Joe Rogan & Ari Shaffir on Boston Women, Doing Stand-up High

That's my boss is how it is. You went to Harvard or you're a dork. And the women aren't the best looking. There's one time when you went on stage. You challenged me. And we set up, it's like one of these things the comics do, where you say something like real dark just to your comic friends and they're like you should do that on stage. And it's like this challenge of like oh right. You Ari goes on stage at the comedy connection in Faneuil Hall and he goes I don't remember the exact wording of it. 450 people. But you were like you know the problem with Boston is women are just really not that good looking. And people are like hi. I love that training. Now I can go after a crowd and just like you can go with me if you want. I'm being honest. You know? Training, yeah. Yeah. The way and that you can see that in like in like Cat Williams when he's shitting on Michael Jackson when he was still a hero. Yeah. And it was like boo goes fuck you. I have children. Fuck you. He's a molester. You know that go right at them. I don't care how you feel. I'm just a lot of this super justified with that. Yeah. I mean that was just so was I. Boston women are disgusting. Even if they're good looking their voices are garbage. The wicked Bonnie. Fuck me and my pussy. Come on you fucking queer. Those were fun times too man because like when we first started going on the road together like one of the more fun things was well it was really fun hanging out and doing shows but it was also fun saying like you can't get fired. Can't get fired. That was such an influential time I stand up that specifically where it was like we're at the hotel five minute walk from Fandall Hall and I was like let's get high. I was like no I'm about four months straight. You're crazy. I can't get high right now. That's why I've been high 20 times maybe. Right. And you're like why? I'm like because I won't do good. So I'm like what do you mean so he goes so I think but then he goes you won't get fired. They didn't hire you can't play here. It's for the seats and also like it gets too far for you to go to feature and you're just way too big for you to headline. So I'm hiring you and I don't care if you get too fucked up. So smoke pot. And I was like yeah. I also wanted you to feel free and that there's these moments when you get high and you go on stage where and they don't always happen but there are moments where you take a right turn into Brilliantville and that right turn doesn't exist sometimes if you're sober.