Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen Have Fun with Aztec Death Whistle

Dude I'm on a full corner board, of course he is because Joe likes to be trendy and Joe No it's not trendy, he's lost 7 pounds Joe's an extremist No there's a bunch of people, he's extreme for sure But I did it for an experiment My population's not in his middle, not his middle I wanted to find out You want to hear an Aztec death whistle? Sure HAAAAAA HAAAAAA Oh my god Dude that sounds Sounds like you're blowing it Sounds like you called him out You ever seen this one just HAAAAAA What's he doing? HAAAAAA HAAAAAA Whatever HAAAAAA Apparently the Aztecs, that was only my second time doing it Wait which way is it, this way? That way, yeah yeah yeah I think you gotta cup it Suck on it though, suck on it Cal Suck it in So they would The Aztecs when they were taunting the enemy They would do that on the hillside Like while they were camped out and sleeping They would keep them up all night Psychologically fuck with them Jesus Christ Thousands of them at a time Blowing that death whistle Let them know that death's coming HAAAAAA It sounds like someone he's yelling Yeah ready, an expert death whistle Dude it's good Oh look at this Is this the bad whistle? Is this guy gonna do it for us? You think that some Indians are like Dude maybe that's not a good idea Let's sneak up on them No man Is this guy an Aztec? They would stay on the outside edges Especially in the old bow and arrow days You could fuck with people Cause they can only hit you so far away Is he blowing the Aztec whistle? You're a hundred yards HAAAAAA HAAAAAA Sounds like a demon Bro that's not casting titties Listen to that It sounds like demons Oh my god Dude that is, me too That's scary as fuck dude Now imagine a thousand half naked warriors That are definitely gonna kill you And they're screaming that from the hillside Hopefully they'll have titties like that guy HAAAAAA Oh shit This is bad luck This is bad luck We're the warriors HAAAAAA Okay you're gonna conjure a demon You're just gonna blow out your asshole This is like one of those You know This is a bad idea Evil dead movies That was scary man Well they would do that to scare the fuck out of their enemy Dude Hard times Hard times made hard men It's weird that I had no energy coming here And now I get here and I have so much energy I know that's what I'm saying This is like It's called bro energy It's bro energy As we get older we cherish this Fun times are like the best times Everything else is nonsense It's family and fun times You don't always time Yeah But then there's like stuff you have to do that's not fun But ensures that the fun times will continue True Like discipline, exercise, work You gotta put in the time You gotta hustle If you don't hustle you're not gonna enjoy the fun times You gotta hustle Two states, tranquility and excitement Yeah like how we are right now like having fun You really can only do this correctly If you're not worried about some shit Like if you have some other stuff that you should be handling But you're not You're blowing some things off You know your daughter has a res hiatal or some shit You know you're supposed to be there Yes You want to hang with your boys That'll fuck with you