Best of Tom Segura Vol. 2 - The Joe Rogan Experience

Hello freak bitches. Yeah. And I think I learned from that experience. I enjoyed the experience of being on ecstasy, but the come down was just way too brutal. I was like, this is not good for you. I think shit like chemicals that manmade stuff that doesn't exist in nature that were, you know, LSD sort of does. Yeah. Hawaiian baby wood drove seeds and some other things you can actually do. Do you ever do GHB? No, I heard that's b... Fucking... I heard that shit is really dangerous. I OD'd. I was in a coma. Really? What happened? I took... What the fuck happened? So dumb when I did. I took ecstasy and then I was having some drinks. Like I probably had like four or five drinks, which is, you know, like liquor drink. And then I was like, I don't feel this ecstasy at all. This guy comes in. How old are you by the way? I'm a freshman in college. 18, 19. So then he's like, I got, he's got a gallon of GHB in the back. Now you're supposed to take, like if you take a... A cap fall? Like a water cap. That's what we did. We would take it like this. You'd pour it into that. And that's it? And then that's it. Well, he has a milk jug. So he gives it to me and I'm like, he's like, here, just take a swig. And when I look back on it, I realize what I did too. It was just like out of like not wanting to be rude, basically. Like politeness almost killed me. Is that I opened it and I can't, you couldn't, it's too heavy to like, you know, a milk jug just as like a thin little cap. Right. Right. You can't fill it. So you're trying to like, well, how much... So I realized I went like this and I realized there's too much in my mouth. There's six cap fulls in my mouth. Oh no. But I'm not going to spit it in what he's going to sell. If I spit it out, it's like I'm spitting $50 on the ground. So you just swallow it. Oh my God. And then I give it back to him. What kind of an asshole has a fucking milk jug of GHB around his house? Yeah, man. And then I fucking continue drinking. And that's the one thing about GHB is you're not supposed to have any alcohol with it. Like not even a drink. So you blackout, you go into a coma. Yeah. Who says, what do you remember? I remember all the way up until like moments before blacking out. Like I was hanging out. I realized I was like fucking high as shit. Like permagrin. Right. And just like, we should hang out, man. Like buying drinks. Like just being a fucking asshole. And then I remember I sat down and then I blacked out. And my sister was at this bar. We were all at a bar. My sister was like, he like, everyone was like, just let him sleep it off. And she's the one that fucking called the ambulance. Like they had to, you know, and then I woke up with like tubes and all kinds of stuff. Yeah, it sucked. It was really so. Don't overdose on GHB. It's not fun. Yeah. Be rude. Be rude. Spit that shit out. Spit it on the ground. Man. Yeah. I've never fucked with that stuff. I've never fucked with cocaine, heroin. Here's the thing too about GHB is that in its real natural form, like what it really is, it's like, you know, it can be regulated. It's used like as an anesthetic in like parts of Europe. But when you buy it from like street level people, it's obviously it's fucked with. Like people will spike it with anything. Well, even if they didn't spike it, you drank so much of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would have been fucked. But still. They used to sell that shit at GNC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For bodybuilders, bodybuilders. And that was kind of the thing. Like when you when we started, like I used to sample it and stuff, you would use it. It was under the guise of like, well, I'm lifting weights. You know, like you got to get fucking get you fucked up. I'm lifting weights. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah. Those shows, man, like the honeymooners. That's a window into another time. Yeah, sure. They're watching Lucille Ball, watching the honeymooners, the honeymooners every week. Ralph Cramden would threaten to beat the fuck out of his wife. Yeah. It's not just occasional. Yeah. Every fucking week. He would be like, pow, right to the moon. Yeah. He would talk about punching her in the face and knocking her to the moon. He deserved it. But just stop and think about culturally how crazy people were. It's not that long ago. We need to understand what a giant change has happened in our culture. And I think one of the best ways to really document it is to watch old shows, watch what they accepted back then and watch what they accept today. There's a newspaper article I just saw from somebody posted it, I think on Twitter. And it was, it was they asked, they pulled a guy, it's an old newspaper article. They pulled guys, whether it's okay to spank a woman. And the answers, they pulled like five or six guys. It was an old article. And they were all like, absolutely. She needs it. If she's out of line, she doesn't know what she's doing. You're just trying to help her. And this was a newspaper thing where they were like, see guys. It was to make you feel okay about spanking your leg. Yeah. I tweeted that. Oh, you tweeted that? Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I just saw an article. Yeah. Well, I might've retweeted it, but either way, I definitely tweeted it. I thought that was hilarious. It was hysterical. Yeah. If a woman needs it, should she be spanked? The best part about it was. Let's read it. Let's read it. Yeah. It's so fucking funny. Why not? Jesus Christ. If they don't know how to behave by the time they're adults, they should be treated like children and spanked. That ought to make them grow up in a hurry. If it doesn't at first, they'll soon get the idea. This is incredible. Get the idea. Yes. When they deserve it as a barber, I've got a lot of faith in the hairbrush. Oh my God. I think there are certain cases when it is advisable. When it is, there's no reason why you shouldn't go right ahead and do it. I can't knock the idea. In my business, a man sets a lot of the, of store, sets a lot of store by the results he can get with a hairbrush properly applied. Nice little smack. Now here's the counterpoint. What does that mean though? Sets a lot of store? What does that mean? Maybe that's a business term back then. A man sets a lot of store. Are you ready for the counterpoint? Yes. There's none. Everybody agrees. That's incredible. That's the best part is everybody takes the point of view. Look at this guy, parking lot attendant from Brooklyn. You bet. Teddy Gallel. You bet. You bet. It teaches him who's boss. A lot of women tend to forget this is a man's world and a lot of men who stepped down as boss of a family wish they hadn't. Spank, you bet. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about It looks like Rutger Howe's brother. Wow. Does he look like Rutger Hower and Robert De Niro? Fuck. He looks evil man. Actually he looks like that one Holtzman. Oh yeah he does look like Holtzman. Imagine that guy spanking your wife. Let's hear what the other people said. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's the last one? That's awful. Did you check out my special bombing episode that I aired? No you told me about it. We were talking about it before the podcast. It's funny we're almost three hours in. Are we really? Mention it. Two hours in. What the fuck happened? You were up in Winnipeg? I was up in Winnipeg. I was doing this club that I've done many times called Rumors. It's an old club. It's a good club. And it was a Saturday night. And instead of like regular comedy club crowd. It happened to be like private event people. Like a group of 80 was doing their corporate party. You know what I mean? So it wasn't like. It wasn't individuals buying one of their one and two tickets. Right. It was just a giant group. Giant groups. There was like three groups. One was like 80. One was 60. So you don't like. It's more like you're doing a corporate. Like you're doing a private event. You know? And I talk. I break it down. If you want to listen to. It's episode 172 of your mom's house. And I play the audio from this thing falling off the rails. And I mean it is. Like there was a lady who worked at the club. She's been there 20 years. And she told me she said I've never seen shit like that even close to that before. What happened? It was. I mean I think it's like a combination of things happening to make it fall apart that way. Basically I went up there. I had one guy in the front row who I fucking. You know when you just hate somebody and you fixate on them? Because like this one guy who was like kind of mumbling. Talking. Tagging my everything I say. Oh no. You know he's like yeah I bet you'd like that. And you're like what? What did you just say? I said I said. One of those guys who I fucking absolutely lost my shit. I didn't lose my shit on them but I kind of tried to straighten them out. And then there was one of the groups. One of the groups of like 50. 50, 60 people. Was like being super loud. And like the first like really talking loud. And I went to talk to them. They were kind of. Like just like kind of shitty about it. And the thing is like it's different when you when you do a regular show and you let's say you go after somebody or you go after a table. You're just working on five people maybe. Right? A group that like. But then everybody else in that room has nothing to do with them. Right? In this case it was more like mob mentality. Where when I was like hey go fuck yourself. Then the group is like you're talking to us. Yeah. You're not just talking to them. You're talking to my group of 80. So then it was like no fuck you. Like but in in unison is all of them. And then it just went. Then I tried to put it back on the rails which I was like I'm sure I can. I've done this a thousand times. Let me put this back together. Fuck you man. Like it was like there we go. And then I dude they were booing in unison for like 15 20 minutes. The 80 people at this point it was more than their group. So it was probably 200 people doing that. Oh my God. So is their group and then other groups chimed in. So yeah. Booing you two unrelated groups? Yes. Yes. Whoa. It was pretty crazy. Wow. And then they're like bring back the. I had a black feature act like bring back the black guy. Like screaming that. Screaming it man. And it went. Wow. And I here's the thing I resigned to the fact that