Felder vs. Hooker Full Fight Commentary | JRE Fight Companion

Here we go baby. Here we go baby. This is gonna be a scrap. Jesus Christ. It's gonna be a wild fight man. Rough. Some wild fucking fight. Felder's a half. Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Felder's a half. Felder's a hell of a shaker. Felder went to put his gloves up and Hooker said no. Brian's not familiar with Hooker. Do you think your boy Felder's gonna roll through them huh? No no no. You wanna bet on this you fuck? I didn't say that. How much do you wanna bet? What do you wanna do? Because Felder is very scrappy. And well known cause you're a theater major. Let's be real. And he's a theater major. You gotta go with a theater major. He's dramatic and he's pissed. Here we go. Now Brian give me your assessment. Who's gonna win this fight? You think Felder? I'm gonna just go with Felder because he always, always is in the fight and he's always his tough. You also don't know who Hooker is. Let's just be honest. Brandon Scham what do you got? I'll take Hooker via decision. Classic fight though. Right. Decision. Hooker's already throwing that low calf kick. He likes that as much as anybody. He's a giant fan of that low calf kick. Here we go. Interesting. Interesting. Set up. Oh he brought his knee. He already got him. No no you know what it is? His low, his calf is already fucked up. He's hit like four or five low calf kicks Hooker has. Four already? Yeah. He threw a bunch of them really right off the bat. If they're fighting like this ain't going to decision. These boys are cocked up. Hooker is the master of that low calf kick. You know what I exactly know. I know what the fuck he's ready to rock. He means boys night out. Boys night out college shit. New Zealand. College shit? We're straight but we're just fucking around tonight. Oh there he is another one. Those low calf kicks are so gross. They've gotta be a motherfucker. They suck. I'll kick you Eric. You want to feel it? You can see him setting it up. He keeps hitting it too. He hit it again and Felder's not even checking it. Felder's trying to get the timing down. He's just not there yet. The problem is even though you look normal your leg is. Oh shit. Oh don't sleep on Felder. You popped him with that left hook. Don't sleep on Felder. Felder's a fucking tank. Yeah. He is man. You know the thing about Felder? He's really big for that division. He's thick boy. He was walking around 190 pounds. Yeah and guess what? He drops down to 55. He just let Hooker. That's why Felder walked out last because he's ranked one ahead of Hooker. He's six and Hooker's seven. Well it's probably like a psychological thing. Oh he checked that one. Ooh and he gave him a little jab. A little touch. A little touch in the face. Not a big deal. He's been there before. When you look at Hooker's body it's so weird. He's got like big ass fucking shoulders and big ass biceps. It's almost like they're- They're Tommy Hearns kind of stuff. Yeah. It's like they're from a guy whose body is big. Oh that left hooker. That left hooker. Hooker's hands are down. That's what I'm talking about. That's how he fights. It is but with Felder keeps targeting that left hook. That left hooker was just a hair off. And Felder beat Barbosa. Hooker got stopped by Barbosa. I hate MMA math but there's something to that. And now with Felder pressing this. You got fucking shop all over Hooker's dick so that's hard to fight when you got shop. I like Felder. When you got a 260 pound man on your dick. No I also I like, don't get it twisted, I like Felder. Nah you fucking are. I just hate how you don't know who Hooker is. You've been on the Hooker train from day fucking one dude. You felt fuckers? I love Kiwis. Yeah you do. Why don't you marry them? I fucking love burning Brendan. I love burning him. Ooh I don't think you burned him. I don't know dude. I'm pretty good at burns. I don't. Oh boy Hooker is so fucking aggressive with that low calf kick. It's crazy. That'll chop a tree down guys. What? I called the tree. Now look at Felder he's stopped. Oh shit. That hook again man. That hook's there. That hook. That hook is trouble man. He's landed two really hard hooks in this round. Yeah Hooker could be in a little bit trouble man. Well the fact that Hooker's been stopped by Barbosa and got beaten down in that fight and eventually he just crumbled. That was an amazing fight dude. I guarantee you Felder knows that and Felder knows that he went toe to toe with Barbosa and he's got that in the back of his head. Hooker's also on six, that was last seven. Fucking well Felder's won five in a row. Yeah. Felder's striking his outstanding. Felder's fucking smart man and he's been training with Duke Rufus's arguably top two or three best striking coaches on planet earth. I mean Duke Rufus is a fucking machine. Yep. Oh a switching stance. Oh low kick. Oh they kind of fucked him up. Oh man. Oh man. Eats. Felder just seems a lot more sturdy doesn't he? He's strong as fuck bro. He's a big fella. When he's walking around in between fights like how the fuck do you ever make 155? Very interesting. 