Ari Shaffir GOES OFF On Not Paying The Weigh In Challenge Bet - Joe Rogan

Hello freak bitches. When you can get through it, if you can get through 15 of those in 30 days, I think you can fucking get through a lot of shit. I think you surprise yourself. I think you're totally right and the amount of discipline you'll need on two fronts is great, but here's the other thing. You're such a cunt. No, no, no. Here's the other thing. The last one had real stakes. What does that mean? Well, there was stakes, man. You lose your beard. You had somebody, uh, well, china bet. I had never well china bet. You know goddamn well china bet. Hold on. Hold on. I have never well china bet in my life. All I asked you for, BMI is a measurement of height and weight. Yeah, I said, okay, you have to hide his color line by this height. So just fucking measures height. I'm six four. And it turned out he was clearly line. There was no question he was lying. We all knew that. I'm not trying to say I'm lost in the back. I will fucking pay and then it's like, I said, I'm paying the bet. Obviously you did. You did. Anti defamation league is after you right now for enforcing negative stereotypes. Oh, you saw me as a well shirt. I just asked for a measurement of heights and when they got the measure, he was clearly like, oh, it's right. That's where this how many tweets did you get calling you a well. I got my nipple pierced. I want diaper for days. That's true. Yeah, well, your voice breaking like Kevin McCallister. I said these boys to a basketball game. You did that on your own. I know you do it. That I was gonna fucking play the guitar with you guys are fucking eating pizza. I was never gonna. Well, you went to Asia for four months to get out of a bed. I went on a walkabout across Asia where you cannot reach him. No fucking guy. I met a guy in fucking somewhere. He was like, she could pay off that bet. Really? Yeah, I was five times. He's probably American. He's out there doing his duty. Oh, God. I'm trying to people. I'm trying to shame you. I'm trying to shame you. To me. Weren't they enjoyable to get? Oh, man. I mean, I was on the road after shows. Are you gonna pay for that shit? I'd be on the road and do it. Why did you not tell people I emailed you and saying I was gonna fucking pay off? I texted you that day. Before I even left. It's the last text I said. Oh my God, you barely passed. Five eleven point seven. You failed. Five eleven point eight five. And you got it. But it was fun to pile on you. I'm telling you for real now. The first 15 to 20 days out that I was fucking angry at you guys for telling me I was a Welsh are like these motherfuckers. I got a fucking calm down. Tama. Well sure. I don't feel like I said you were. I tried to stay out. I really don't. I tried to say that too, but the fans wouldn't have it. I like that. Like the one they did. I love it. I remember being somewhere and we're good. Yeah, we're good. I remember being somewhere. And then I was like, uh, someone's like, Bert, you look skinny and. And. Someone goes, Thomas fat. And I go, yeah, I go. Well, we I go. So there's you don't know that we had a bet going and someone yelled. Ari's a Jew paper towels. Maybe I should have told the story later. What? What? Are you? Sorry. Sorry. That's okay. Listen boys, we're gonna be fine. It was a check drop story when you were trying to explain the game of thrones. Is that bother you at all? No, I, by the way, I thought you should use it to better your life. Did you stop thinking about it? Have you blocked it out? How bad it was? No, did that. No, really. For real, Tom, if you told a story like that, center stage and told that story. Was that was that worse than the laugh lounge? How would you feel? I mean, that would be my new worst story ever. That would be that would lower the standard. What would you feel like about yourself? Would you be like, did I have a seizure? Like what? What's wrong? I'd be like, I drink too much. I'm super fat. My story. Yeah.