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Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin. www.deathsquad.tv
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A day to grow worked a Newport Creamery with me What's that like a like a cold stone ice cream place it's served hamburgers Yeah, who's that you're not me if it's me this fucking phone I've Got a phone that for whatever reason turns itself on the ring all the time Yeah, like even when I don't it turns itself on the ring. It's done it like twice You know what I think it's this case this leather Apple case. I think it's a piece of shit Your volume buttons look at mine. They're sunk in the middle like this I've only had this like for a week and it's already falling apart No, not enjoying and it overheats your phone. I think cuz of the leather There's no way for they air to get out so that my shits running slower than it should you don't do the other day? I put a battery pack on this like a madman Yeah, yeah pulling them thick ass battery packs on it. I felt like a superhero. I could just go all day Why don't you have it on now cuz I took it off cuz I feel like I was relying on it too much I Should just charge it at night I'm using my phone less and less after my trip to Hawaii because my phone broke I dropped it the first day there, and I had to order a new one But I mean mine just stopped working the whole thing yeah, dude. It would just randomly call people I would hold up. I would hold up like my Contacts and it would just start calling people and then I would hang up and it would start calling another person No, hang up and start showing people's like my friend John Dudley I was like watch this watch what it's doing and then I'd hang up and do that again I was like what I just dropped it and just went haywire. That's crazy Yeah, I broke it and so when I got a new one for three days I wasn't doing anything so for three days waiting for my phone to come I didn't use any apps any nothing and I felt better I Felt better, but you're in Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, you're in Van Nuys But as soon as I got the phone back again like hmm check Instagram Anybody put any cool pictures of cars up? If technology is so fragile like that then why are we still so scared of like AI if we could just fucking smack it in The brake's a silly way to look I know I'm just nuclear bombs Jamie That's technology I know I said it was silly. I started off by saying it was silly Someone smoked too much when you do da doo da Or not enough We should be worried don't you think if Elon Musk thinks we should be worried I he's like in the business of that though of worrying people. No, no, no, but I mean of technology He yeah, well also. Yeah. Yeah that I think he is Not for the business of worry people no not 100 but like that's his business 35 percent future Of all technology. He's he's the one figuring out the problems. He's the one here to save us from all this shit That's his business that he created All those tesla's got recalled I mean did you saw that right like 130 000 model s's got recalled because their steering column was fucked up Or something is that what happened? I don't know exact problem, but a lot of them because I I remember seeing something How crazy is it ford canceled all their cars brian callen loves his He fucking loves it. Yeah ford decided to stop making cars except the motherfucking mustang And suvs, I think well their suvs are awesome. They make that lincoln town. What is it not? Why'd they make it? That's lincoln navigator this new navigator. It's a fucking incredible car. It's incredible It's like they they saw all these other cars like you know that luxury suv family wagon Market is a weird market like there's range rovers and there's a bunch of mercedes Suvs and bmw suvs, but this is like the first other than the Cadillac Escalade kind of but this is like another level like super high tech Family luxury sled that hauls ass. It's pretty dope, dude I watched some of the videos on it how they make these things and like all the different features that they have in them Huge screens now everything has giant screens like a lot of these cars now. They don't have a dashboard They just have a screen and you know, you could you could customize it in different ways. Yeah, my mind is a fake screen or Yeah, like a virtual screen virtual gauges, right? Yeah, it comes on and it's like really man. It's crazy. It's weird It's weird to see I got a video. We should watch this coming up from the google i-o thing. It might Counter contradict what we're talking about. It says no joke google assistant will start making phone calls to small businesses to make appointments on your behalf It's called google duplex. The ai caller even adds umms and hmm Oh jesus It's not a real voice For a while at 12 p.m We do not have a false can available. The closest we have to that is a 1 15 Do you have anything between 10 a.m and uh 12 p.m? Depends on what service she would like what services you're looking for Just a woman's haircut for now Okay, do you have a 10 o'clock? 10 a.m is fine. Okay, what's her birth name? The first name is lisa Okay, perfect. So I will see lisa at 10 o'clock on may 3rd Okay, great. Thanks. Great. Have a great day. Bye. That's awesome. I love that Google you freaking me out