Ari Shaffir's You're In Trouble Moment - JRE Toons

Where's that horn going off? You hear that? Is it in the back? Just give it a little double check. Go out there with the baseball bat, tell them to shut the fuck up. Just walk towards them aggressively. The move is walk out there with your dick in your hand. That way you startle anyone you see and you always have the first move. Yeah. I gotta pee. Right here? Yeah, I don't want to leave. You gonna use the kombucha bottle? Yeah man, it's the healthiest bottle to pee into. We've done this twice. Really? Yeah, we've done this on the podcast before. Great. For sure. I like the fact that you're willing to do that too. I don't think we can show it on YouTube though, so we'll have to move away. Oh, Ari's gonna stick out. The kombucha bottles are great too because they have a big opening. Yeah. So it doesn't vacuum up. How often do you pee? Do you pee several times every day? Every day. But do you like one of them healthy water drinker dudes? I pee a lot. Are you a healthy water drinker dude? Interesting detail, this just happened. Oh, you ran out? Oh no. Uh, hold on a second. Jamie, go to the recycling. Get me something. It's alright, I'm pinching. I got a strong grip. I mean, you can move, but I don't have to take it. Why are you touching the bottle? A cup? Not a bottle? Hold on, hold on. Hold the bottle. Seems like a bottle. Oh man, it's going back in though. I can feel it starting to swell back in. That's not healthy. I've been pinching too long. Should I pee into the cup? A bottle. Oh, you emptied it. Oh thanks man. Oh yeah, a lot went back into my eurethra. Ari Shafir couldn't hold in his pee, ladies and gentlemen. Couldn't means wouldn't. Filled up one kombucha bottle. Here's a cap there fella. And then filled it up again. I had to go empty it out for him. Thanks for doing that. My pleasure. It's a real friend. Yeah, I didn't want to leave you hanging there dude.