Joe Rogan: Full Commentary - Alistair Overeem vs. Walt Harris

Oh, fight on! Fight on! Oh shit. Oh you're crazy, I don't think. Vitor's taking all the acai by the way. Acai! Acai! You can take whatever you want, right? That's Amazonian herbs, we're really... Listen, that's one of the interesting things when you look at other organizations outside of the UFC that's tested by USADA. As soon as you see someone who you know for sure used to do testosterone but then wasn't allowed to, you see a subsequent performance dip and then you see them re-engage after they leave the organization. It's fantastic. It doesn't take Inspector Clouseau to figure out that one. You don't have to call in Colombo. You know what's weird? You know what's weird about having no audience there? It reminds me of when I used to DJ at strip clubs on Saturday afternoons and there'd be nobody there. It was the same thing. It was the same thing. It was the same thing. When I did, I swear to God, I would have a sampler in the DJ booth where I sampled Kiss Alive, just the audience. So I got tired of it. Massive men. Walt Harris just cracked them. Over him's in big trouble. Oh, shit. Oh, he dinged them again. The biggest trouble. It's over. Not yet. He got five back. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. Oh, you really want Walt to win? Oh, man. Oh, my God. He's dropping bombs. He's been with his daughter. Oh, look at that. Over he is my favorite fighter. Oh, all the time. He's still in the mix. He's still in the mix. He's surviving. Holy shit. We're gonna stop that. That's crazy. They could have stopped it. Fuck this lip. Fuck. Damn. All that work. Fuck his head up again. Fuck. I think it might be his nose, man. I think it might be his nose. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. You're talking about a massive power. He's gonna get a refund. Look at how big his tail is. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Damn. Hey, remember the Uber knees? Yes. Remember we did the food food haul? We didn't try to choke him out. Look at this. Oh, no. Shit. Oh, over him can grapple now. Oh, damn. Over him can grapple. Yeah. Oh, shit. He has one of the best teleteams of the business. Shit. He won the European Abu Dhabi. Correct. So much time left. We'll see the He's gonna mount He submitted V tour with the guillotine. Oh shit. Yeah, he's got a real He's got like a high Standing guillotine like over one of the best. Yeah, he'll finish you. Yeah, that's a shit right this nasty And we'll see top of what right? It is no blame. I'm dude That's a lot of time and over him has been in trouble so many times and come through, you know He's a guy who's been through wars. He's been KOed. He's KOed people I mean you want to talk about a guy who's been through the fucking Trenching about every time we get together when over ream fought Brock Lesnar might have been the scariest heavyweight I'm all time of all time of all time. I was fine. I'm like, hey Was he still eating horse meat at the time? Yes, horse meat was all the horse meat Yeah, but my my belief is if you go deep into the history, you're gonna go into horse meat Okay, but if you look at all the results of horse meat that one guy who fought Lesnar with fantastic With some sort of blind deaf guy who was doing the drug test Some dude couldn't read 2001 I in Amsterdam like what's your test based on? I don't know what I was wearing. Do you remember his brother Valentine over him? Yeah admitted Renny? Yes Yeah, he was trouble in the street now with them in Amsterdam Oh Time dude, he wanted to fight everybody. It was the Over his brother Valentine. Oh wait listen, you need to hear the story. Please crazy crazy story. Yeah golden glory That's right with the day because they had a show that a show called too hot to handle golden glory Posted this big MMA show with a turn. I met them in pride when I worked for pride. Ouch. I'll tell you the story later This is gonna go to the second round This might not go to the second round. Well, there's 30 seconds I have a lot just took big deep breaths big deep breaths and over him is moving to mount He just looked at the clock. That's fine. Dude. He could stop him right here. This is possible over him He's been around forever son, but it's 20 seconds. Yeah, I Fuck you can still stop him here. It's very Dude Come on man, dude, I'm telling you he's nasty. Oh Come on Walt those are big knees man. His knees are the best in the heavyweight division Best the best him and her doom have great knees KO'd mark hunt KO'd but basically KO'd broccoli Well, you know Brock Lesnar's combination kicks to the body the kid knows buys what did it? Yeah, I knew he had a week body also always I don't want to make excuses for anybody But you always have to take any consideration That was a guy who had just had diverticulitis