Andrew Schulz Has a Theory About Time Travel | Joe Rogan

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Andrew Schulz

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Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous," is available on YouTube.www.theandrewschulz.com

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Think about extraterrestrials. You believe in them? Well, you know I believe in them. Well you believe in everything. The reality is... You believe in toys that can harass you as a child. There's no evidence but the numbers of humans, I mean the numbers of planets rather, that could support humans. They're pretty... Just what we've documented so far is pretty interesting. Just what they know about the thousands of planets they discover. There's hundreds that could possibly support human life. And then there's hundreds of billions of galaxies. So the idea that we're the only one. Not only that, Neil deGrasse Tyson explained this to me, this is a mind fucking a half, that the universe is so big that not only is there another you out there that has done everything exactly as you've done. Every pause, like that pause, every pause. Down to the second. An infinite number of times. Yeah, you're talking about... What is it called? In an infinite universe there's this exact conversation happening where people look exactly like that because infinity implies that there could be a million... And infinite variations. There's one where you get up right now and you have to take a piss and you run out of the room. Or Charlaine's there, you're here, I'm there. There's one where you get up and you're mad that we don't believe you that you saw Bigfoot or something. That kind of shit, the idea that when you think of infinity, when you think about it as being really big, it's impossible to put in your head. That infinite, infinite universes, like the size of the universe, 14 billion light years apart, infinite numbers of those. Not only that, they think that inside every galaxy is a supermassive black hole and inside that black hole may be another universe with hundreds of billions of galaxies, with hundreds of billions of black holes inside each one of those hundreds of billions of galaxies, hundreds of billions of black holes that it's fractal and that it's impossible for you to even conceive. Yeah, I think it's very selfish. You're saying just based on the numbers, there has to be something else. There has to be. Now the question is, is there- Now the question is, is there- Now the question is, is there- I don't think we're the only life in the universe. I'm just saying like, hmm. Whether or not it's reached us. Well yeah, I don't think it's reached us and if it has reached us, it's like they have to find a way to bend time. Not really. Right? Because time is the biggest issue, right? No, I'm gonna tell you what the problem, like we're earthlings, right? Yeah. And if you look at how diverse the earth is, like there's different species of shit in the woods, different species of shit in the water, different species of shit in the jungle, different species of shit in the sky, why wouldn't the earth be, I mean the universe be just as diverse? Yeah. And we're assuming- Sure it is. We're assuming we're the smartest life form in the universe. No, no, no, I'm not at all. And sure it is. All I'm saying is, life has an end, right? What is the oldest species on the earth right now? Would the turtles live to like 200 or something like that? Who lives the longest? Morgan Freeman is the oldest species on the goddamn earth. So let's say it's 200, 300 years, right? Let's say that's the max. Now we have 300 years to travel millions of light years away to get to another galaxy, to see other planets, to see if they have some shit. And they have the same for us. So let's say there is another species that somehow found a way to take the consciousness that they have and put it in a robot that can then last for thousands of years, then they would have the opportunity to come here. But we're limited by time, right? You will die before you get somewhere. Like we can go to Mars, we can't come back. I think we're basing that off our intelligence. There might be a species in this universe that can fly to earth the way we fly to LA. But that's what I'm saying. They would have to bend time. Not necessarily. What they could do is fold time. Or fold it, whatever. You know what I mean. Create that wormhole effect where you're going, where instead of it's not linear, it's whatever. The idea is you take time, like it was in Event Horizon. They talked about how they did that. Remember that movie? Yeah. And there was another one too with McConaughey. Oh yeah, yeah. Interstellar. Interstellar, yeah. Where they get into like space time. Space time's really interesting, right? It's like the faster you go, the less you age. Yeah. Right? So if somebody's in a plane flying around. In comparison to someone here. On the earth, right? So if someone's flying around the earth on a plane versus us sitting on earth, they will age fractionally less, right? So if you just increase their speed and decrease hours, or keep ours at the same, they will, let's say not age at all compared to us aging like 30 years. Even crazier. Ryan Cox, I went to see his Cosmos exhibit. Wait, that's the astronaut? He's a physicist. Oh. He's a physicist. Okay. From CERN, from the Large Hadron Collider. