Joe Rogan - Ben Greenfield Injected Stem Cells Where?

Right when you shot can't you saw stem cells into your dick well for the past three months So men's health magazine just had me write this article called New Year New Dick I'm serious you get them. It's gotta is this issue of Marky Mark Wahlberg on on the cover Appropriate yeah, yeah like how to make a small dick bigger right and you put Marky Mark on the cover And now he can he can beat me with this with his four foot tall fisticuffs Anyways though so they had me go around doing everything that a guy could do To enhance sexual performance or increase the size of your dick or increase blood flow or increase orgasm quality Or you know they just wanted to find out what everything from like freaking gas station dick pills To which by the way those things do not have in them what they say they have in them What do you think so the so they you know they say like epimedium and Eurokama long Jack and right with a really horny go yeah, yeah It's basically freaking still dennifer Right the after ingredients yallus or Viagra and then a fedra and copious amounts of caffeine So I would take these things and just literally feel like my head was gonna explode I mean, it's it's like drinking ten cups of coffee Yeah We have a friend of ours who predicted accurately that John Jones was taking those things when he pissed hot I was like those things have everything in them, and he's like John Jones does coke he goes I guarantee he's taking dick pills Actually pretty entertaining to read like cuz it's all like the you know like it's like green a Chinese fortune cookie, right? It's like maximum potency Vigora and everything's spelled wrong But the so they have me doing that they did analysis of the ingredients. Did you actually get it tested? No, no we went to all these labs It wouldn't let us actually test but apparently the FDA has tested them and if you go to the FDA Gov website they have like these these warnings out about the actual ingredients We took the five that they had warnings about and tested them Yeah, and they um yeah You don't feel well you feel like your head's gonna explode and your hands get all cold and clammy and some of them say I don't know why but they say to take them in the morning Right, which doesn't to me make sense, but you take them in the morning So you just feel completely screwed up like all day whole morning. It's like you just Mainlining coffee so they did that they did um have you heard of this like acoustic soundwave therapy for your dick I'm serious No, so this is a clinic in Florida It's called gains wave and you go down there And and I walk in and the first thing they do is they hand me this like syringe full of numbing cream I'm supposed to just like put it everywhere and so I I smeared it You know my balls my like I just went everywhere cuz I didn't really know what they were What they were gonna do and I wanted I wanted all all shields activated going and going into this thing So I walk into the room and and my dicks all numb They had me lay down and so my legs are splayed I'm on this exam room table and this gal comes in and she's got like this giant wand attached to a machine And they do this for women too by the way They put like a condom on the end of it and and she just basically goes to town for like 20 minutes like a jackhammer I was like Like everywhere around 20 minutes supposedly yeah, it's supposedly it breaks open old blood vessels and builds new blood vessels And once the numbing cream wears off you're supposed to to perform a lot better And then they combine this you know we're talking about like with your shoulder if you inject it You should do like electrostam or vibration or something to to get the injection deeper into the tissue So you think the same thing of this they do the PRP So they do PRP into your dick and then they follow it up and you get you get a nerve block first I asked I thought I don't know why I thought they put the needle just like right in the pee hole Which to me made sense, but but it doesn't really I mean you want it in the actual tit So they actually go like up where the dick attaches like the tissue at the top They do two nerve blocks on either side and then the PRP and later on like a couple months later They have you do stem cells Actually extracted a couple months later from my back and we did a stem cell injection, but this acoustic soundwave therapy With the PRP like it wears off and you literally just like get boners all the time Like like all night long for like a month so the acoustic sound therapy supposed to be breaking up blood vessels Breaks open old board vessels Yeah, yeah, Danes wave procedure breaks up plaque formation in blood vessels and stimulates the growth of new blood vessels in the penis low-intensity Extracorporeal shockwave therapy. That's gonna sell a lot of procedures like the drawing before and after before your veins Yeah before it looks like it like an old hunched over man then all of a sudden vigor it looks like a bodybuilder Yeah, I used to do bodybuilding So is that