Joe Rogan - Chuck Norris & Bruce Lee

Hello freak bitches. But, but he got even bigger after that. Yeah, but doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. I hear what you're saying. Dude, she was so hot. But he's not. She's still hot. She's like 70. My favorite is her in the Chuck Norris, what do you call it? Total Jim Tell. Oh, that's right. When they would do the little. Dude, I, I would watch that infomercial. I love infomercials. I watch them late at night and that was my favorite infomercial. And then they remade it. Oh yeah. And I didn't like it as much as the original. That's how much I watch. Because the original was so good because Chuck Norris was like, let's just fucking get through this and Chris Ringley was doing it really well. But it was just so funny to see Chuck Norris's face during that. And then he redid it and he figured it out. He figured out how to do a little better and I didn't like that. Dude I met Chuck Norris. I met him a couple times. This was the proudest moment of my life and Chuck Norris knew who I was. Oh wow. Like for real. For real. Meeting Chuck Norris, he comes and gives you a big hug. I was like holy shit. Chuck Norris knows who I am. Just the UFC I'm sure. You know what I mean? Oh this was not that long ago. No. Oh wow. My first met him I think maybe it was 10 years ago. Oh wow. 2007 and then I met him again I think about two years ago. I met him again. That's funny. I always think about guys like that that were like big that got big off of like martial arts in the 80s and 90s. And then the UFC came along and like kind of made those martial arts in a fighting sense obsolete. Right. You know? Like if they would be that big. I guess that's not going to happen anymore really. I mean I don't know. It is. I know what you're saying. I mean they were obviously more beautiful than what's that movie that Calum did that played you in. What was that? Yeah. Warrior. Yeah. Well the thing about Chuck Norris though is that he stayed current. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Oh he is. Yeah he's legit under the Machado's and on top of that. That's cool. He was a world champion kickboxer. Right. Yeah. Chuck Norris was like he could grapple at a very high level and he was a world champion striker. Chuck Norris is about as legit as any like movie character tough guy. About as legit as they've ever been. Especially a guy who went on to do all these great movies like Bruce Lee was a phenomenal martial artist and a brilliant guy in terms of like how he put things together. But as far as like actual competition Chuck Norris is the man. I mean he was he was the guy. When I was a kid dude like Chuck Norris movies are the reason why I got into martial arts. Really? Dude he was huge. He had jeans on with a special crotch. The action jeans. He had a special crotch cut in the jeans so he could fucking side kick in the face with cowboy boots on. I saw that I found out about action jeans late in life and I was like that was a fucking thing. Dude I basically wear them. I mean what I wear now is more ridiculous than Chuck Norris's action jeans. Yeah well the times have changed. I mean I have jog jeans which is like fucking their stretch. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah that's what I'm wearing too. They didn't have those more comfortable. They're way more comfortable. Yeah these were bullshit. Like when you had a throat kick. Bind your legs. When we would get pants. If I got pants I always got pants that were too big for me. Just so I could kick people. I wanted to make sure I could kick people. Just in case. It doesn't ever happen to ever. I know I know. It never happened to ever.