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a bunch of different podcasts and shows. He said that if you were born, and right next to you, like your mother and you, both put on a watch at the moment you were born, and then you check that watch 30 years later. If you have a perfect watch, it was never out of time, your watch would have a different time than her watch, because you have gone through time differently than she has. Fractionally. I don't understand. Fractionally. Because the amount of speed, how fast you travel, you experience time in a different way. The path you take in life, the different terrain you travel over the earth, all those factors play in to how much time has passed while you're alive. Let's say you live on the top of a mountain, and she lives at the bottom. You're actually traveling at a faster rate, because it's no different than, let's say there's a ball on a tether, and you're just swinging it around in a circle. The ball at the end is actually going faster than your hand in the middle, swinging it around. Gotcha. Since you're going faster, you're actually aging slower. We're talking about fractions of seconds, but over the course of time, it proves that everyone experiences time at a slightly different rate, which proves Einstein's theory that if you do travel very fast in a spaceship and then come back, you would look at your brother who was your age, and now he's 100 years old, and you're only 30. I think I figured it out, how we can time travel. Or not time travel, but I think I figured it out. We're trying to create ... Okay, and again, I don't know shit, but this is just me pontificating. Brilliant idiot logic. This is brilliant idiot shit right here. We have to do is go faster than the speed of light in order of time travel. I don't know how to do that just yet, but what I think we can do is we're trying to use rockets to propel us at a certain mile per hour to get close to the speed of light. Fuck the rockets. Why don't we use light as wind and create a sail that harnesses light? That sail will naturally take us the same speed or as close as we possibly could get to the speed of light. They did that in a movie called Sunshine. I'm a fucking genius. You see this shit, bro? You saw so much fire. You saw Sunshine and didn't tell anybody. Where the fuck is that? Sunshine? How could you see that movie? I don't even know what an elk is. Science fiction ... Come on. Come on, Joe. It's a science fiction movie. I'm talking to Bob Lazar tonight. That was the guy I was telling you I wanted to bring you to dinner. I'm going. You too as well if you want to come. He's the guy who worked at Area 51 and I'm having dinner. I didn't even know if we could talk about this today. I'm having dinner on the podcast tomorrow. I believe in Area 51. I wasn't going to bring it up. Oh, Area 51 is real, but this guy literally worked on what he says are alien spacecrafts. I thought that sail on Sunshine could be the next big thing. Jamie. Bro, you should work for NASA. Jamie. This is public school education. He can get you a job at Trump Space Force. That's it. I don't want to do any of the math. I just want to throw the ideas out there and I think I got it. 10 mil? This is a legit Space Force shirt from Trump Tower. Tim Dillon bought me this. Yo, shout out to Tim. I love Tim. This is real. This is what the real fucking Space Force ... This is the logo. I thought you got that from talking to someone. I didn't know it was true. I missed that cartoon in that movie. What the fuck is Space Force? This is the real Space Force. It's fucking goofy shit. You said you had a friend who works on alien spacecraft? Oh, I don't know him. That's what I told you tonight. I'm meeting him tonight. He's on the podcast tomorrow. He worked at Area 51. Is he allowed to talk about that shit without getting killed? He is because he's been talking about it for decades. Really? Yeah, and they've tried to discredit him. He's very controversial. A lot of people think he's full of shit, but the more ... There's a recent documentary by Jeremy Corbo, and the more you look at the documentary ... He knows two many things. He knows too many things that prove that he absolutely worked at Area 51. He got arrested for bringing people to a lookout peak to look over where the area where they would launch these spaceships. He's got video of these things flying through the air, doing all these maneuvers that no conventional spacecraft could do in 1980, whatever the fuck it was, where he got arrested.