horrible sport do you think it's real do you think that's really doing something it worked for me? Okay, it worked for me in the arm So yeah, they did the gas station dick pills. They did the acoustic soundwave therapy, but the Injections they had me do like the No, stem cells were the best stem cells So I'm so but that mean that not everybody's gonna be able to do that But that was the best bar none like they so I went down to Florida and again, Florida I don't know why I think it's cuz all the old people live in Florida All the people like hunched over the steering wheel, but all the guys have great dicks they can't drive They have their blinker on for like two miles before they turn but their dicks are primed so the the stem cell thing was at the US stem cell clinic in Florida and I went in there and they extract all the fat for me they took the fat out of my back and What they do is they they have um It's called an enzymatic process where they use something that breaks down the collagen in the fat And then they have the stem cells that get separated from the fat and apparently it's very very high in these Angiogenic like like vascular vessel building compounds and so then you get that reinjected it's high in the Mesenchymal the MSC the MSC cells which which are supposedly the very good ones right to inject in so I Injected those or I had a doctor in Spokane So they shipped into Spokane on ice and they show up at my house at like 7 a.m right because you got to get them delivered same day and then I have my appointment at the doctor at 9 a.m And I went to the doctor and you know very it was like deja vu from Florida I like I go in do that do the numbing yeah, don't know you're gonna do this. Oh, yeah It was kind of friends with the doctor yeah, yeah there's a picture I think there's a picture of them in the mega because they put all sorts of crazy pictures in the magazine because I'm doing like infrared light on my balls and I have this big thing called the jouve light that they had me standing in front of every day like a Light now. I'll tell you about the stem cells. Okay. Yeah, let's go one step at a time. It's crazy so the the stem cells I went to this doctor in Spokane and he Injected these these stem cells that from my fat after they'd grown for like several in this case I think they were down there for like eight weeks, but I mean they can do same-day injections But for me, I didn't have enough fat because for me it was right in the middle of I raced professionally an obstacle course racing So I'm just like lean as hell as I go in there so they could they could barely get enough fat So they had to grow them for a longer period of time a lot of times they can inject same day So I went into Spokane at this clinic in Spokane Lanoux integrative clinic It's like this osteopathic medical clinic with all these, you know Nice receptionist when you walk in the door and this this this doctor who he's done stem cell injections before but he never actually Injected them into someone's dick. So I was kind of like the guinea pig for this Do you have to explain to him what areas you're supposed to know? He researched it and I think he actually talked to the folks at the stem cell clinic Beforehand to make sure that they were on the on the same page. I don't want fly all the way back down to Florida Right, that's super inconvenient and it's just a dick They'll make more someday they're growing kidneys and ears. Yeah, they'll grow dick someday. So, um, so I got it injected and that was um First of all, it looked like it got like run over by a semi truck for like two days It was like all black and blue or the injection was yeah Yeah, I'd be super nervous. Like what got infected it could have gotten infected I could still get cancer. I've had MRSA and I would not wish MRSA on your dick. How'd you get MRSA? a triathlon I Got it. This was at though at the wildflower triathlon like coming back My flight got delayed and I was covered in all these kids like an off-road triathlon and I had all these scrapes and wounds And I think I think my layover was in Vegas I don't remember where but I had to check in a hotel flight got delayed and I slept in this hotel room that I swear Like there must have been something on the bed because within a few days like it was all you know It gets all nasty and cakey and then it was eating a hole I wrote a whole blog post about this on my website and that you can see I need to see this. Yeah, pull up the hole in the back of my leg. It's nasty. MRSA scares the shit out of me Just search for like Ben Greenfield staff and you'll see the pictures but it was eating a hole in the back of my leg and my My kids roll now once a week and I buy I get the the Defense soap from on it as soon as they come as soon as they come back in the door I'd have them go into the shower upstairs and defense so yeah, they have a bunch of different wipes and stuff for people that train Yeah place. It doesn't have a shower. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you gotta be careful that and thieves essential oil I guess I kind of like it's a whole bunch of companies make this version of essential oil called thieves It's like clove and where it's named after these thieves who apparently never yeah clove cinnamon Eucalyptus, which is really good for staff and rose. It's actually named it There's like the story of like these four thieves that apparently traveled around the world and they would rob homes and and and they never got sick like that's basically the story I'm sure this with this was some board table at a multi-level marketing essential oils company Somebody came up with this story. Yeah, or it could be true. I don't know but the um Yeah, the stem cells into the dick that wasn't interesting. Well, but it did I Think from what I can tell looking in the mirror. It got bigger. I'm pretty sure how much so half inch I like maybe that much like like enough to tell and my erections got bigger and my orgasms got a lot better for how long They they're still like that still. Yeah, so I think the stem cells kind of like stick with you. Well, um Well last week I got them. I told you I'm training for the RKC kettlebell cert and I was doing the the hundred reps in five minutes snatch test with the with the one and a half food And I felt something just go I was at 84 reps and I felt something go in my back And I got stem cells injected all up and down my ql my multifidus my rectus spinae into my so ass But then they also sent them to me to my house and I did that same fat cell the stuff That's rich in the mesenchymal stem cells into the bloodstream. So I did a push IV into the bloodstream That's the one that you would have to go out of the country to do that You're not supposed to do that Like that's technically not legal for someone to inject you with your own stem cells into your bloodstream But if you get your stem cells extracted and they're stored and they send them to you You can technically inject them if you do it yourself or you like have a friend who's a nurse or whatever Right and you it's literally just like a push IV. It's like 30 seconds. We caught it all on video for Men's health films so they'll publish a video at some point But I was super nervous because it's like a few thousand dollars worth of stem cells that you know I'm trying to hit the vein and make sure that they go in the right way and inject It's a very very small amount what you had to be the most nervous getting them shot into your dick though. No, I was kind of nervous Yeah, yeah, that's me like super experimental it I do a lot of that Yeah, I know like that that's kind of my shtick Yeah, like I do a lot of immersive journalism a lot of self experimentation a lot of a lot of guinea pig type stuff Yeah, and I'm not dead yet. I sold my dick so well you look great happy. Yeah, thank you look very healthy. I'm 22 That's is that yeah, that's that's one of them that yeah, that's an image from my website That's not as deep as it got I don't think that's the worst photo The worst one ever seems Kevin ramen stuff it with iodine like they have you had before no They have like these long iodine strips when you get the MRSA, and it's like it's flesh-eating bacteria Yeah, there's that's me too, and they stuff see that hole in the middle. Yeah, they stuff like iodine It's like a stick in there like a strip that has but they literally stuff it in there And you can feel it you got you were telling me you got dry needling done. You know like that weird pressure It's not like pain, but it's like a weird pressure from dry needling This is like that except pain right like it's both the pain and the pressure was horrible horrible like yeah I've had some follow them down back my life staff in their leg Where they've like a small golf ball size hole in their leg And they literally had a packet full of that kind of gauze covered I don't like how you say small golf golf balls a big hole for the back of the leg Smaller than a golf ball ago large marble any hole in the back of the leg in my opinion is too big the worst I've ever seen is Kevin random and see if you could find Kevin random and staff He had open holes where you could see his muscle structure under his armpit. It was horrific gosh He would he never really recovered he was Yeah, he died he died young from that who knows what he died from but look at the hole I think I still have it. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's what that's his muscle tissue. That's Kevin random What body part is that that's his underarm? Oh my goodness. Yeah, look at that. Oh my goodness Yeah, that's how bad it was that looks like he got shot. He does yeah He was rotting away, and I don't know if he didn't treat it quick enough Or I don't know if it was just really aggressive But it's a real common thing in gyms and once you get it it stays with you like it stays in your bloodstream Like I still like I have an essential oil diffuser on my desk And I put thieves in every day, and I just diffuse essential oils in the air while I'm working into the air Yeah, it's like a nebulizing essential oil diffuser, and I did just just to play it safe Right I just want to be breathing that in right day just in case fuck that's um and that's the other thing is I stand in front of this light this infrared light and This is that dicklight yes, it's called a juve and So it they've done these studies on testicular and sperm production, and they found that there's a wavelength It's like 600 to 800 nanometers wavelength of light that if you expose the testicles to that for five to twenty minutes a day It's based on this concept of photo bio modulation So I originally got into this whole photo bio modulation thing when this company because I because I blog and people just send me these weird things to my doorstep to try and They sent me this like nasal probe you put up your nose And it's got like a helmet on it you could you could look it up Jamie if you want it's called a violet and It produces this light that supposedly activates a part of your might say you have like your electron transport chain your mitochondria And there's a part of that called the cytochrome C oxidase And it apparently activates more activity in the cytochrome C oxidase you produce more ATP in this case in neural tissue because you have it on your head and they were using this in dementia and in Alzheimer's patients But it turns out it's almost like a like a nootropic for your head. Yes. That's me at my desk Young Chinese woman Up your nose on your head. I like how that guy's just like looking pensively off this cross reading the wall She's reading a book. She's reading Twilight See that's what I originally did they sent me just the nose one and I felt shorted because they had like the full head So that's them for the full head one. This is fucking weird. Yeah, and you can feel like pulsing and and what's um It was I think it was NPR. It was either Radiolab or See other science one and I think I think it might be Radiolab They did a study on my or a story on like this 10 to 40 Hertz frequency 9 volt Nirvana Yeah, that's that's TDCS. Oh, that's right. That's transdermal stimulation I have one of those to the trans direct cranial stimulation that halo device that you wear before a workout Yeah, use that thing. No, it's one at a time So this photo bio modulation, I'm putting this thing, you know the probe in my ear I think and you're not even supposed to use it too much Because it produces so much ATP that if you amp up cellular activity and neural tissue too much You produce too many reactive oxygen species like that's a byproduct of cellular metabolism It's just like if you eat too much You produce a lot of byproduct of making energy and that's why it's one of the reasons why fasting is good for you Hmm, it cleans up the system and you don't make as many free radicals the same reason like ketosis is good for you Right, you're not burning as much glucose. You don't produce as many free radicals same concept with this You don't want to use it all the time because you get too much activity You produce too many free radicals or too many reactive oxygen species, but every other day use it So new year new you new dick how often did you use it? Well, this is from my head and and this was like a couple years It's the same thing is a couple years and it was like a cup of coffee for my brain Like every time I wake up I put this thing on one working at my desk So then um this company that makes these lights that are very similar activate cytochrome C oxidase activates release of nitric oxide But if you do it on your testicles Specifically the cell that it works on is the latex cells and the testes which are responsible for producing testosterone So you're basically stimulating the latex cells and the testes the same way that you'd stimulate like neural tissue using this one for your head So I'd had success with the thing for my head So I tried this one for the balls and the dick and what I did was I would just jack my pants down For five to twenty minutes a day. Well, I'm saying that I'm diffusing my essential oils and I got the thing on my head And um, and it works like you actually get more blood flow I mean I I didn't do a control study just pulling my pants down and standing there for Five to twenty minutes without the light on I should I should do that at some point because maybe it's just like the whole you know It's like supposedly go and combat style is supposed to be good for your dick, too Just go in combat style. So there's you with you. That's me balls out. Yeah, it's I'm standing on my wobble board I got my ball light and That's actually not my office. I was at one of my friend's houses because he had one and Anyways, and I'm obviously I'm not naked but normally I would I would be nude and Yeah, you just balls and you just basically nuke your balls Yeah, and it's like a warm teddy bear increased vascularity better size better orgasms I mean like like all this stuff seemed to have a so all this stuff seems to make your day Some kind of an effect. Yeah, so PRP injections acoustic soundwave therapy stem cells the infrared light gas station dick pills and that's the one I would not repeat You