Joe Rogan | GILF Porn w/Bryan Callen

Well the problem is it stifles innovation. You become really pedantic and good at following instructions, but you're not going to be very innovative. You'll be really technically good, but... You also want to be naughty, and you want to build weird shit. Like Yo-Yo Ma was... He tried a bunch of different instruments until he finally said, I'm going to play this. Yeah, you want to be naughty. You want to fight it. Yeah, you want to fight Mommy. And you probably have some weird Mommy porn in your bookmarks. Uh-huh. There's amazing amounts of stepmom porn. Really? It's all stepmoms. Well Pornhub Mom... Your father's going to be so mad at you. Well Mom, Mom or a derivative of Mom, is I think the second most typed in word in Pornhub. What's number one? Sister? Youth, young, tits, something to do with young. But Mom is another thing. Granny porn is huge in Kenya and the UK. Do you know why they think? Because you're raised by an older lady or an older man. You're headmaster, they're in a position of authority and as you're coming to... Well as you're coming to and you're formulating your point of view of the world and making sense of the world, you tend to sexualize whatever's in front of you. I guess that makes sense. You imprint. So, so, gilfs and you know, that's kind of hot shit. Yeah, grandmas I'd like to fuck. What kind of world we live in? My friend's wife. He catches her watching... Grandma porn? Gray, gray old men banging gals. She's into the gray. She's into old dudes. She's into old guys. Like... Like real old? Like dinosaur? Your body looks like warm cheese. Whoa. You understand? Why would they like that? I don't... It's... Who the fuck knows? That is a weird thing though that you hear that some women like, like really old guys. You don't hear that from women or from men rather. Yeah. What does it say? The world's newest photos of gilfs. And this is... Yeah. I bet she was hot as fuck back in the 80s. 100%. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Listen, man. Old hoes. They're just hoes that got old. Look at that one. I had a friend from Uruguay who was Super Macho. My friend... You didn't show that on the screen, did you? Missy. You son of a bitch. Who was that? Some... No, don't. Don't. Poor lady. It's grandma with the ridiculous fake boobs. Yeah. My friend, my friend, he was from Uruguay, Super Macho. And he was like... He didn't have a lot of money and he had like... He was kind of a jiggle. Was having sex with this woman. She's old. She's very old. I said... I go, what she look like when she's naked. It's a disaster. Disaster. I can't look to her. When she go to the bathroom, I have to look, you know, over here. Because it has to be no light because it's a disaster. Why is he doing that? But he goes, he goes, But you know, when she looks at me, you know, Why is she young? She sees me. I come like this. You know, I'm young. The eyes. Her eyes. That make me... Hard. I'll never forget this. I was like, what the fuck?