180 I think 180. Dan Hooker. Dan Hooker's just got crazy biceps. Like biceps and shoulders don't belong in his body. He's probably strong. He's probably chimp strong. Well chimp strong and ridiculous power. Yeah. Yeah separate boys. Got that left hook. That left hook though dude. Yep. It's there. It's there. Yep. And if you're looking for it again. I'm a Hooker fan. If you're a Hooker fan you should be worried. Well if you're Hooker you gotta watch out for the hook. I'm telling you the fact that Felder knows that Barbosa stopped Hooker but that Felder beat Barbosa in the rematch. And he went toe to toe with him in the first fight as well. Yeah he did. By the way. Felder likes a fucking. Felder's a fisica. He likes to give in the. He likes to get into it. And he's getting after him now man. He's really. He's pressing this fight. Oh shit. Oh shit. Wow. What a round. I can't believe he's got a hook. What a round. I give that round to Felder. Felder's so fucking. Yeah. I give that round to Felder. Yeah. I mean. The big moments for Dan Hooker were the low kicks. Especially the low calf kick but that's not enough. Do they get. Felder pressed the fight. Felder controlled the center of the octagon more often. Do they get the score? No. Not as much. Not as much. Not enough. Not enough. Hooker definitely lost that round. Even though it's in New Zealand. Felder's going forward. Felder's throwing more hands. They don't count really kicks. I'm getting divorced. I can't fuck. I can't fuck. I can't fuck up. I can't drive. I drive that. I had to have Brendan pick me up. Give it to shop. No I can't. I can't put my kid to bed. I'm just fine. I can't. I can't be high. Oh shit. Felder's got a swollen eye. Oh damn it. Felder's right eye swollen. That's a problem. What happened? I don't know. He did jab the piss out of him. I know but that's quick to have it swell up. Ooh that low kick. That's what it was. See that low kick. He looked terrible there. Boop. There's the jab. Low kick. Jabby. God. Boop. Hooker's so long. He's so long. Boom. There's that left hook. Almost missed it then. Oh man that right eye. That right eye swollen real bad. That right eye looks like it's closed. God Felder's such a dog. He's such a dog but that is not good at all. That's a giant distraction. That right eye's closed up. And it's only the second round. Yep. And this is a five round fight. Let's see if Felder winds up. But here's the thing about those kind of swollen eyes. If they have a good corner man they always do and they have ends swell. They can push that shit aside. Yeah they can move it a little bit. Yeah. Let's see what Felder can do. It's just if it opens up is when you get in trouble. Right. Let's see what Felder can do in this round. Boy there's really no speed advance. They're both pretty dialed in. I'd say Felder's faster. Oh I don't know about that. I think so. I don't know about that. I think you were just texting this entire second round. His hands are really fast. And then you just jumped on. Really well matched fight. Really well matched fight. Six or seven. Especially when Felder understands how significant it is as does Hooker. Dude the winner of this gets a huge fight against a big name. Yeah. Well Gagee's waiting in the wings right. Nobody wants to fuck with him and he's the scariest guy in the division outside of the league. Well according to Dana Gagee turned out a bunch of fights. Yeah. Just waiting for. Gagee or is that Ali? You know it might be Ali. I base the combination of both. Yeah. Who's Gagee waiting for? Well he wants the title. Connor or Tony. He wants the title. He wants the big boy. Nobody's calling out Tony. Nobody calls out Tony. Nobody calls out Tony. Nobody's calling out Tony. No one ever has. Tony is so funny. Nobody's calling out Tony. Khabib's fighting him because he you know. When is this in line? When is that Khabib fight? Calling out Tony. Don't make us recap it. Think about it. Who in the lightweight division has called out Tony? Nobody ever. Nobody ever. Nobody ever. No one's got the mic. I want Tony Ferguson. Never. Where's Tony at? Where's Tony at? Where's Kukui? Tony where you at? No. Never. No. They just pretend he doesn't exist. Yeah they just jump over him. It's April 18th Brian. Man. Hooker. Hooker hits that leg and then just as soon as he's off balance boom throws his hand. He's throwing that low calf kick so much. Oh look at this though. Oh he's good. He's gonna jump on him. Oh kangaroo style. Shit. It's gonna be hard to do. Oh dude he's. All he needs is that right hook in. That right leg in and that he's got the seat belt in. He's gonna jump