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Aljamain Sterling is a UFC Bantamweight Champion and host of the "Weekly Scraps" podcast. http://www.aljamainsterling.com/
Shaq makers. We do. Shaq. Shaq is a super. Oh, he makes it. Or is he endorsing it? Or is he endorsing it? He definitely has sleep apnea. It doesn't size him. That guy is gigantic. You can imagine what Shaq's norm sounds like. That should be a reality show. Baby gorilla. Having to fall asleep in the room. You wait for Shaq to sleep and then you gotta go in the room and fall asleep. Like think about how long would it take you for if it was like a game show. Like if Shaq is out cold. Dude, there's no way. You gotta lay next to him and it's like a timer. Ready? Go. Fall asleep. Fall asleep. I'm tired. I'm not. And he's 800 pounds and he's 17,000 feet tall and he's laying next to you. Yeah, it's just not happening. It's not happening. That would be a hilarious like fear factor type show. Try to fall asleep next to Shaq. You could end up in a hotel room next to him and play that game on accident. Accidentally. Yeah, for sure. Make those walls shake. You hear the chandeliers clinking. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. Every time he breathes out. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.