it was so crazy. It was less emotional. And I talked about this on that episode then. Your standard bombing. When you're bombing an irregular bombing where it's just not going your way. You start to sweat and you're like man this fucking sucks. I'm chewing dicks up here. But like and that like emotionally affects you. This was different in that I felt like their response to me was so outrageous. Like I felt like it was unwarranted how upset they were. That it affected me less like I was just standing up there. I was like alright guys. You ready for some more jokes? As they're booing me. You know like not as. I wasn't as flustered as I've been during a regular. A real bombing. Yes. So you were just dealing with a giant group of cunts. Yes. A school of cunts. Yes. And you were like I'm coming through your pond. Yeah. Exactly. Why didn't the club do something about that. That's that's the only part I like. I take responsibility. I try to make it clear on that on that episode that like I take responsibility for yelling at a guy for insulting people. Like I'm saying I put it on myself that I made things go downhill. The club takes responsibility for kind of not really policing and they like the one part is I tried to I told a guy that he had to go. I was like you have to go. You're gone. See you later. And you know I've done that before. Sometimes you have to do that. Right. You're out of here man. Right. And then they were like the club came and they're like just give him another chance. He's going to be good now. I've already thrown him out. Like there's no we're not negotiating now. Right. So the club asked to keep the guy there. Yes. Why did they do that. I don't know. But they they now realize that that was fucked up. I've talked to them and they're like that was that was. Some people you can give a second chance. I've most likely most of the time I've asked clubs to leave people alone. Like they're okay. They're okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They just don't do that. And they'll say that. I'm like you can't yell shit out. It's too confusing. I've done that a bunch of times. Like he's okay. Right. But this time the difference was this time I was saying get him out. What was he saying to you while this was going on. He was it was the fucking he was the mumbler the the tabber. Right. So we had our first interaction. We had another interaction. I think the third time I said something to him. I was like what the fuck did you say. I forget exactly what he said. And then I was like oh you're a tough guy. He's like do you want to step outside and find out. I was like you can go outside because you're out of here. You're done. Get out of my fucking show. It's my show. We're out of here. And they're like what. His table. He goes. We all go. Go great. Have a great night. Get the fuck out of here. I don't need you here. That's when the crowd the problem we felt like we were discussing what happened. I was talking about it with the club. The guy is that a lot of people in that room didn't hear what he was saying. Right. They thought I was just attacking a guy for no reason. Right. That makes sense. But I still I take I was an asshole that night. But that's you know the guy was clearly he was instigating it. Yeah he was a fucking cunt. He was a real cunt of a guy and I didn't like him at all. And you know I don't think that like like I always say I don't have to be like pleasing to the different like you know I'm there doing comedy. You came to see my stand up if you want if you're not liking it that's cool. But if you try to take over the room no. Well it's not just taking over the room it's interfering. Yeah it's interfering with the performance and it's there's hundreds of other people that have to deal with the fact that you have to deal with this guy. Yeah. It's all in how to do it and not lose your cool. And when you lose your cool yeah so it's a fucking bad scene. It's a terrible feeling too. It's crazy and the audio is insane. I mean you've probably not heard a bombing like that. Yeah it's a different. It's not like a standard bombing. I mean there's there's a lot of aggression from the crowd on it. And how does it end. Well the best part because I also was bummed at myself for now. I was like I you know you always look at moments where you're like I wish I had said something funny or here. This was an opportunity to be funny really you know. So I was like a lot of it I was like I was like I really they won like they defeated me. I was like but the only funny thing I'd said was like at one point the manager came up to the stage and he was like are you okay. He was checking he came on stage and was like because it was so crazy and he's like you all right. I was like yeah he's like do you want to keep going. He's like okay. So he leaves and they're like yeah that's right. Get the because they think he's telling me get off stage. Right. And I go I go. He asked me if you guys wanted me to bring back the other guy and they go yeah. Like they scream yes and I go I told him you guys want more of me. So here I am for more jokes and they're like. So they go so crazy at that point. These are Canadians too. Yeah they go. Some of the nicest people ever. But in