to it? And you know what he could pull him back into the truck if he knew that game. If he took his right ankle and went behind Felder's left ankle. That would collapse him. But you have to be really confident with your truck end. Felder's strong as fuck man. This is a hard game. Dude look at Felder's legs. Dude hooker's right foot. That's the one that's based. The left one is around his right knee right. If that right foot hooks Felder's left ankle dude. And that'll collapse him. Isn't that what krong did to his. Krong. You gotta be comfortable with the truck game. If you're not you're not gonna do it. You're not. It feels awkward. I saw him. But man he's got it right here. And he could just go from the truck to the back anyways. He could use. Oh man that right ankle. Here's the thing he's winning around doing this. Yeah just hanging on. Oh yeah. Cause it's over. It's over. Well. That was just a moment. There's no damage done. I don't know if that's so. Felder's eyes closing. It depends on how this last two minutes go. You know how judges are man. Yeah especially. Damn hooker hit that low kick again. He's able to get that without getting punched in the face. Well he's throwing it so sweet. I like the way Felder pulls up his shorts. Oh he does that. Just dive into a fucking double. Hooker just hit him with a nice left hook. And Felder's not seeing it very well because of that left side. Oh body shot. Because his right eye so swollen. Yeah I know. That left side of Hooker is a dangerous weapon. Brian if you're watching this fight with Stallone like you should watch your fights. What's that sound like? Does Stallone ask you questions? No they all give tips. What should he do here? No there's all tips. I put him to the body. Back when you were fighting overseas. Calvin who is this? I usually have sugar ray there too. Why didn't he just take him down? Well I was in there with Apollo. To the left and the left. Calvin why didn't he just take him down? Felder hurt Dan Hooker with that one low kick. That one low kick that he just threw at Dan Hooker did not like it. He did not like it. Oh back kick. It's getting gnarly now. Don't kid yourself. Felder's face is beat up dude. Felder's face is beat up. Yeah it is. Get off. The real issue is that one eye that right eye it's really swollen. His nose ain't helping. No nothing's helping but his nose is a mess anyway. Yeah. Like his nose is a mess coming into this fight. He's not worried about that. I'll tell Dan Hooker's got some nasty knees man. Dan Hooker's. Oh. He went for the spin son. Oh. Oh he clipped him. He clipped him. Well a little bit of a stumble of legs together too. Oh shit. Fuck. That was a savage. That was a crazy shot. Felder's such a fucking animal. Look at these fucking animals. Look at his spine. Oh Felder hurt him. He hurt him with that spinning back fist. Yeah he did. That's what the fuck we want. I think he hit him with the elbow on that spin. He wobbled on it. Oh. Oh. Dan look at him staring down. Get crazy. You stare him down. Fuck that. We got three more fucking rounds. These guys are so good man. We got 30 seconds. Man I feel like it's rough house fucking Saturday huh? Such a good fight. It's so evenly matched. It's so back and forth. Dan Hooker is so good and so is Felder. And Felder's such a fucking aggressive guy. Let me give you that second round too. Felder. No. Got to do it. It depends. It's an animal. It's an animal. He made two choices and he said one choice and he said no. Why are you asking the question? There was only two answers. What do you think? He said no. He had to give it to you. He asked the question. It's close. That's a ground's close because the first half Hooker had the position on the back controlled the off gun. Yeah but that spinning elbow and the punches by Felder and the fact that Felder was chasing him down. I give it to Felder in that situation because of damage. I got to see this. I like the fact that Hooker had his back but he really didn't do any damage. He held a position for a good 30 seconds or so but the reality is when it comes to actual damage and big shots landed. Felder ran away. I think it's an edge to Felder. And then also Felder pushed it. Look at his face. You have a two nothing? You have a two nothing Felder. Man I'd have to look at it objectively. The problem is when your faces beat up the judges sometimes. Hey man we're in New Zealand. These judges might never give it to Felder. It can't be any worse than New York where the fuck scored a Houston. Yeah Houston was bad. Dude there's going to be some bitches out there. I fucking hate fight companions. All they talk about is Hookers. That was not good huh? No. I'm sorry. I tried man. I just smoked weed. I just smoked weed. You just swing your miss. You can't hit everyone. You swing sometimes. You miss. You guys keep saying Hooker over and over. Hooker