Joe Rogan - CM Punk vs. Floyd Mayweather Speculation

That's what they're gonna do. Maybe they'll do that in International Fight Week too. Everybody getting paid. Sizzla. We're gonna get these ratings up for Fox Bias WWE. Can you imagine if Brock's first fight back is John Jones? Yeah I can. This is what I'm... This is the card I'm looking at. Motherfuckers. Not in July. Yes! Yes! Steep A. D.C. John Jones. Brock. Tyron Windley, Dosanjos. Ortega. Max Holloway. Amanda Nunes. Cyborg. We bustin' this load on this one card. HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH KKKQ! We can still do the ratings. Dude, that place would be... Bonkers. That would be insane. That would be one of the greatest cards of all time. Bonkers. And then on top, you sprinkle in? Sprinkle a little CM Punk. Mmmmmm. You wouldn't be able to do that one. Why? That one needs so much money. The one that I'm thinking about? Which one? You know the one. Which one, Joe? The one that was a lot of sprinkles on top. Which one? You know that boxer guy? What's his name? Oh, you're talking about Floyd CM Punk. Something money that we keep talking about. If that happened, this is by the way, I believe you and I were the first to speculate this publicly. Correct. I think that's the fight. I think that's the fight to make. I agree. I don't know if it'll ever happen, but I think if it does happen, it happens on its own individual card. You put a kick-ass card underneath it, but I don't know if you put like a UFC 200 size kick-ass card underneath it. No, because Floyd CM Punk's gonna sell, and also if you're Floyd, just leave it from Floyd's perspective, all right, pay me this much money, which is a boatload of cash, and also, give me the guy who has zero experience like me, NCM Punk, who's a huge name. Yeah. So it makes sense. It's the only fight to make for Floyd, because Conroe literally kill him. Yeah, he can't do that. It wouldn't be fair. It's not fair. Conroe would beat up Floyd and CM Punk in the same night. People would understand the difference between Connor boxing Floyd, which you got clearly outclassed, but he hit him. Like, Floyd's not gonna do anything. No, it's no competition. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. Floyd's gonna understand. He doesn't understand. He'll get kicked once in the legs and be like, oh my God, now I can't walk. And then he gets kicked in the same spot. I'm like, oh Jesus Christ, and he's folding over. Then he's getting front kicked in the gut. Connor's talking shit to him. You get head kicked, viciously, and then you're on that highlight reel, and the UFC's using that loop over and over and over. And it takes one clinch, just one clinch, and you're on your back. If you're CM Punk, then you're fighting Floyd. I'm army crawling over to Floyd. You're not even... Go ahead and punch me, bro. I say he's staying karate style. He's staying karate style, and you throw side kicks. And you just walk towards him throwing side kicks. There's so much distance. Until you get him to the cage. Yes! Why would you even want to box him? You stand total Wonder Boy side stance. Just stand like this, way back, Leota Machida style, and just throw side kicks. Keep him off you. And then when the move is, whenever it happens, get that clinch and throw fucking everything in him. The guy weighs 145 legitimate pounds. That's what Floyd weighs. I would even just bear hug him and just pull him on top of me, and sweep him and get full amount. I would literally just come at Floyd like this, just walk straight forward like the Terminator, and get ahold of him. Floyd can make welterweight. He can make welterweight in boxing. He could. That's the only problem with this fight that we're speculating is... 20 pounds difference. What weight are they going to fight at? Because CM Punk's not small. No, he was a legit sized 170. So he would... We're going catchweight here? You'd have to be catchweight. At 60? See, that's the other thing. You drain CM Punk down to 160, and he's fucksville. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. At 170, he doesn't have a lot of muscle, but he's got a little bit of fat. He's on Shred City. So maybe he might be able to do 65. He does it smart and long. He takes a long time to do it, adjusts his calories, really ramps up his cardio, just forces himself to do an hour of cardio after every training session. Has anyone seen him lately? That man looking thinner? No. He's going to have to look a lot thinner to get that fight. Well... Or Floyd just says, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to light this dude up. Because when they're standing, when he's got to close the distance on CM Punk, Floyd has four ounce gloves on. Are you fucking kidding me? And he's impossible to hit. He's impossible. You're not going to hit him. That's not happening. He can catch you coming in, and it's going to be fucking night night. Even the leg kicks, like, boy, can you even kick his legs? How fast does CM Punk kick? You know what I mean? We're not talking about like yachts and clives. That's not the move for CM Punk. Yeah. Sir, just do what you got to do to get to the ground. Didn't he have a karate background? CM Punk? Yes. As much as I have a karate background. And I'm going to make in front of him. Wasn't there like video of him when he was like 13 or some shit? I guess. Doesn't count. I play dodge ball too. Not on my resume. Doesn't count. Soccer player. I'm going to put that on my fucking... Soccer player. My Twitter handle now. Soccer player. I played soccer when I was six. Yeah, that doesn't count, man. I played it. Yeah. I get pissed so hard, bro. I get pissed so hard. Go ahead, go piss, man. You all right? Yeah. Jesus. I don't want to throw up. It's that cold brew. This new cold brew we're snacking on.