the very end the lady who was running the one of the private events that night like she brought her group there. She was in tears. She was crying and they brought her on stage. They're like she wants to say something and I was like okay because my plan was just right. Stay here the entire time no matter what. Talk about recipes that you want to try and just don't please them. She gets up there and she's like please. You know I've done fundraisers here like I really wanted this to be a good night. I see like how like she's way affected by this. Please give him the respect of like some just your your time and like just let him talk and they're like it's too fucking late for that. Like they're going crazy. Right. And I see her like just like she's defeated. It's like someone was beating her up. Right. You know and I was like oh my God. And I go you know what this is 35 minutes in to what's supposed to be like a 50 55 minute set. So there's 20 minutes to go. I was like you know what I don't I want her to have a fun night. She like she like it affected me. She was so I was like I'll tell you what because you're a nice lady and blah blah blah. I go I'll bring back the black guy. So I brought the black guy back on stage and they went fucking. It was like I said ladies and gentlemen. Chris Rock. Yeah. They went crazy. Wow. I was like dude it's all you. He was like oh my God I can't believe people actually like black people here. Does he have any more material. Yeah. Yeah. He had his name. I should give him credit to his name is tricks. That's his whole name. Yes. Like silly rabbit tricks are for kids. Yeah. Wow. But I mean like you know he got guys can pull that off. They can push it like that office. T.R.I. double X I think. So that's on what episode of your mom's house. 172. All right. It's it's a it's a fun episode for you dude for putting that audio up. It takes balls. Yeah I wanted to. Yeah there's tricks. He did a good job man. I totally give him credit. Cool. There's that site that site that like I go to sometimes for that like can I handle this. The fuck. You know you look at it and you're like unnecessary. Yeah. Sometimes I look at we get submissions. People send in their stuff all the time. Sometimes like I can. That's crazy. And it's something like whoa whoa whoa. I can't handle that. That's my butthole pucker. I do like the fart stuff like some guy said a girl. Yeah it was a guy and his nose was wedged firmly in this girl's butt crack and then she Saran wrapped his hair to her butt. And then she did errands and she walked around the kitchen and she like turned the sink on and she's just farting and she's farting. He's like oh she's like yeah you like those dirty farts huh. Yeah. Yeah I like anything with Saran wrap and shit is funny. Like sack lunch. Sack lunch. There's this guy that has Saran wrap diaper on and he just the camera just pans in him and he spreads his cheeks and fills it with diarrhea. The Saran wrap. It's so funny. You know it's simple but it's good. Yeah that's good. Just like a meal. A fine meal. What is good about that? It's the sound. It's the timing. It kind of. Yeah it fills up fast. It pans in just so that and then it turns ever so slightly and the spread and the sound. This is something about someone relishing a woman's farts like holding onto their cheeks with it. Oh yeah. We talked about it for a while and then people wrote in. People wrote in that we're into it. Because we were like oh. Tell us about this. And then they were telling us they were like yeah it goes back to like a pretty girl making something dirty. You know it's like oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed of what I did. So they this guy he wrote in that he was like my now his girl his fiance like you know knows and is cool and like whenever she has to fart she calls him over and he gets so excited. What the fuck. He loves it. He loves it. Come on how strange people. People are so strange. The very abilities of what people are attracted to. It's just it's so bizarre. Yeah we see like people that are into people that are so obese they can't get off the couch. There's guys turned on by that. Feeders. Feeding community. They feed them. Love that. They feed them. Watch them. And then there's girls who they have that's a whole business for them is like they set up a camera and they're like oh I eat cheese and cookies. I got to get in this. I got to get in this. And then you they just you get to watch them you know gain weight. That's their whole thing. Take that. You should have done that. It's a great way to make fucking comedy. It's bullshit. I use my brain to make a living. I should have jokes just shit bags. It's been awesome. Just do it. I just the idea of Saran wrap a guy's head. So hilarious. So fun. So this guy crawling around as she does her stuff. Yeah it's in the kitchen or just follows. He needs those like sliders on his knees. It's a really good idea. We should suggest this. Skateboard maybe. And we've played a lot of skateboard. I'm going to email this guy. Well I have these omni directional sliders that I work out with. I do abs with them. You know slide. You do them this way. I do all kinds of different shit. Yeah you can put those on the guy's