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Bas Rutten is a retired mixed martial artist, UFC Hall of Famer, actor, inventor, and author. www.basrutten.com
That's right, Tank Abbott never got injured. Even if he did, he wouldn't know. What does that guy do in these days? I have no clue. I know he wrote a book that was the last time he had one inside of him. Oh, you guys had him on? Yeah, I mean, that's five years ago. That guy was a fucking character. I mean, if it wasn't for guys like Tank Abbott, I mean, there would have been no early days. Yeah. You know, you needed a guy like that. Yeah, you need to identify with him, right? A lot of these crazy guys out there. See, he can do it. I can do this. Yeah, that's what you need. Yeah, the giant bell and he would knock people dead. Yeah, he was like Roy Nelson only with no stamina. Yeah, and no black belt. They know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Roy Nelson is a fucking complete anomaly. Yeah. Yeah, he is. Why can't he lose weight? How is it possible that he trains so hard? I've seen this guy throw around like 130 155 pounds kettlebells like one arm swings. Ringing, ringing, ringing like it's nothing. Oh, you would lose weight, right? You would think but he would be a 185 pound phenom. Instead, he's a heavyweight. He's a big contender. Maybe it's an implant. The belly that he just wants to do that. The Buddha belly implants kick him and he doesn't even feel it. He's wearing a chest pad. You imagine someone did that. I mean, if girls get a boobs, let's think about this because girls do get fake boobs and they fight. Yeah, you know, girls have got I don't want to mention any names. Wink, wink. We've seen it. Girls have had no boobs and all of a sudden they had boobs. You can get fake boobs and still fight. But what about a fake belly? What about a guy who says I just like a like a belly. I like looking good. You know, if a guy had a fake belly, I was going to try to see if it going to hit it to the back. So I make a hunchback out of him. See if you can move the belly with a hook to the back. Wow. Lower back. We never had one like that. Right. You know, I mean the hunchback from Notre Dame. That's a high right. No, you never saw a hunchback from the bottom. Right. Like lower back. We can make that like a lumbar pad. He can work as a lumberjack. Yeah. Yeah. Sleeps all night and it works all day. Like if you look at Roy Nelson, he's like the size of a really good middleweight. Yeah. No, yes. Yeah. But meanwhile, the guy knocked out check Congo, knocked out Brendan Schaub, knocked out some big fucking heavyweights, knocked out Mitrione. I mean fucking he's a man who knocked out a lot of people. Yeah. Stefan Strouver, right? Also, did he knock out seven? I think it was. I do not remember that fight. Wow. And the worst thing is it's with his right hand. So you would think that people are going to hilt the left up. Yeah, but somehow he connects anyway. It's like Rhonda with the armbars. Yeah, you know, you know, it's going to happen. You can't stop it. No, almost knocked out over him. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. He heard over him. Yep. Stefan's true. Bam. Jesus Christ. Crazy. I mean Roy's like six feet tall. Stefan's true. Seven feet tall. Yeah. I mean fucking animal. Roy's an animal and honestly, I mean look at his gut right there. How much is that? He weighs about 250, right? He's he I'm not bullshitting. Yep. There we go. He is 50 pounds overweight. And he's a world-class athlete. I mean you cannot say that Roy Nelson is not a world-class fighter. He's absolutely a world-class fighter. And he's 50 pounds overweight. So you drop down 50 pounds. Now you're 200 pounds. You make 85. You cut weight. Everybody does that. Cut 15 pounds. You're 85. You're a world champion. You know, there's not a butterbean, you know, we were somewhere and the Atlantic Commissioner told me from all the boxes on the card. He had actually the best blood pressure and cholesterol. What? For real. He said we were a shock that the guy is in a phenomenal shape. That's what he told us. Yeah, that's insane. Butterbean made him look like Yair Rodriguez. Look at him. Jesus Christ. That actually looks good there. His whole family looks exactly like that. I hear go upper right hand corner. Yeah, that's what he looks like when he said it's worse. Meanwhile, he's another guy knocked dudes dead. Man. He is so funny. I had such a good time with him and there was a Prince George in Canada. He was there. He's a player. That's hilarious. Very funny guy. That's funny. You know, he's a fucking hell of a cook apparently. You can't tell but it like there's a watch the video of butterbean cooking some ribs and I was like damn that looks legit like yes. Smoker. He was cooking them in a smoker. He broke the rule though. Don't get high of your own supply.