surgery and had something like 12 to 14 inches of his colon removed and over Testins right. Yeah over went. Oh your intestines removed check this out. Yeah, that's right My god, it was a nice see ya you see the Lesnar go like this. That's when he finished him Yeah, he had so I believe it was like somewhere around Google's find out how much Brock Lesnar had removed from his intestine He had a really serious disease and they think he had it for a long time Rock was so good. Yeah, and people didn't realize how good he was But he got catapulted in the stardom and he didn't have much experience Be knocked out Randy Couture beat Shane Carwin knocked out Randy Couture beat Shane Carwin Yes after taking a beating how about the Frank mirror rematch? Oh Transition but that transition they just replayed a Walt came at him with a front kick and over him just pushed him and just threw him like a superhero to the side See that there's like some serious power going on here It's interesting because like who would Walt Harris be if they let him juice, you know this and I'm not saying these guys to juice I'm just joking around when I say that let him juice but also let them juice also let them juice but When I'm just as a curious person I'm like what would happen if you gave him all the chemicals that we know that make your body perform better Cuz remember what was gonna want to go to the NBA? What was a serious basketball? It's footwork ridiculous Wow Well these guys when when you take these guys that have experience high level experience in Major League sports where the competition is fierce from childhood on you know these guys they develop They have a different kind of work ethic, you know, that's why Herschel Walker was ever able to fight MMA What is it is late 40? It's not a different kind of work ethic But it doesn't always work cuz we're Johnny Morton was like, oh, I want to try that Kadoosh and he was knocked out to forever What happened with Johnny Morton was the Case scenario is a fighting MMA is getting knocked down put on a stretcher and taking that's the It's like Johnny more wide receiver Detroit Lions goes let's do it. Let's avoid worst-case scenario What is case scenario? He got calls to you in LA he gets taken out of the stretcher. Oh He's not gonna stop though, oh my goodness you see that you got you oh my goodness, that was crazy so guys that The story is Brock Lesnar had a foot of his colon removed He's a real live incredibly lucky to be alive Yeah, and then he fought over him after that when over he was on all of Mexico. Oh, dude They're gonna Mexico the entire Sonola cartel was in his veins He had the Jamie. Can you please I don't get Eric. Can we see that Johnny Morton? I hey hey, Eddie, what do you do here when you're in this situation? What did Johnny Morton fight? I fought someone legit Yeah, I was problems. It was in Wasn't no it was here. He was in Anyone with me Eddie do you remember this week? This was the the day that Brock Lesnar made his debut you and I were there and I sat next to crazy horse Did you say a hoi sakuraba to did you know that was on the It's over there's no way he's gonna survive yeah, he's just gonna keep beating them unless he said Stop it over this who's the If he picks up this mark, but Morton just got knocked out if he picks up the tempo he could he could stop it More than I thought by up them right there stopped it Fuck listen, man You just make the educated decision that a guy's in a position that he's not gonna be able to improve Oh, yeah, where that might get a sister wall here. It's a good decision It's tough because you're over a lot of my chance, but the reality is you can't defend You can't defend that spot. He's kind of checkmated there You know that hold the whole debate about whether or not it's a good idea to stop a fight It's real tricky man You know dominant crew said to the referee before the fight he said don't fucking stop it unless I'm dead Listen, I'm sure I'm sure I'm not a lighter lights. Come on, dude. Well, come on, dude But the guy is he doesn't know what's gonna happen. Oh my god. Amazing. That was a great Wolverine over him is still he's still one of the best Greatest heavyweight striker of all time. Yeah And watch this body shot watch this body shot. Oh That's why it's so terrifying that Francis sent him into the dark lands What's probably the best knock out of all time that uppercut who's Howling in between the world's Right was like it's gonna happen. No, I don't know man. This is they're just talking right now Go for we got a go for that was that was like when When Bilbo Baggins puts on the ring And he goes to the dimension in the Hobbit dude, you know, I'm talking about that's what it was like That was one of the worst knockouts I've ever seen and remember the swinging. It's like Oh I was I would