knee and just fart all around the house. It's hardwood floor. Have you seen King Ash Ripper's work? Excuse me. What is that? We've reached out a lot offered him money. Yes. Just because he's such a creative guy. What are you talking about? Maybe you could get him. Maybe the great Joe Rogan could get him. What is this? King Ash Ripper. Ash Ripper. Yeah. Harry and Gross. Lord of all farts and gluttony. He makes videos. Oh no. Of himself. Oh this is him? King Ash Ripper. Oh please give me some volume. That's still. Oh no. Okay he is moving. Is that real? Oh go to Ripon massive farts. Yeah go to Ripon. One under it. I don't know. This is real. Hold on there. Oh because he has an opus. This is just one of many. What's up with his pants? Yeah he does. It's getting brown. He's got 199,000 hits. How many fucking stand up bits online of 199,000? Not mine. So this guy does just. Oh and he eats too. He's eating mayonnaise right out of the thing. This is like any opus. I don't know about him. We've studied his work forever. Look at how brown is getting back there. Oh my stomach. Oh my stomach. Oh my stomach. He's hurting. So this guy obviously isn't making money from this. He should be making millions. Does he have ads? He's got to be making money if it's got this many hits on you. Well here's the thing. Not a ton but some. Does he have ads? I like that he's just checking every drop. He doesn't have ads. What's in the mic? He likes to stage the scene which is great. Oh my god. That's what we got here. What the fuck? Damn. Watch you. It's so stupid. It is the stupidest. It's like he's got mocks in his underwear drawer. Dude. Okay. He's got some that are so brown. It's clearly shit as fuck. I've seen enough. What the fuck? There's a Christmas one too. Harry Gross Slob is his fucking. Yeah he. Oh my god. Look at what he fucking videos he has with hundreds of thousands of hits. Dude so many. But he has to go to Lively. Oh this one is not. Not much. Sausage, gravy, gluttony. Cause he'll he's watch you get to watch a meat. Oh it's. I'm gonna throw up. This one's harder to watch. This one's harder to watch. But his Christmas. I'm so live is coming to the. His Christmas one. His fucking Christmas special. Yeah his special. We found it on his his live leak account. He has a lot on live leak. He has to move it from YouTube because YouTube will take him down. So live leak. They don't like farm. It's just not apparently maybe. I think it gets flagged a lot on YouTube. And on live leaks live leaks like bring it on dude. Someone's mom sees it. What is you. What is my son being exposed to. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was mothering. Mothering? Well we're talking a lot about crazy mothers lately. Oh over parenting yeah. Well in this case. He wasn't parenting enough. This guy. Yeah no no this guy. This guy. This guy's got maybe was too much. Maybe like rebellion right. Yeah hates mommy. Imagine if his mom finds out about this. I think he lives at home still because we've studied the videos. And it seems as though these are like prior to that location. There was one that was just a bedroom in a basement. And I think he actually did live with his folks. And we've deduced that this might be like a fetish thing. Because it's gluttony. And then farts. And he won't answer any. Tweets. We had people just bombard him with because he put an email in one. And we were on our show. We're like everybody. And like no response. Joe if you could get to the bottom of this we'd really appreciate it. I don't want to because I'm terrified. One day he'll be in here. And the farting in my fucking ergonomic chairs. The family the family thing also is because on the Christmas one you could tell it's a family home. And there's stockings up. And he farts in every stocking. And then he goes that's what you get from King ass. Ripper for Merry Christmas. King ass Ripper. He's east coast. He's probably gonna die. He probably has something wrong with his colon. That's an interesting theory too. And people have also brought about the theory that he is doing that pushing air in there. You know? Like he's cheating. I don't believe that Tom. Like filling himself with air and then farting it. Because there's edits between each fart. I would assume that he can't fart rapid fire that loud. I mean you'd have to be some sort of a bad guy. Like a bag of wind. Like a bag. Some sort of farting genius. Right? Like. Because sometimes regular farts are like ooh. That one stung a little. What did you tell me your fart sounded like last night? Yesterday I... You know when you stay away from seafood for a while. And then you reintroduce it. There's bacteria in like you know that's different. It's in shellfish and sushi. And I thought yesterday when I farted it sounded like somebody was throwing up. Like the fart sounded like a guy going ahhh. And I shaved my ass once. Yeah? So hard to do. But once I did. Oh my god my fart sounded so different. Really? Oh they were like wet and sloppy. It's like hair kind of. What's different? Oh. The hair in your ass literally changes the way your fart smell. Or sound rather. Right. Smell. They smell the same. But they sound different. My farts were like slop slop. It was like slop a fuck