Hooker Hooker. Felder is pushing the pace on Hooker which is very rare. He's going after Hooker. But not tactically like Barbosa but like super aggressively like in your face. He's really aggressive. Yeah nice jab. Dude he's catching him man. Yeah. Oh man this is a real fight. This is a real fight. Real dangerous fight. Felder's mind is so fucking strong. One of the things about him that's so interesting is he's such a smart articulate guy. He's a great commentator. But behind that there's that inferno. You know there's something going on inside that guy's head. Whatever's going on in his head it's dark. Nice uppercut there. He clipped Hooker with that uppercut. Now Hooker's trying to get it back. He's trying to get like ramp it up. He's trying to get back that uppercut. Ooh that left hook is dangerous and Hooker's not picking his fucking right hand up. His hands are super low a lot of the time. A lot of the time. He's got those long arms. He does. He's being a pest. It's volume but. Well he's trying to set stuff up and so is Felder but neither guy's got a range up. Felder makes your pay man. Oh that jab. When Felder lands it really it's not doing much damage on Hooker's face but fuck man when he lands he's making him pay. Dude Felder's doing more damage than this for us. 100%. Oh look at this. He's also throwing for the fucking bleachers. He's trying to knock his face off. He's trying to knock his face off. Anytime Hooker makes a mistake. If Hooker leaves himself in the pocket he knows Felder's coming back with missiles. That jab is so nice too. Felder lands that left hook now this one's over. Ooh good right hand by Felder. That's a good exchange for Hooker too. Oh it's not bad. He lands it a right hand in that exchange. Hooker just doesn't have the power does he? The same power. But not the same power as Felder. But he's waiting to set it up. The problem is his power is being stifled by the fact that Felder is so aggressive and threatening he makes you think. He looks like he's taking less damage Hooker. Yes. Wow. Which is weird though because Felder might just have a lot of scar tissue on his face but Felder's landing the bigger shot. The power shot. But he's got redder skin so. Sometimes it's one or two shots. Yeah. One or two shots can do something weird to your nose or weird to your eye and it doesn't necessarily have to be the hardest. It just hits you. Perfect. Felder's hitting that. Let's be honest too Felder's out there. Hooker's catching him. Ooh that's a nice left by Felder. Ooh look at that. There's changes. It's fucking bad. It looks super even to me. It looks like they're both throwing it. Oh left hand by Hooker. Beautiful left hand by Hooker. That one went straight down the pipe. They're about to start swinging here so. Oh my god this is a crazy fight. Oh Jesus. Hooker let him up coming in. Ooh. Hooker hitting that two piece. Well I think also Felder's having a hard time seeing it. They QE2. He can't see out of that right eye kids. There's a lot of blood on Felder's face. Yeah. Oh that nice jab by Hooker. Look at that. I just see a red mess. Oh see and he pulled back out of that kick. Oh. He's lighting that nose up. Hooker's got that jab time. God Felder loves this shit man. When he's bloodying shit like this he loves it. Ooh nice low kick. Oh right hand by Felder. Oh my goodness. But two pieces by Hooker and he's out. Oh. Felder caught him a little bit with that left hand there as he was charging in. This is wild. This is a high stakes fucking game here kids. Cause even one of these guys. Oh you knew this one was going to be good. You knew this one. Yeah how happy are you that it's five rounds right? Oh yeah. Three up. Yes. Exactly. Two more rounds after this. Oh back kick. Oh shit. That's got to hurt. See whoever wins these next 40 seconds can steal this round. 100%. Oh left hand by Hooker. And then he got out. Hooker's got this. Clean left hand. Well that reach advantage comes out. Hooker has. Let's see what happens here though. Yeah but so far Hooker has this round. Yeah I would agree. Hooker Hooker's face looks fine. Felt her super takedown. Interesting but Hooker turns him around. Hooker fucking. Hooker strong with the thunder. Yeah showing the strength. Showing his physical strength too. So you probably have it. You know I've I've drank a lot of whiskey. Two to one. And I've talked a lot of shit to Brian. I'd probably say. Two one. Two one. Yeah. Felt her's going into it. But I would say this round is pretty clean. Wait a minute you got Felt her. Two one. Felt her up two one. Really? Hooker won this round. They lost the first two. I don't know about that. Dude we're all so close. I mean I love Felt her. Look at this Felt. He's bleeding everywhere. Look at this. I would give power. Two to one Hooker. Two one Hooker. Two one Hooker. I can see that too Ed. I mean Felt her's fucking