn my mother fucking clothes with your trifling ass. Put your trifling ass with your trifling ass. Trifling is the best African American saying of all time. Trifling. Trifling. And it's one that white people cannot use. It's too... I pronounce it too good. They own that word. Hey, stop. They own that word as much as they own the N word. Trifling. You can't be trifling. You can't pronounce the G in trifling. Yeah, you can't be. Trifling. Yeah, that's why white people are not allowed to use it. They wouldn't ruin it. Exactly. He's out there trifling. He's out there trifling the bullshit. He's just a bullshit trifling ass. Trifling what? Well, here's the thing. I bet gay guys use trifling. I bet gay guys will pull it out. Out with him over there with his trifling ass. You know? Sounds like a rifle that you travel with. It's a trifling. Yeah. Like a trifling. A travel rifle. They're thinking of banning those. They're going to be a long range. Don't bring a trifle with it. How many people do you think had to look it up before Webster had to like answer this question of what is a trifling heifer? The definition of trifer. Lacking insignificance or solid worth. Such as A, frivolous. Trifling. B, trivial. A trifling gift. C, chiefly dialectical. Oh my God. Lazy, shiftless, and a trifling fellow. A trifling fellow. A trifling fellow. He's a trifling fellow, is he? That's the most English thing you've ever said. It got very wide of you. A trifling fellow. He's a trifling fellow. Don't bring your ass over here with a trifling fellow. Yeah, that's a word, bro. That's a legit word. Trifling. Shit, I was going to say something else. I totally forgot. What did we talk about right before trifling? You were talking about R. Kelly. Kelly. I like that album. He did an album where it was a lot of just talking. Oh, Trapped in the Closet? Yeah, there was a whole series of videos. I think Aziz had a whole thing on that. I think he did. Aziz Ansari did a bit on it. I believe so. I know he had a bit about R. Kelly. It might have been about Trapped in the Closet. Trapped in the Closet is great, but it can't fuck with real talk. Real talk's the jam.