Charlie Murphy on the time Johnny Gill thought he could beat Oscar De La Hoya in a Fight

Hello freak bitches. You can make your money with roses flying in the air and all that. Singing. You gonna look at it Friday and talk about how I can whip him? Come on man. He needs to know that. He needs to know you feel that way. I did it with Mike Tyson. You remember how I used to talk shit? Oh yeah, blah blah blah. I do this and that and that and that. And blah blah blah. So one day we were all together and I said, You know Mike, this dude told me. Whip your ass man. He really, he tells me all the time. You know Mike, what you be telling me? Wow. Watch him turn into Kool-Aid in his chair. What did he say Mike? He didn't say nothing to Mike. I meant the other one. That's like Tyson. He didn't say nothing to Mike. Being alone in the room. That was my whole point. I mean you probably have been encountering it before. I've been in the hood. I've been in the barbershop sometimes. And I got to tell folks, man, they be like, Yo man, cause Mike, don't, Mike, nothing man. What do you do? You work for UPS, right? Don't bring up Mike's name, son. Stop it. Bring up another truck driver. Cause I'll take you out of Gleason's right now and pick out any heavyweight, somebody who you've never seen on TV and he'll make you call on the greatest. Stop it man. You got to fight it. You don't do what this guy does. Respect what he does. Mess like him jumping around the wheel of your truck and trying to beat you on your router. It's not going to happen. I'm going to park this. It's not going to happen man. It's not going to happen man. The thing where dudes get delusional about their ability to kick ass. Yeah, Johnny Gill, he really thought he, back in the day, I don't know if he's been, maybe he's more of a charlotte. But what do you think? He just think that... He felt that he could be Oscar. He felt he was more powerful, faster. That was it. But you never, you never boxed before. That's nothing to do with him. I'm talking about being a man. I was like, what? What do you think they're doing man? What are you talking about man? He's fucking fighting man. Charlie. Talking about being a man. These people are just trying to knock each other's heads off. Talking about being a man. That's a dude that doesn't understand what an eight week camp is like. An eight week training camp. He was buffing. At that time, that's when he was... Running up the big bear. I think he was working out with Barry Barnes and he had a little cut on it and everything. I was like, you know, those muscles don't translate to a win bro. People do. They translate to best in show at a bodybuilding contest. Not that you're going to win the fight. And if you look at real fighters, they don't have the chiseled body like G.I. Joe. You know what I'm saying? Look at Anderson Silva. Yeah, look at his body look normal man. Yeah. And look what happens when those dudes come in with the, you know, the G.I. Joe kick. That's a classic Bali stand. The problem with all that muscle is it needs fuel. Yep. You got to feed that. So you're only good for about 30 seconds, 20 seconds of full fury when you're all big like that. The guy can hang on to you. It's like riding a bull, you know, but the bull's like real bad endurance. Then you burn it. Just ride it until they wear themselves out. You got the big, buff arms. They fill up with blood. Then they can't move. They get heavy. It's crazy. You watch like there's a guy named Mariusz Pujianowski. Strong world, strongest man. Does those crazy fucking things where they throw the beer bottles in the air and lift up cars and shit. You know, that strong man shit. He's wanted a bunch of times and he just started doing MMA and he gets fucked up by fat dudes. He's not throwing the big keg. He's throwing something with punches and kicks. Yeah. Tim Silvia beat the fuck out of that boy. He had that dude purple. That guy was purple as fuck. Tim Silvia was like, how dare you? I was a fucking two time heavyweight champion or more. Maybe. I don't know. I'm a fucking world UFC heavyweight champion. And you think that you can pick up a car so you can kick his ass. It was like a slow, methodical ass kicking by an overweight guy, essentially. The guy with the big gut. The car is not moving. The car is not moving. The car is not doing techniques. But if they can get you in those first 15 seconds, you could have a real big fucking problem because for 15 seconds. Those guys get street people. Like, you know, yeah. That guy who could throw a car goes to the supermarket and you get an argument with him. He could probably throw you across the meat section and kick your back or something. You won't expect it. Why? This guy threw me across the meat section. But you ain't an MMA fighter. You ain't a boxer. You ain't whatever. Any kind of professional athlete, whatever profession he's in, respect it. Don't disrespect him. Now you got me thinking about fights in supermarkets. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. There's no weight classes in supermarkets. I remember a few years ago, this dude was talking about jumping on one of the running bags. And I asked him, you were the same size physically. I was like, you really think you could beat that guy? He's like, we're the same size. I said, yeah, but I've seen him run over five guys his size. I never seen you run over. You have a hard time going up the steps. You mess with this boy. You know what I'm saying? You're the same size, but you're not even the same thing, man. Yeah, people don't understand a super athlete. Yeah, man. That's why we have the ability to buck our eyes, to express that. To express that when you get surprised. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Wait, I didn't. I didn't mean it. I wasn't practicing. Exactly. Yeah, you can't hang out with dudes that talk shit. Nope. Talk shit about how they'd fight Mike Tyson. Those guys are useless. I'm telling you, if you come around me and talk about who you're with, because a lot of my friends are fravin' it. And I've seen them in the room. I'm not letting them know how you feel.