cut up. I can see that too Ed. It could be two to one. And who knows how they scored that one round where Hooker had his back. Good honest Jeff. And they're in New Zealand. And they're in New Zealand. They're in New Zealand. Sorry Houston. A lot of good. Not a fuck you. Except for that one ref. I love Houston. He's a sucking dick dude. He should shut down his MMA gym. Did you see that Jonathan Martinez Andre Yule fight? That was the worst robbery of the night. It was on fight pass. Oh no I don't have fight pass. Martinez. We were 100% convinced Martinez won the fight. He dominated the second and third rounds. Yule probably broke his arm. He had something real wrong with his arm. His right hand. And afterwards they gave it to Yule and I looked over at Dominic Cruz and his jaw dropped. He went like this. When they judge the score. He looked at each other like what? Dude Felder looks fucking jacked. What are they looking for? Do they give a card to a neutral party? Look at those arms. I'm not sure. It must be someone who's working inside of the commission. Because in boxing when you judge the first round. In boxing. The first round they do I think. No when you judge the first round you give it to somebody right? Yes. I think that's how they do it. Do they don't do that? I'm sure they do. They do. Same commission. Yeah 55. Holy shit these guys arms are jacked. They're not really 55. Felder's 190 pounds. Oh. And so Hooker. Hooker's huge. He's like 45 which is just crazy. Oh. Oh. The help of a Felder. Oh. That's hooked by Felder. That snapped his head back. Yeah it did. Oh. Felder is swinging. Oh. Jesus he's so crazy. Felder is fucking savage. He's trying to get him out of there. He's trying to get him out of there. Savage. Oh. Oh. Jesus Christ this is sick. Oh my goodness. Come on. Come on Paul. Oh. What the fuck Paul. Felder with a right hand. Paul's a fucking monster. Oh my goodness. It's the Hooker's down. Hooker's starting to get a little money. What a fucking stud. What a fucking stud. Oh my goodness. Felder is just so undeniably savage. He's a fucking. He's so gamey. He's so gamey. He's so gamey. He's all in. He's off. Oh right hand by Felder. Jesus Christ. He's starting to take over a little bit dude. Yeah he is. Well he's risking it. He's doing what you gotta do. You gotta do it. He's throwing himself into the fire. Oh right hand left hook. Felder. Felder. If I'm Felder I like the exchange. Let's play the game. Let's see who goes out. He's forcing himself. Oh left hand. He's forcing himself on Hooker. Oh right hand he hurt him. Jesus Christ. Now Hooker's starting to show it. Felder's showing. Oh but those low kicks by Hooker. Money in the bank. I like it. Doesn't matter. Oh he stumbled. Oh my goodness. That hurt him. Felder. Felder feeling it. Oh he's coming. Oh boy. Oh boy. He's staying calm too. Staying calm. Felder's staying calm. Keeping that pressure. Now you see Hooker's face. He's gonna light him up. Look and explore. He's gonna light him. Oh look at this Hooker for the fucking takedown attempt. Nah not Felder. Not with Felder. Did he wrestle? Felder? Felder's no good here. I don't think either one of them have wrestling background. No. Felder's just such an athlete man. He's just fucking. His striking. He's amazing. He's also very intelligent. He does what he has to do to be prepared. What he has to do to be prepared. He's not gonna go into a fight with holes in his game. You know there's guys that go into a fight hoping they don't get taken down. Felder's not that guy. He just seems like he works on what he's bad at every day in practice. And he's turning Hooker around. Oh! Elbow on the break! He's a sober fella. Oh look at this. Has Felder ever fought a high level wrestler that kept taking him down that he couldn't stop the takedowns? That's a good question. Oh look at this Hooker's got his back again. I don't like this. He's controlling us. He's controlling us. He's fine right here. Shouldn't let him free them. It all depends on how good his jujitsu is. He's working that hand. Two on one. If this was Khabib, Khabib's fans would be happy as fuck. Yeah he's gonna take him down. He's gonna ride him. Okay this is his shit. He got him on the fence. He's gonna drag him down and watch. He does this every fucking fight. But Felder can't stay here for too long just for judges' perceptions. Okay now he's turned around. Felder's winning this right now. But he's gotta be careful. We're in New Zealand. Oh here we go. We're in New Zealand. Yeah but in a position like that against the fence, if the ref broke him up and brought him back to the center, nobody would give a shit. Oh right hand by Felder. But if it was Khabib, they would never do that right? They would never do that. Like they would never take Khabib off the fucking fence. I hate when referees break up fights on the fence and I hate when they