Joe on Mark Zuckerberg Winning a Jiu-Jitsu Tournament

You guys should go and do some fucking Muay Thai. Let's go. I know. I know. I know you can get into that. You're a mean girl. Oh, no, I stopped. You can fucking check out. I got a concussion and I stopped. I got scared. She's in her soft girl era. Yeah, that's good. Don't do concussions. No. She's a soft girl now, Joe. Did you see Mark Zuckerberg won a gold medal in a Brazilian jujitsu competition? No. Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking savage. Can you imagine? This dude's been training jujitsu. This is what he did. He wore a COVID mask and he fucking put a hat on and he hid. No. He secretly... And he used an alias. Imagine you're right about to compete and like maybe your first competition. Well, just give it a try. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen? The worst thing that could happen is strangled by a super nerd. I'm not a Zuckerberg. It's a horrible world. So embarrassing. He's awesome. I'm very proud of him. That's wild. I think it's amazing. It's amazing that he did that. There are a few people who have done that. Mario Lopez did that. What's his name? Ashton Kutcher. Tom Bain... Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy did that a couple times. Hot. Hot. Hot. Undeniable. Would. Undeniable. You seem a warrior. Hot as fuck. You know what? You know, he could be listening to this. I just realized that. It's possible. Tom Hardy. I'm not going to do that, but you know what I mean. You know. Tom Hardy, you could DM me. Tom Hardy, you got the green light. I said yes. DM me, mommy. DM me, mommy. He was an awesome warrior. I bought it. I bought it hook, line, and sinker. There are certain dudes that can just become different people. Like, he was a different person in that Venom movie. It's like you believed he was that sort of clumsy character in the Venom movie. He's incredibly. They got infected by an alien. He's a fucking... Just to pull that off, you know how hard it is to pull off? You're doing a movie with CGI. There's a CGI alien that comes out of you, a giant spider creature. It's a different place you have to go in your mind at that point. But he actually pulled it off. And he does it, yeah. It was good. Look at that gold medal. Wow. Wow. Dudes fucking jacked. Wow. Extremely fooled. We're both just saying wow in unison. I'm going to tell you something about blue belts too. By the time you get to blue belt, you're dealing with people that know how to submit people. It's just whether or not they can keep it together smoothly. There's various levels of that. And when you get to tournaments, you get a lot of the levels are like the guys that really should be a purple belt. They're like really purple belt level. Some instructors are stingy. So for him to win blue belt, it's very possible he had real skilled opposition. Not like black belt opposition, but they know how to do shit. For sure. Look at Zuckerberg strangling bitches. Actually, that's pretty hot. Zuckerberg, if you're listening, my DMs are open. He knows you DMs are open. He just fucking read them. He's in them. He doesn't even need the FBI. He already heard us. And this hasn't aired. Your fucking phone is lighting up every time his name gets mentioned. He goes into a file. I think that's amazing. I love when people like just he doesn't have to do anything. He's one of the richest people on earth. He just takes a chance and tries to get good at this thing and then goes and competes in this thing. We should all celebrate that. That's amazing. But that's probably why he's one of the richest guys on earth because he just goes for it. Commits. He's focused. He's streamlined. You should be like an Instagram motivational speaker. I will. I feel like what you just said right there was sturdination. Wake up. He just goes for it. He commits. Yeah, that's the thing. You just got to be that kind of person. Some people just that's their big problem. They don't know what to go for. So they kind of get stalled in the parking lot. Like which direction? Where do I go? Because they don't have me giving them motivational speeches.The Jerogan experience. You guys should go and do some fucking Muay Thai. Let's go. I know. I know. I know you can get into that. You're a mean girl. Oh, no, I stopped. You can fucking check out. I got a concussion and I stopped. I got scared. She's in her soft girl era. Yeah, that's good. Don't do concussions. No. She's a soft girl now, Joe. Did you see Mark Zuckerberg won a gold medal in a Brazilian jujitsu competition? No. Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking savage. Can you imagine? This dude's been training jujitsu. This is what he did. He wore a COVID mask and he fucking put a hat on and he hid. No. He secretly... And he used an alias. Imagine you're right about to compete and like maybe your first competition. Well, just give it a try. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen? The worst thing that could happen is strangled by a super nerd. I'm not a Zuckerberg. It's a horrible world. So embarrassing. He's awesome. I'm very proud of him. That's wild. I think it's amazing. It's amazing that he did that. There are a few people who have done that. Mario Lopez did that. What's his name? Ashton Kutcher. Tom Bain... Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy did that a couple times. Hot. Hot. Hot. Undeniable. Would. Undeniable. You seem a warrior. Hot as fuck. You know what? You know, he could be listening to this. I just realized that. It's possible. Tom Hardy. I'm not going to do that, but you know what I mean. You know. Tom Hardy, you could DM me. Tom Hardy, you got the green light. I said yes. DM me, mommy. DM me, mommy. He was an awesome warrior. I bought it. I bought it hook, line, and sinker. There are certain dudes that can just become different people. Like, he was a different person in that Venom movie. It's like you believed he was that sort of clumsy character in the Venom movie. He's incredibly. They got infected by an alien. He's a fucking... Just to pull that off, you know how hard it is to pull off? You're doing a movie with CGI. There's a CGI alien that comes out of you, a giant spider creature. It's a different place you have to go in your mind at that point. But he actually pulled it off. And he does it, yeah. It was good. Look at that gold medal. Wow. Wow. Dudes fucking jacked. Wow. Extremely fooled. We're both just saying wow in unison. I'm going to tell you something about blue belts too. By the time you get to blue belt, you're dealing with people that know how to submit people. It's just whether or not they can keep it together smoothly. There's various levels of that. And when you get to tournaments, you get a lot of the levels are like the guys that really should be a purple belt. They're like really purple belt level. Some instructors are stingy. So for him to win blue belt, it's very possible he had real skilled opposition. Not like black belt opposition, but they know how to do shit. For sure. Look at Zuckerberg strangling bitches. Actually, that's pretty hot. Zuckerberg, if you're listening, my DMs are open. He knows you DMs are open. He just fucking read them. He's in them. He doesn't even need the FBI. He already heard us. And this hasn't aired. Your fucking phone is lighting up every time his name gets mentioned. He goes into a file. I think that's amazing. I love when people like just he doesn't have to do anything. He's one of the richest people on earth. He just takes a chance and tries to get good at this thing and then goes and competes in this thing. We should all celebrate that. That's amazing. But that's probably why he's one of the richest guys on earth because he just goes for it. Commits. He's focused. He's streamlined. You should be like an Instagram motivational speaker. I will. I feel like what you just said right there was sturdination. Wake up. He just goes for it. He commits. Yeah, that's the thing. You just got to be that kind of person. Some people just that's their big problem. They don't know what to go for. So they kind of get stalled in the parking lot. Like which direction? Where do I go? Because they don't have me giving them motivational speeches.