Joe Rogan - I'd Reveal Government Secrets (If I Knew Them)

If the aliens came to you and said, Rich, we're going to give you this technology information. Whatever it is, it's probably going to be yes, but go on. But you can't tell anyone else. Yeah. Would you be willing to? What technology? What if the government brings you to Area 51 like Bob Lazar and they bring you down to the base and they show you an alien spacecraft and they go, we're going to let you examine this. We know that you love to tinker and back engineer things, but you can't tell anybody. Are you in? I do it in a heartbeat. Why the hell not? Because you owe us the rest of the human race. These fucking assholes in the government, they're going to keep you telling us the truth. Don't you think it would affect the whole world if we knew the truth? Honestly, I'd probably tell anyone anyways because the fact that they called the Tesla guy to go down there. Of course you're going to rat them out. Well, that's who I would call. If I was the government, I wouldn't call some respectable scientist from Stanford. Because that guy's awesome. I would call some dude who would be easily discredited. Some guy who may be like, maybe, you know, is a little fudgy with his science reports. Suspicious. Yeah, maybe plagiarized a little bit in college, but he knows his shit. That's me, yeah. No, I would go with some guy who's, what is that? Autodactic, is that the word where someone learns themselves? Is that what the word is? There's a lot, right? Is that the word? There's a lot of geniuses out there that just don't have the credentials. Very smart people. Autodidact. Autodidact. Yeah, take that guy. Take that guy. Would you do that? No, I'd tell everybody. Why? 100%. Why would you, why do you owe and trust those assholes? You don't owe anyone anything. Because I would want everyone to know. What are they going to do with it? They're just going to freak out. I wouldn't be able to live with myself. Really? 100%. Yeah, if the government wants to tell me some secrets, let me tell you something. I'll tell everybody. Yeah. Would you say that first? I would definitely tell them I'm telling everybody. Really? I would say, don't show them to me. Really? Yeah, I would say don't show it to me. That's not progressing the human race forward. Because the goal is for you to see it and confirm it. You want to see it, confirm it and tell everyone. You just be, we're going to say, I don't want to die and I don't want them to kill me. So I would say, listen, if you show me. They wouldn't kill you for that. You'd kill you? Maybe people have died already and we don't know. Damn, it's deep. Maybe, bro. Yeah. Look into it. I don't know. It would be a thing where I would, in all honesty, depends on what stage of my life. If I was 30 years old and they said, I'm going to show you this, but you can't show anybody, are you willing? I'd be like, yeah, sure, show me. But at 50, I'd be like, no. No. I'm not making any deals. I don't want to make a deal where you tell me that I can't tell anybody about something. I mean, it's one thing if it's a business thing. Like, hey, we're going to, Apple's going to show you the new iPhone. Don't tell anybody. Oh, for sure. I won't tell anybody. Fine. This is something that can affect the human race. How would the confirmation of aliens affect the human race, you think? Yes, there are aliens. Now what? What are we going to do? Realistically, you would have to have confirmation that was undeniable. And your own eyewitness testimony is not good enough. They're just thinking crazy. They'll shoot you anyways. Exactly. They'll just think you're a fool and they'll just make you look like a dunce. It would actually probably help their cause because no one would ever believe you and no one would take aliens seriously after that, which is one of the arguments for what they actually did with Project Blue Book. There was a guy named Philip Corso and Jay Allen Hynek was the guy who was running Project Blue Book. And one of the things that they famously said after it was over that they would just try to debunk things and make these things look foolish. And then anything they found that they couldn't explain, they just tucked away. But the things that they could explain, even if the explanation didn't jive, they came up with an explanation just to make people realize that aliens were bullshit. But he, through the course of Project Blue Book, studying – now you have to ask this question. Through the end of it, he decided that aliens were real and that we had been contacted. However, you always have to question whether someone is doing that because this is a new avenue for them to make money. Is this a new stream of revenue? I'm going to do the lecture circuit. I'm going to write books. I mean, if you're a guy who worked for Project Blue Book and then they shut Project Blue Book down, you don't have any more money. Yeah, you're broke. You have to decide, well, I don't want to work for the government anymore. You know what I want to do? I'm going to write stories about UFOs. I'm going to start a podcast. I'm going to fuck these assholes. Right. I mean, J. Allen Hynek died a long time ago, I believe, right? Google J. Allen Hynek Project Blue Book UFOs. I'm pretty sure there's interviews where afterwards he said he is sure after all of his time studying that there is and has been some contact with extraterrestrial aliens. What do you think? I don't. I don't know. You mean me personally, I have zero experience, right? Right. Well, so it does have experience. Someone might. What do you got? What are you laughing at? Man, I don't want to talk about it yet. You don't want to talk