slop. It was like slop slop slop slop. Something tells me King Ash can get into. That's a whole monster certain. You can imagine dating that guy. No he doesn't have a girlfriend. That guy doesn't have a girlfriend. That guy gets hooked or he scrapes up his Youtube like Ad video money. Then then he gets a hooker and she's already having the farts on her. Oh you're right dad. I hated. He's like a fucking loser. My videos have 200,000 hits. People love listening to K gear right now. Right now what no you don't I don't have the internet shut up What That's someone's baby someone that little baby Yeah, it'd be your son could be our son for sure could be our son my very close you can like take the throne the new the new king Let's hope the new king. I want him to go toe to toe I hope he takes it from the next level About farts that are so hilarious. It's the best It's they're never not funny. They're never not entertaining because they're so taboo You're never supposed to do them in front of strangers the smell the sound everything's everything about it is sublime and the The people that love them versus don't like it. I think that's all rooted in if your household Was okay with farts or not? It's class and we had none growing up, so that's why we're your old trash So we loved farts right poopy talk was farts. Oh was it talked about in your house? No, no no my house was lacking in any sense of humor. Oh really? Yeah, no one was funny no one no one's funny. No one had any never everyone was like don't be a loser Stop you being a loser It was always you're gonna be a loser your grade suck you're gonna be a lose I'm still coughing from the fart sublime parts I Literally almost threw up when he was eating the when he's eating the hot dogs and their sausage in the gravy like Saliva was coming to the surface of my throat now. I'm dealing with you should see the one sometimes he farts on what he's going Debbie's 12 of them and then he's like all right, and he turns right like move fart on him He's got to be eating some of his own shit There's a video where he gets a bucket of KFC and dips every fried piece in mayo That's so crazy That is all wrong all wrong in every way I do kind of look there was a time where our listeners thought that I might get this get this away him James I literally almost threw up Well, there's a there is one we won't describe anything. There's nothing gross about this description, but one time cuz he's a Eater he's like I got eight Sausage and egg McMuffins and then he's he's tallying it and he's like these are 250 calories Yeah, and then I got egg and cheese 300 calories nine of those You do the math Because he wants you to know how many calories he's eating, but he's not that fat it just no go Yeah, he's just got got on him. Yeah, it's not like he's he doesn't have some sort of Ralphie May thing going on It's like remarkably obese sadly that guy lives his life like absolute shit every day, and I'm fatter than him He definitely does not give a fuck ever Not that out of shape, but you think that's an act I mean, maybe he's like some customer service representative for like toyo tires or something You know what Joe I might agree have I not watched many of his films and Gone over the data the footage for about We've had like a long time with King he claims to be in Michigan by the way he claims Yeah, Michigan. How long has he been doing this? It's been a few years Yeah, so do you think he tentatively dipped him his toes into the pool of ass fart videos? Or did he just fucking decide he's the king he calls himself. He's the king from the jump though I mean did you go back to his library? Just earlier videos where he's like I challenge anybody to fart like I can't like he's really he owns it You know he farts on his haters. Yeah shows his face to yeah, yeah, I guess I get recognized Yes, do you think that he like one day's at Golden Corral and then like that's you I Think I'm gonna go out on a limb here I'm gonna go out on a limb and think and say that I don't know if he's all mentally well I think I Take it a big leap. I think if you do approach you like your king. He's like You fart in my face, please sir Grace I would like to go out serious Like walk up to me like dude. I could fart bigger than you any day like that. You know and have him be like Yeah, I'm the king Dude name is that well. What if you can only fart on his own what if like if you challenge him? He just locks up. Oh right interesting. Yeah, maybe you can't age fright Wow That's why he does it all alone in his kitchen Stage somewhere, and he doesn't respond to the emails let me ask you this if that guy put on a show somewhere Like he had a small club like 50 bucks in Chicago Some 150 cedar yeah, do you think you could fill a place you think you get a hundred people in there I would endorse people to go I would buy a ticket I can make some money if you can fart like that all the time you can make some money I mean, that's why I'd like him to contact us We could have him open for your mom's house podcast live. Yeah, no you couldn't You Sorry, no when you try to clean it up and do your show I'm starting to throw everybody we get so shit. Oh, we thought it was gonna be cool. It's got shit everywhere You