Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub: OJ Simpson's Rap Video

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Brendan Schaub

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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

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Hello freak bitches. Yeah most people think OJ did it. There's a few people that think like I heard the crazy ones like OJ's son did it or something like that. I'm like what? I'm so balls deep in the OJ stuff. Anything he does I watch it. But like I said to my brother I went God I wish I really knew the truth about OJ. And J my brother looks at me and goes are you shitting me? Like we all know the truth man. But people put all these different stories out there where you're like God maybe he didn't do it. Like that. Like how did it really go down? Do you think he's ever going to come out and be like listen? No no I don't think he did. I don't think he necessarily remembers anymore. You think he was just in a frenzy? I think it's entirely possible that he's a sociopath and a narcissist. With brain trauma. Yeah with brain trauma. And I think that a lot of times narcissists and sociopaths like to that degree like he's just charming the world. Hey I'm OJ Simpson I'm a good guy. Yeah. I've always been a good guy. Yeah. I basically live a conflict free life. I just want to go be with my family. God it sounds like him man. He's got a weird thing going on man. Like he's trying to paint this image all day long of him being a good guy. Meanwhile he's got these demons. You know his dad was gay. They said that's why he would beat like a lot of like he was so upset about that. See I don't trust that guy. Did you watch that thing when he gave that. Yeah. Did you mean he like snapped at the judge? Yeah. That was super weird. He definitely shouldn't do that when you're trying to get what he'd snap on him for. He got upset about something. He corrected him on something. He's like I said I wasn't there or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Forget what it was. Oh like the Las Vegas room? Definitely didn't handle it well. Well look man when you're a man and you're locked up with other men you know as prisoners all day long forever it's just it's a horrific existence. It's amazing that he was able to get through it at all and then still pull off that kind of charm. And not commit suicide. Yeah. They said he was killing it in there. He was the prime example of a prisoner and was like he started organizing church groups and like feeding everyone's lunches and like he was cool. Wow. Well he would find meaning in that shit. I wonder if he like has like a deep. What's going on? He's Chloe's dad. Yeah a lot of people think he's Chloe's dad. Get the fuck out of here. What? Chloe's not half black. Yeah. They just don't love black guys. Is that what it is? Some people do. Well and you know OJ was super close with. Strong rumor. Kardashian. Strong rumor. Strong rumor. No one would be surprised. I would. How dare you. How dare you. My point was like what kind of memory of the event. Okay we both agree he did it right. So if he did it what kind of memory does he have. Do you remember sticking the knife in them? You don't think you remember that traumatic event? I wonder. I wonder. I wonder. I wonder if you've been telling people for all these years that you're innocent. Oh you remember. I'm trying to find the real killer. I'm trying to get out of there and find the real killer. Everyone's all. Not once did he bring up the real killer. I'm trying to find my wife's killer. The reason why I mean he never said that during like any of the parole thing. When he came out he did. I want to do is get out. Oh no not on this one. Find my wife's killer. Yeah never on this one. Someone killed my wife. That ship sailed a long time ago. That was not me. I'm being tried for it. I'm being unjustly accused. He doesn't say that anymore. He doesn't say that anymore. He came out with a book if I did it. Yeah he was going to but he didn't release that book. I thought he did. No. And all the proceeds went to the gold. No. I believe. I'm pretty sure that the publishing company backed out of that. Probably smart on their part. Yeah. You can't do that. Dude while you have him on the podcast. Oh. I don't know if he would do it but if he did do it. Yeah. I'd have him on. Yeah right. Yeah I'd have to have him on. Yeah I did it. Shit. The if is hidden right there. Remember that's what they had to do. Oh that's right. If I did it in the eye. Buy it right now on Amazon. Buy OJ Simpson. Jesus Christ that's still I thought they pulled that. Confessions of the killer in all caps. Oh well they're at best. Fred Goldman and Kim Goldman. I think that's how it happened. They had to. They're. What? Yeah they get all the money. They get all the money but and did he really write the full story. What are the rights to them. Yeah because double jeopardy right. He can't be tried for it anymore. He can't make money off the crime is sort of what it is. Yeah. How much money and also