break him up on the ground. I know people disagree with that and they think it'll make the fight boring. I say I don't catch it. Oh right hand by Felder. I tell you what, Hooker, if Felder can take a punch, you can tell you're about to fucking take a punch. Felder's about to put him down. Hooker can take it. But he's also realizing he's in New Zealand and he's in a... Don't let go. Not left hook. Not left hook. Because Felder's putting the heat on him. Felder's putting that aggressive heat on him. You know this isn't just like he's catching him with shit. He's pressing him and he's getting in his face. Yeah. And he's making it real... Oh left hand! He's making it real dangerous. He hasn't lost a stitch of speed in this third round. Well he's, again, he's a guy that's not gonna come into a fight unprepared. You see this? Right hand. Felder with a jab! Oh god that jab is beautiful. Oh that jab! That's the only fucking boxing jab I've ever seen. Hooker don't want none of it. No! Hooker wants to go to the ground. No he's trying to take him down. This is not good. He's not trying to take him down. This is not good. Oh big elbow. This is a big round for Felder. These are the championship rounds here. By the way... Oh elbow off the break! Elbow in the clinch by Felder was nice. But again, if that was Khabib, he'd be winning right here right? No. If he got fucked up that much that round? No. By the way, in this break, in this break... No. In this break I would like to say, Felder is so far ahead in this round. I mean literally Hooker has landed nothing in this round that made you go, ahhh! I wonder the percentage of rounds the guy in the position that Hooker's in would win, even if he got tattooed a couple times but he pushed him against the fence. But no like this round. Devastating. He's not doing jack shit. He's just holding on. There's no way this is going to get him back. I agree with you. And I understand what you're saying, but what I'm saying is don't you think there's judges out there that would give it to the guy that's, you know, it has the control against the fence. That'd be tough that round. Well maybe that guy in Houston that gave all four rounds to John Jones over Dominic Harris. Wait a minute, did you say only over the entire time? Did you have John's winning that fighter race? I watched it five times and I watched it two times the next day and then I watched it three more times since. The third round is the only confusing round. It's a little dicey. I would say the third round is hard because John is pressing the action. I don't think Dom, I don't think nobody got robbed. It's not a good winner. I hate when people say that. Look at Paul's face. And I also feel like John won just dominated the championship round. Yes. That's got to count for something. I agree with you 100%. It's got to count for something. Well, okay. So let's let's set the line. Let's set the record straight. Okay. Check this out. This exact same round you for sure you thought Felder landed way more punches than Hooker, right? But then towards the end, Hooker had him against the fence. Yeah, but he didn't do any then. So he just controlled him. This Felder wins that round. 100%. Everybody wins that round. It's on Felder's side, right? Yeah. Okay. That's clear. Yeah. Okay. That's all I want to know. This could be 2-2 going into this fifth round. It could be. When you look at the numbers too, some people may give the first or second round a Hooker. Then you give that third round a Hooker. This could be it. This could be the whole deal. And Felder got the fourth and second. And again, you got to deal with fuckery. And here's the thing about bad judging. I mean, this is just an idea, but it is possible that bad judging leads to other people going, well, we can't be as bad as the people in Houston. Yeah, you're right. There's like the standard lowest. Oh, you're crazy if you don't think one of these Qs are going to give Hooker four rounds to one. No matter what happens. I think so. Yeah. If you could put a guy against the fence and hold him like he did him, does that count for anything? Yeah. It's definitely. What's the most? Oh, right here by Felder. It's control. It's not everything, but it's something Hooker's face is more important. It's actually doing. Oh, right. Oh, another one. Oh, it's more important. It's actual actual damage is more important. Yeah. Okay. But let's say there was no damage at all. And one guy ended up holding the other guy against that guy wins. That guy wins because he proved that he's controlling the aggressive movement. Even though there was no punches. Yeah. Once you start adding punches and strikes, significant strikes, then it kind of changes it. Right. Okay. I think that's one theme that we keep repeating, but I think it needs repeating. We need a better, more comprehensive scoring system. I'm just getting that. Why does no one do anything? Joe, all we, the four of us, the three of us, we talked shit about it all the time. No one ever does anything. We wouldn't be able to do anything. I was saying it's a sport. If we don't do it, let's talk about it after the end of this. Cause this shit's only 15 more minutes. It's crazy. And this is wild shit. Oh, he's got that long jab and he's still doing that. Oh, right. And my felt fucking Felder just keeps coming back. They put it on. They give this fight to Hooker. This is a travesty. It's a travesty. Set it together. Cause that would be a robbery. Yeah. That's a robbery. Cause Felder's pushing the fight. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, don't let him do that. Does that count? Does that count? Don't let him do it. No, it doesn't. That's not a takedown. He's got control, but Felder's got to get out of this. See the reason why Hooker is doing this is because the other shit is not working. He's losing the stand up game. He's losing the stand up game and Felder is going to get free. And when Felder gets free, he's going to land an elbow on the brick. The question is, the question is. At what point does what Hooker's doing at this point right here, we have something against the front. He's got to do damage. Overshadow the damage he took. Now it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, because it's early in the round. He didn't do that. Oh, Felder didn't do that much. Felder landed some shit there. We're exactly halfway in. So this is where it gets interesting. Hooker's landing now though. Oh, he definitely landed a couple of good jabs. They did. Oh, nice jab by Felder. Hooker's got a... He took my Hooker. Oh my goodness, this is crazy. Oh my God. This is fucking crazy. This is so evenly matched. That low kick isn't working so much now. Such a good stylistic matchup. He's a lot more tired. Like look at the fucking shoulders on Hooker. They don't even really belong on his body. They really belong on 170 pound guy's body. He's got Tommy Hearn's body. He's got that long... Real similar. Real similar. I'm trying not to focus on his lats. He's got a... So you gotta read it like... Skinny, skinny legs, no abs. He looks like a human make-up. Would you sit around so I don't have to look at them? He's fucking lats. All shoulders and biceps. Look at the size of his shoulders and biceps. His biceps are fucking giant. It's a crazy... But that's a really great body for fighting. Remember Roy J. Jr.'s biceps? Oh, crazy. No triceps at all. None. Just all biceps. All biceps. He would throw lead left hooks instead of a jab. I'll tell you what. Your boy Hooker's getting tired. Well, so is Felder for sure. Felder's not... Oh, pop that jab Hooker. Oh, and Felder returns with one of his own. Oh, my goodness. This is amazing. What a fight this is. Holy shit, what a fight. Oh, jab. I felt this. Jab is fantastic. This is so much more fun than doing commentary. Oh, my God. I bet. Oh, it's not even close. Don't do this. Oh, right here by Felder. Felder taking it to... Look at this. Hooker trying again for the takedown. He doesn't like it. He's in deep. Oh, no. Felder. Oh, no. That's got to make a difference. That's New Zealand too. You're in New Zealand too. Your new Zealand too. Felder's got to get up. He's got to get up. If he finishes the round like this, he wins. If he finishes the round like this, he wins. They're going to give him the round. You're probably right, Eddie. He got the takedown and he's on side. He's probably right, Eddie. How do you give it to the guy on the bottom? Because the guy on the bottom was beating the fuck out of him. No. And he's not doing any damage. Well, not this fifth round. Felder wasn't beating the shim in the fifth round. He took him down, though. Hooker won this round. Well, Hooker did because of the takedown. The takedown. The only significant difference the judges would be able to take it out of the round. Are you telling me that takedown is not going to make a difference? Okay, let's go. Back up. Back up. Look at him. He's going to take his back down. Oh, that's going to even make more of a difference. Oh, he's a... No! Damn, if you would have ended in the mount, dude, that would be a big difference. Yeah, think about the judges right now. This is the only significant thing that happens around, so he gets it. It bothers me. I know it sucks. It fucking bothers me, man. You've got to give this to Felder. No, not this round. No, no, no. It's a close fight, man. You don't give it to the guy. I love Felder, but you don't give it to the guy. Come on. Try not to get taken down. How do you give it to the fight? That last round was Dan Hooker. Yes, for sure. And so, but Hooker didn't lose the previous four, so you got to give Hooker at least one to two. It's going to be close, man. It's real close. Yeah, but when you judge the