Joe & Max Holloway on Genetically Engineered Monkeys

Well you live in Hawaii which is a really interesting place right? Because there's a lot of non-native animals that have been introduced to Hawaii. Yeah. Pigs and a lot of weird birds and a lot of weird rodents and plants and all kinds of shit. We got a weird thing that we think is a wallaby. You guys are wallabies now? Yeah, how crazy is that right? From Australia? You don't see them but they're little kangaroos right? Yeah. They're little kangaroos. We have wallabies on our... I was like, how the fuck did you get here? But they're not like crazy. They're not even...you're out...you see it. They're very mysterious. They pop up here and there when people are hiking in the mountains. Yeah. But it's like a wallaby. Wow. I don't know how they travel there. Maybe they... I mean Australia is surfing and whatever. This is Champa. I'm out of here. I think probably somebody had it as a pet if I had a guess. Yeah, I'm sure. You hear of a bunch of illegal pets that people have in Hawaii. It's just mind blowing. I'm like, what the fuck? I heard stories of people having like... Gorillas and shit. What? I'm like, what the hell do you have this? I don't know if people...I never saw them. People could be bullshitting but I was like, I'm not gonna put it past that. I saw more crazy stuff. Well it seems like they would survive in the jungle if they could get out there. Yeah. I mean they just eat plants. There's so much greenery in Hawaii. Depends on what island, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What island did they see a gorilla? They were saying on the island we live on. On a wild one? Yeah, so I was like... It wasn't a wild one, it was like a pet. Oh. A pet person. Somebody kissing them with pets. I might be snitching and someone... Yeah, it's crazy. Well, I think they're trying to limit people's ability to own primates in America. Because you know, I'm sure you heard about that story about the lady in Connecticut who kept a pet chimpanzee and then attacked her friend and tore her face off. No, I did not. Yeah. That's what she came. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What kind of relationship are we talking about? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, she was sleeping in the bed with this chimp. The chimp drank wine and took Xanax. She was feeding the chimp Xanax. And the lady's friend came over and the chimp attacked the lady's friend. Is it a guy? No, a woman. A woman friend. I think the lady was probably cock blocking. And the chimp was like, fuck all this and just tore her apart. I mean, I shouldn't be laughing, but that's wild. It's horrible. That's wild. It was a big chimp too. They're smart. What do chimp... They say we're evolution from those guys. I know. You see what the scientists are doing with these chimps or gorillas or whatever they do. And these guys are smart. You can talk to them. They talk back. Some of them know sign language. Why are you trying to mess with that? Have you not seen Planet of the Apes? I'm sure there are like three movies on it. Come on, guys. Let's relax. Someone in the future could do something like that. Take a chimp and genetically engineer it to make it almost as smart as a person. Or as smart as a person. I wouldn't be surprised if someone's already doing it. There it is. He's eating her, shoot him, scream the chimp's owner. Yeah. He was a huge chimp. And he tore her face apart. I think he bit her fingers off. Did that woman survive? Yeah. She was torn apart. Yeah. Oh, I'm trying to show you the picture. Yeah. Oh, you don't show me the pictures of the lady. Yeah, I have seen them. They're awful. They're terrible. Yeah, because chimps... Chimps are different than other animals. They know what you like. They know that you need your hands. And they know that you like your balls. They know that you need your feet. Those are one of the things that they attack. They attack your face. They tear your face apart. They pull your eyes out. They bite your fingers off. They tear your dick off. And they tear your feet off. I know. That's just nuts. I'm laughing because I'm just blown away. It's fucked up. Yeah. Because they're smart. They're super smart. Like, there's fucking movies on this. Yeah. And there's people who's doing it, you know? There's going to come a time. They're saying, like, you know, like, modern warfare and stuff is like, like, true, like, Wi-Fi and shit. We're going to have wars and whatever. And then the next thing is like, I hear robots and shit, but what is it to do? You just fucking start breeding crazy silverbacks and chimps and whatever. And then you make them, like, I don't know, you make a chip that makes them somewhat human. They can talk and this and that. And you send them off to war. Put some kind of helmet on them that has some interface, like some computer interface with the chimp's brain. And you have some helmet where they could see things like they can see like infrared and night vision and shit. Yeah. Elon Musk says his startup Neuralink. Ah, fucking, they got us with this goddamn. You got to shut that out of Blocker off, son. You got to just give in to the network. Elon Musk says his startup Neuralink has wired up a monkey to play video games using its mind. Exactly. See? He's going to start the war. He's already ahead. He's already ahead. He's already ahead. He's already ahead. You fucking watch Iron Man? Yeah. You watch Iron Man? Iron Man played both sides too at one point, you know? I forget. Elon was in the fucking Iron Man one of them, so I don't know. Catch new episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience for free only on Spotify. Watch back catalog JRE videos on Spotify, including clips, easily, seamlessly switch between video and audio experience. 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