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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comic, writer, and public speaker. His new special, "The Domino Effect II: Loss," is available now on YouTube. www.alisiddiq.com
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And that was it? That's the same attack on Floyd. He was attacking Todd. And Todd was, Todd, I think Todd knocked him down in like the last round, like he got him. Pow! And it was, I think the scorecard was too late or something. I don't know. How old is he now? Victor's got to be like 37, 38 years old now, right? If I'm guessing. 35. Man, so when that Floyd fight happened, he had to be in his early 20s. There you go. He got him. There you go. Todd got him. Let me see that again. Oh, yeah. Come on. Hit him with it. Pow! Oh, that left fucking the right hand behind it. Yeah, he got it. Oh, he dropped him. Yeah. Shit. Todd got it there. 35. He's like, yeah, you got me. You know what's crazy? It's crazies that Floyd is still doing these exhibitions, making millions. Oh, did you see the one he just did? Yeah, he looked fantastic. I'm sorry. He's like, I ain't got no haircut for this shit. Yeah, scraggly. I think he's enjoying that look. Going out whooping people's ass, like, yo, for millions of dollars. I ain't got to promote this shit. I'm just showing up, get paid out, ass whooping. Like, it's like Floyd wait to get hit to see where you at with your power. And be like, OK, now I'm finna fucking demolish you. He was holding the Ring Card girl's card and walking around. You see what he was doing? Oh, shit. I didn't see that part. He held up the card in between rounds. Floyd walked around with the card. He put on a show because he's like, it's really smart because he's giving them the money's worth. It's not just a boxing exhibition. He's putting on a show. He's laughing and dancing. He's got a big smile on his face while the fight's going on. Christian Craswell. And that was a guy who he had sparred before. Would you fight? No, no. I'm too banged up. I'm too old. I'm not interested anymore. Muscle memory alone, you'll probably take somebody out. Just mere muscle memory. I'm not. Yeah, I mean, probably. I could fuck some people up. I'm not interested. It's a man. It's an old man in our gym, Main Street. He looks like a problem. He's so rugged and so hard that I would never even play with him. Just go up and put your hands up just for muscle memory alone. He'll fucking destroy you. He just does it so much like the shit is a problem. Some guys can keep it up. Floyd, 45 years old, looks fucking amazing. The best example is Tyson, 55 years old, and they're still talking about him fighting either Logan or Jake Paul. Like that is crazy. And I don't know what would happen. Oh man, if Logan Paul would be Tyson, I would fucking just I would think Jake would probably be the better fight. Jake, whatever the heavier. The better one is Jake. Jake's the one who knocks people out. Logan is more of a boxer. I would fucking just die. I can't believe that would happen. Because Floyd, when he fought Floyd, I think Floyd was really when Floyd got tired of the bullshit. He just put it on him. He put it in there so big and I think that he I think that one of them punches kind of just wobbled the shit out of him and Floyd was holding him up like yo, don't fuck up your money. Listen, goddamn it. Hold up. It's the parts in that fight where Floyd was like, yo, let me show you. I'll give shit how big you are. You not on this level. Oh, he's definitely not on that level, but I think he was too big and he was I'm telling you, it's a part in that fight where Floyd snapped his neck back and I was like, oh shit, he gone and Floyd was like, you could see Floyd holding him up like don't fall. I didn't notice that. I noticed Floyd was definitely out boxing the shit out of him, but the difference between Floyd and Mike Tyson is Floyd's 155 pounds. Mike Tyson's 220 solid as a rock even if he's 55. He's on all the Mexican supplements. He's on everything. They got they use electrical muscular stimulation on him. You know what they do ever seen those things they do to build you up. He does exercises where they put these he talked about on the podcast where they do these these pads connected to wires. Yeah, and so he's doing these exercises and these things are like charging his muscles and it makes your muscles develop faster and better. Oh shit. Yeah. So when he got back in the shape, yeah.