fight, like pride rules, by the end of the fight, you say, who won the fight? Don't put your hand in me. I'll wear Crocs right now. And you had a pick. That doesn't work, Eddie. But no, no, it was so close. It was so tight. It could have gone either way. It could have gone either way. Then if the end of the fight looked a guy's taken another guy down, that's got to mean the most right there. That would definitely mean a lot. How the end of the fight looked. Exactly. I don't agree. I know you guys think I don't agree with that, man. Because the first round was just as important as the fifth round. Don't talk over each other. Don't talk over each other. You don't have to say, Joe, because you've said that's like in that John Jones fight, like the fourth and fifth round mean more towards the end. I don't because that means in the fifth round is just as important as the first round. No, that's no, no, that's the sport. Listen, listen, that's the nature of our plays. No, no, no, not really. There's other talk over each other. There's other philosophies, though, because the way I look at it, if that first round was so significant, like you fucking you heard him so bad, if it was so significant, how come you're getting your ass kicked in the fifth round? Who knows shit? So it wasn't that significant. That's the sport. It wasn't that significant, right? No, but that was so right. He's wrong. The Japanese, the Japanese think the same way. Yeah. Yeah. And how to put it in a firm. So here's the thing. Guys, guys, guys, guys, please calm down. Everybody fucking calm down right now. I'm a thumb rustle. You motherfuckers. I'm a thumb rustle. Both of you motherfuckers. Did you just cut the cheese? I'm the fucking alpha. Eddie, I see what you're saying how towards the end when they're both tired of the rounds or more significant. Real close. But it's just not our sport. Significant head. These are sports. What are you talking about? There's an advantage everywhere. Except for leg strikes. Except for leg strikes. Not a good time for that. My bet is Dan Hooker gets a decision. I bet you Dan Hooker gets a decision. He got the ticket at the end. He got the ticket at the end. He got the top. 3,000. We bet 3,000 on this. We bet 3,000 on this. I didn't back you on this one. You're on your own. Come on, Drew. What the fuck. You gotta use that TV money. What the fuck. You got to use TV money. You're still being on television. Felder's winning. Still being on television. I'm missing the podcast. Yeah. It's your punishment for still being on television when you know it's over. That sounds like babies dying. I know it does. Come on, Felder. You've got to give this to Felder. Give us some volume. Felder. Oh, yeah. No, that means he's going to lose. Hold on. Here it goes. Hooker. 48, 47 for the winner. Five, six, seven, eight. That's how close the fight was. That's such bullshit. No, no, no, no, Robbie. Don't be that guy. Hey, give me my fucking money, you old fucker. Brian, you can't say that's a robbery. That's not a bullshit. That's not a robbery. Bro, first of all, two things. One, you weren't scoring the fight. Two, that's a great fight. That's a great fight. He was landing way more in the fourth round. What about the takedown? In the fourth round. One takedown. It for sure could have gone either way. Don't be surprised at Hooker 1. No. Switching to takedown at the end. He was putting on the heat at the end. Such a close fight. That's such a close fight. They're both great. I'd have to rewatch it, but I would have probably gave it to Paul Felder, but I did think the judge was going to give it to Hooker just to be straight on the heat. You got to give it to the guy who's looking the best at the end. Here's the thing. We weren't shocked. God, does it make sense? I don't know about that, Eddie. Because they're going to save themselves in the end and steal the fight. I didn't make that shit up. That's like an NFL run out. They're going to be like, dude, there's one more quarter. Okay, but Eddie, we don't. I didn't make that shit up. The problem is everyone knows when they're going into a fight that they're operating. Let me hear what Paul Felder has to say here. Give me some volume, Jamie. What was the pain you know you had? He knew it was close. I heard him a lot in the fight, but he got the tape down. He was smart. He busted me up pretty good. That might be it for me. That might be it for him. He said, wow, I love that. I love that. Yeah, go be one of the best commentators all the time. He's an awesome commentator. He's a smart guy. I fucking love that guy. He's a smart guy too. And he's been fighting for a long time. That's the kind of guy you want as your wingman at a club. I'm not sure if that's the kind of guy you want. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. 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