they have a civil case against him. How much money do you think he made off that book. Guys you don't make that much money off books unless you're just fucking. You do feel like Bill O'Reilly. JK Rollins or some shit. Yeah if you're writing books that like old people read. Yeah. I'm going to read a lot of books. If I did it. We kind of know how you do it if you did it. It's that we really need to read the book. Kitchen knife. Yeah stab both of them. Go to Chicago. Call the lawyers. Come back. Come back. Act dumb. Act dumb. Kardashians helps me out. Rinse repeat. Does it say how many books they sold? I gotta think it was not much. I didn't even know it was out and I'm all about this. He got some sort of crazy settlement right. It was like a thirty five million dollar settlement or something. Thirty three million. But how much has he been paid? I used to know his Ron Goldman sister. Really? Yeah. How'd you know her? She worked on something that I did. She was very nice. Very cool check. Brian ran into the dad in Phoenix selling men's shirts. What's the big pause? I was trying to think what he was selling but I remember he was selling men's golf shirts or some shit. The struggle is real for Ron Goldman. Game over. You lose a child and it goes down like that. Just a hard belief that that guy is now going to get out. What do you do? You only got a certain amount of time left on this planet. You get a hammer? Yeah a hammer. It's going to be tough to get out. OJ is still pretty athletic and black. So I would probably get a gun and when he gets out drive down to Florida or if he comes back to Brentwood it's going to make it super easy on you and probably shoot him. Could be headed to reality TV. That's what I called. Oh my god. Watching that documentary about him I completely forgot about all the weird stuff he was doing before he did go to jail. Oh my god. He was making that show in Vegas where he had, I didn't even know about it. Seeing it on the documentary shows everything. He did a rap. Yeah he had a rap song. A rap song? After he murdered his wife? Oh yeah. Before he went to jail in like 2005 or 2006. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. It was like the juice is loose. The juice is loose. I'm innocent. Are we going to get pulled off of YouTube for the OJ Simpson song? No way. Look at this. Oh my god. Wait a minute. We got to play this. Let's ride. Let's ride this. Give us some volume. Oh my god. Ooh these girls. Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. Yeah he has its capability. Look at these girls. Hoes. We got White Face on. They all have titties out there with him? Yeah. Oh my god this is real? This is a real music video. America's most wanted. This is crazy he's dressed like Elvis. I can't believe this is real. Look at those titties! Give me some volume here. People hear this, right? People on YouTube are hearing this? YouTube can't hear it, no. No? Oh. That'll get taken down, probably. Not if you play just the audio. Yeah, yeah. No way! OJ Simpson, get juiced. What year did this happen? Like 2004? 2005? I have no idea. This is insane. This is insane. It's all these girls taking their pants off. See, he was doing prank show and you got juiced with the tagline. Oh my god. He did a fucking prank show after he murdered two people. He's got a midget on his lap. This is insane. I can't believe you've never seen this. Oh my god. All you player haters, get it on your knees and get some of these nuts. And then grab this crotch. He said these nuts. This is crazy. And you got to think, is this 2005? Is that what you said? So he's got to be like 60 years old when this is happening. Damn, it only has 15,000 views. Well, check in in a couple of days. We just helped the juice out. I just don't think people knew about this. Another reason he needs to come on the goddamn podcast. Yeah, maybe he'll come on dressed like Elvis again. No, maybe he'll come on dressed as whiteface. God damn, this is nuts. He's a terrible person. I know, yeah. I wonder if he was like, look, I already make money. And someone threw this idea at him? Look at him with a do-ragging. Yeah. Don't piss him off though. Very strange. He did a bingo in whiteface with a security on old people home or something. Oh my god. The struggle is real. This is so strange. I can't believe this. This rap song where it's like, it's hard in the streets in LA. That is true. Yeah, he has like a legit rap song though. This is the remix Jamie. It's got a good point. Both of them are good. We don't need to watch anymore. Dude, what a terrible person. I wonder what he's doing. I feel like a guy like that probably would do anything. We got to figure out some way to do it. Who's going to be working with it? You're not going to get the top minds of Hollywood. Fuck, no, no one's... He might pop up on some reality show. But dude, imagine those hoes. They were saying he was getting more women than ever when he got out. Like when he was out of trial. They said he went to Florida and was just dicking girls down. Now? 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