Did a Dolphin Hit This Paddleboarder on Purpose? | Joe Rogan and Herb Dean

Man, I just got something on my Instagram about the guy who got hit by a dolphin. I just put that up there the day I saw somebody put it up. Guy who was hit by a dolphin? Yeah, he was doing some paddle boarding. And the dolphin was living life a little bit. Dolphin was doing his thing. So there, you know how he's paddle boarding out and there's a wave coming. And then you can see the dolphins, you know, they like to surf. So they get in the wave, they're doing their thing. And I think the dolphin sees him. He's the only one who decides to come out of the water and get a little air. He's like, oh, this is a paddle boarder. Get a little air. Pow! And he fucks him up? Yeah, yeah, here we go. Whoa, look at this. Back it. Oh, that's 100% on purpose. Like, it makes you wonder about dolphins. Like, a dolphin's like, oh, what an opportunity. That is 100% on purpose. Yeah, I had to put that. I had to post that on Instagram. Yeah, that guy's all right. Yeah, he's all right. He fell in the water. He fell in the water. But a dolphin's heavy. Yeah, he got side checked. He got a little side checked. What do you do in that moment? Do you hit him? Do you hit the dolphin? Do you punch it? No, I have respect. No, no, I punch out. But he's trying to fuck you up. The dolphin got the air. I'm like, hey, you're having a little fun. Yeah, because how much does the dolphin weigh and it's his element? It's a big animal. Yeah, you got to get back to the shore. That is pretty funny, though. Yeah, walk that one off. Walk that one off. Yeah, you don't elbow it as it's coming at you. You don't want to piss him off. You're in their neighborhood. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's clearly on purpose. Yeah. That's clearly on purpose. It's like, you fucking dummies. Get out of the way, bitch. Yeah. What are you doing? You're not even surfing. Paddle boarding. Paddle boarding is surprisingly hard. I wonder if his friends laughed. The other dolphins, yeah, he's talking to his friends. Yeah. They probably thought it was awesome. Yeah, I went paddle boarding. It's not easy. I didn't think it was hard. You stand straight like this. When I tried to surf, that was hard. There was a lot of waves. It was a little wobbly. But I was like, I thought this would be way easier. I felt twice. Jamie's making fun of me. Stop it, bro. Yeah, paddle boarding is one of those things where it's like, it's just mostly using your core, right? You're balancing everything out. I'm not an expert at it. I did it once or twice when I was in Hawaii, you know? Hanging out with the fam. Looks like if you got like placid water, it'd actually be calming. Paddle boarding. You ever surf? I'm trying. I decided I wanted to do it this year. This is the year? So I took some lessons, taking some lessons. I did it a little bit. I've been up on some waves. The water was pushing me, but I can't call it surfing, what I was doing. But I was in the water. I was having fun. That's a respectable thing to know how to do, right? When you hear someone can surf, you're like, oh, wow. Well, no, I've decided that I have to do it. I've been living in California all my life. I'm paying to be a surfer. I live here. I pay the- Surfing tax? Yeah, the surfing tax, but I'm not going to the beach and getting my money's worth. I got to go and get it. Yeah, when we think about how many people live in LA, how few actually go to the beach? Right. Beach is not that crowded. No, it's not. In comparison, how many fucking people live here. It's one of those things that people just take it for granted. Yeah. So would you surf? No. You know, I'm scared of sharks. Yeah, so I started the quest last year. So last year I took a couple of lessons. So this, you know, it gets a little warmer. I'm gonna do it again. We were thinking about doing a surfing challenge for sober October. It was going to be like time spent up on a board for the entire month. So we're gonna have our contest. All right, you're going to be doing it. We haven't decided and I think the guys are, they don't want to do the surfing thing. If you do it, let me know. I want to do it with you. Yeah? Yeah. Uh oh. It'd be a little cold in October, wouldn't it? Maybe. Yeah, that's the idea, pussy. Okay. All right. Come on. Oh here, I'll freak you out. Fear. Did you see this video? Is it cold in October? What is happening with this? Thank you, Dr. It happens very fast. The way I saw it, this is a Navy, you are a French Navy man jumped off a boat to celebrate. And as he's in the water here. A shark comes after him. Yeah, it just comes out of nowhere. They can't, no one can really see it. And all of a sudden, right at the last second, they spot it and they're like, oh shit, get the fuck out of the way. It just nibbles like at his foot. A little nub. It almost looks fake, but the way he reacts, it's not right. I don't think that shit's fake at all. It just happened all of a sudden. He's just in the water. Yeah, man. That's how it goes. That's their world. You can't even see anything in there. That's the thing that freaks you out the most about the ocean, is the possibility. It's like you're just looking down. You don't see a goddamn thing. And all of a sudden, the Meg. Yeah. I like that Australian guy. Remember the Australian surfer? And the shark was coming after him. And he was just pushing him away. And when he talked about it, well he was looking like he wanted to bite me. I decided I didn't want him to. So I just pushed him away a little bit. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. You just fought off a shark, man. He's like, yeah, I didn't want to be bitten. That's a good attitude to keep. I'm not interested in this. I'm not freaking out, but I'm not interested in this. I don't want to be bit. You don't want to freak out, right? If you freak out, they probably can sense it. If you really spazz out in the water, they probably know, oh, this guy's scared as fuck. It's time to eat. This guy smells like food. They apparently don't like to eat us. Is this the guy right here? I think so. It's got like eight million views. Great white shark surprises solitary surfer. I haven't seen this one. This is not the one I'm talking about. You're talking about swimming, right? Oh, look right behind him. Oh Jesus, Louisas. Surf. Fuck out of there. No, I think he saw it. He's like, yikes. Oh man, but he's paddling with his arm. Looking like a seal. With every time he paddles, the arm could disappear on him. She's like, surf. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. But you're so helpless in their world. It's like, you ever see what happens when a shark gets beached? I was looking for this video the other day. We found that one where you were like, what? Just pick it up and throw it out there. There's a video I saw of a girl literally doing that. Just like a chick in a bikini. There's this, it's a smaller shark, but she just grabs it. My tail yanks it. Good for her. But the problem was with the one you can't, sharks don't just start swimming. When they get put in the water, they need to be like, they can't stop moving really, so they gotta have a little shove. I don't know, it's hard to do to it. They had to drag that shark out by a boat to sort of get it going to get, uh, water and it's gills so it can breathe and what. Oh, okay. That makes sense. It's gotta be going. The water's got to come this way. Cause sharks are super weird in terms of their physiology. Like if they go upside down, they go to sleep. Right. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fucking strange and they have to keep moving. I don't think they can breathe if they sit still. Unless they find a spot where there's a nice little draft. Oh, right, right, right. This video also happened too. I can't show this one either because this is going to get taken down, but it's a girl getting pulled into the water. She's trying to feed a shark off of a boat and it grabs her by the finger and just yanks her in and everybody freaks out also quick, fast. What kind of shark is it? It doesn't say, but also it's in Australia. So it might be a great white. Fuck that. Yeah. I understand. Why does she think she could feed a shark with her fingers? Someone probably told her she could. And that was a bad idea. Yeah. That's, that's the worst. You know, you're probably right. Cause you know, like when you, when you haven't done it before, you're going to make, you're going to ask a reasonable question. Can the shark bite me and pull me in and there's going to tell you something in an expert voice, like, no, he's not interested in you. You don't look like a seal. He's not going to try to, you know, bite you. Plus she's probably hanging out with like three or four dudes that want to fuck her. They're all drunk. Yeah. They want to show her a good experience. Someone's giving her bad advice. She gets half her finger removed. Then nobody's happy. Yeah.