about it yet? It's stuff I've been looking into about this topic. This guy worked at that company I told you about. In Columbus, Ohio? Yeah. He also was a teacher of physics and astronomy at Ohio State in 1936. Dun, dun, dun. So you think there's some real shit going down? Maybe. You think some real shit's going down. I don't know about all the alien technologies or actually what do we have, beings or aliens or something. There's something going on and it has to do with that company and it has to do with everything you're talking about in Project Blue Book. I don't know what it is. That's very vague. I know. All you said was, yeah, something's going on, guys. I can't because it's to me, it doesn't seem fair to just go with the big conspiracy, but there are facts that you can look up and find. So once you get to the bottom of the investigation, you'll have a report for us? Yeah. I'm not ready to. Hey, guys, something's going on. I'm not too crazy right now. I want to leave some of the crazy stuff out. Yeah, it's one of those subjects that inherently starts looking crazy until aliens show up. If there was like that, what was that movie? What was the recent movie with the way they spoke in like smoke? Oh, oh, God. Was that big arrival? Arrival. If something like that shows up, then all of a sudden our perception's completely changed. It's like, oh, wait. It's undeniable. There's like some giant Los Angeles-sized thing floating over the continental US. Yeah. So it has to think, so why would you... So let's just say we had a microscope, periscope, whatever. Whatever you call it, look in the space. Telescope. Yeah, periscope. If it was a submarine. We all in. And we see an alien colony unlike Mars. What would we do? We'd study it. We'd try to communicate with it. But would that be a good move? Like, what if they came over to us and they'll go, oh, look at these fucking dumb champs. Do they? You think any foreign or alien species would think we're idiots? A hundred percent of them really think we're idiots. Yeah. If they're advanced to the point where they've gotten control of their emotions and anger. Right. I mean, just think about how much tribal warfare goes on still in America, in the world. How much warfare is taking place? How many people are dying? How many innocent people are dying? Drones, all that kind of stuff. They'd be aware of all that. They'd be aware of our polluting of the environment. They'd be aware of our depleting the ocean of its fish. That's just pulling in giant nets filled with fish. What the fuck are you people doing? They'd be looking at coal plants and the president of the United States, the greatest superpower the world's ever known, saying things like clean coal. Like clean coal. What do you think? So what do you think? Okay. So someone comes to visit us, right? What's the dumbest thing that they're going to notice the first? They're going to say, oh, wow, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. What's the number one thing you visit our planet, the number one dumbest thing they're going to see in life? They're going to think pollution is the number one dumbest. Like you guys are shitting in the environment that you need to sustain you. And you're doing this in, it's not like you don't have the resources to fix that. That's infinite money. Yeah. We have incredible amounts of money, but yet the money is not going towards that. Yeah. Massive resources should be going to removing carbon from the atmosphere, removing particulates from the atmosphere. The environment, right. Yeah. Like break dust and all the shit that's in these cities. Yeah. The cars are constantly slamming on their brakes. That dust that you have to clean off your wheels, that shit's everywhere. Yeah, right. It's in your lungs, baby. It's fucking everywhere. Yeah. And it takes years off people's lives. It absolutely does. They would look at all that. They would go, go, why aren't they looking at that? Like, why aren't they, why don't they have some sort of system in place to mitigate all the problems they've created in terms of like, all that mean, oh, they got rid of plastic straws. Right. Yeah. Keep, keep the caps though. Keep the bottles. The caps are fine. Keep the things, keep plastic wrap. Everything's plastic. What do you think of those new disintegrating straws, by the way? Ridiculous. It's like, oh, God. I want to keep around a stainless steel one. You should, but you have to clean it though. It's the same thing. You can just all stab somebody if somebody attacks you. Yeah. Sharp in the end. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I stab you? Just punch a hole through them like that walking dead crossbow bolt. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the big one that we would, that they would get. They would go, wow, these people are crazy. The other thing they would say is the nuclear power thing. Like when you find out things like the Fukushima plant, they didn't have any sort of backup plan to shut the hell up. Shut it down. Yeah. Like you don't know what happens if your generator goes out. Oh, well, we're fucked. Well, nothing really. Nuclear meltdown and everything dies forever. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't plan on that. Like that, the fact that we, they built these plants and they have no idea how to shut them off. Like that's crazy. Yeah. The aliens are probably like, these people are out of their fucking mind. They're smart enough to figure out how to harness nuclear power. But what they use it for is to generate steam. Yeah. Constant and it has to stay on forever. That's why they put them near the oceans. Like these cats are assholes. Thank you.