Artie Lange Has Gambled Away $3.2 Million

On the way to get Coke, they're going to test you. It's not in your body, but you were totally on the influence of cocaine. You know, I mean, I mean, that's like, you know, I'm from. You might just have opened up a whole new can of worms. I don't want, I don't want my brothers to get it. But I'm saying like, am I under the influence? It's not in me, but it's not influenced by it completely. Yeah. And it is. It's like, it's like a kid on Christmas morning. If you're a drug addict, you anticipate that. See, I equated it with fun. The gambling, you know. Yeah. Because what's gambling? It's just instant fun. You're bored to death. Now, you still watch in sports? Yeah, I don't like it as much. Of course not. I used to bet again, I like pure gambling people who. People who bet on stuff and handicap it, that's like a job. Who wants a job? I don't want a job. I don't do research. Right. Fucking game. I just want to bet. Find out who's injured. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to do any of that. That's not action. Because then you kind of know what might happen. I used to I used to go to the Mirage Sportsbook in Vegas. They have a line on everything. You could bet on two kids playing wiffle ball in Minnesota at the Mirage. They have a line on everything. It's just it's just it's heaven for gamblers. So I would bet on sports. I knew nothing about it. Then do cocaine. And like four o'clock in the morning, I'm going around people at the bar going, hey, did you see the high school lacrosse scores? I got Ramapo versus Don Bosco. I would bet on lacrosse because I knew nothing about it. Wow. I would put each Super Bowl from 2004 to 11. I had 10 grand on the coin to us. 10 grand on the coin to us. And seven of the times I probably. Five times, I probably lost. So before the kickoff, I was down 10 grand. Now, how far behind are you? If you all lifetime, if you want to look at lifetime gambling, how far? Just gambling. Yeah. Yeah. Because everybody's behind. I don't know. 2.2 million. Wow. Probably 3.2 million is where I've lost gambling. Holy shit. If I had to be I do that math in my head a couple of you know, yeah. I'd say I'm not about the over specific. 3.2 is very specific. Yeah, because I I updated in my head because I'm obsessed about that, too. You talk about, you know, to lose that much money, you got a bit of a Jets a lot. I had an uncle. I had an uncle. I used to do this joke. My uncle was a degenerate gambler. And he said, you know, when I was a kid, I was in the Jets. And then I got into girls and then I got back into the Jets because I realized there's times when a girl won't fuck you, but the Jets will always fuck. And he's so right.