Bert Kreischer on His Infamous Adam Sandler Incident

She cracks me up. At the beginning of the pandemic, she hits me up. She goes, hey, we're doing this comedy gives back thing. And I'm interviewing Adam Sandler. You're an Adam Sandler fan, right? I love Adam Sandler. I fucking love Adam Sandler. She goes, hey, so I'm going to interview him, but I know you're a fan, so I thought maybe I'd invite you over. Maybe you'd come in and crash the thing. Oh, I saw that. You fucked up. I fucked that up so bad. You fucked up, old man. I fucked that up so bad. You fucked up, old man. I fucked that up so badly. And Adam Sandler was like, what? What questions did you ask him that was like? First of all, I didn't ask him any questions. I told him, you know me. I told him a bunch of stories about me. And he's like, I go, hey, Adam, you want to hear a great story? He's like, ah, sure, sure. And I was like, so anyway, when you were in college, when I was in college, I was at Florida State and you came before him and he's just like, I don't know where this is going. And I go, you came before Florida State? And the girl I was dating was like, ended up hanging up with you and then they ended up smoking pot with you and Alan Covert. And then I didn't go. And that was me, though. And he was like, ah, cool, cool. And this is all Zoom, right? This is Zoom. There's no editing. Also, you're not in the room with them. There's a delay. And Whitney and I have a tape measure, so we're six feet apart because it's COVID. And so I'm swinging in like a boom mic coming in going, hey, Adam, Adam. Oh, this is so bad. I don't even know. I can't even see it because I- Look at the tape measure. Whitney with a fucking tape measure. That's before Whitney started coloring her hair random fucking woke colors. And then I didn't even realize it was bad, right? I didn't even realize it was bad. Of course, you know that I promoted my special, right? You know that I went. Of course. But I said to him, I go, do you have Netflix? Here's the $200 million deal at Netflix. The first I get off the phone, Big Derekson calls me and he goes, I just want to give you a heads up. We just totally trust you. And I was like, what? I just threw up after you and we were mocking that. We were in the waiting room watching it. And I go, what do you mean mocked me, Jay? And he goes, are you being serious? I thought that interview went great. I thought it was like perfect. And he goes, Bert- Are you drunk? No, no, I think I was sober. That's why. That's the problem. Big Jay goes, Bert, you asked Adam Sandler if he had Netflix. I said, yeah, because my special's on Netflix. And he goes, Bert, he has a $200 million deal at Netflix. He definitely has fucking Netflix. And then he goes, and then you called his movie Happy Madison. It's Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison. He goes, and then you called his movie Precious Gems. I go, it's not Precious Gems. And then I start melting down and I'm like, oh my God, I really fucked this up. Yeah, that was a colossal. And God bless David Spade. That uncut Gems movie is fucking fantastic. Yeah, I call it Precious Gems. Yeah, if you want to find out who Adam Sandler really is or what he's capable of, goddamn uncut Gems. That is one, two hour or however long the movie is. Fucking panic attack. That movie is so- I gotta see it. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it? No, no. Holy shit, Bert, it's so good. Watch the entire episode for free only on Spotify.