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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net
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When you see someone reveling in the power of being a cult leader. Like, uh, I guarantee you when that guy in Waco, what the fuck was his name? Koresh. Koresh. David Koresh. I guarantee you, when he was on the news and talking about how they'll never give up, I get girls were probably beating down his door trying to get in that cult. The crazier and the nuttier and the more apocalyptic your message, the more people that want to join. They're weird. And they just don't have the ability to discern, oh this is not a good idea. This guy really doesn't have his head on straight. This guy might be fucking completely crazy. And they've always realized those things are fuckfest anyway. Oh wait. None of the time that guy slinging the deck, he's got a third chance. Koresh did that. Yeah, Koresh had it on. Koresh banged everybody's wife. Yeah, he had the kids. Yep. The friend, I had a friend who grew up in a cult and the stories were horrific. I know the friend. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, horrific. You know, so you look at this shit and you're like, I don't. Nothing dangerous. Anytime someone is running any kind of thing where they've got to separate you from everybody else, come to us. We're going to get you away from all those people. Never goes well. It fucking never goes well. It never goes well. They want control. They want control and control of you. And the best way to do that is get you away from all these other pesky people with all their questions. They don't know. But we know. We know what's really going on. We know what this is really all about. Next thing you know, you're in a cult. How many cults are going on right now that we don't know about? It's like a gang of them that are just like bubbling under the surface. There was that one they found out about last year, right? That was in New York. The sexual, next one. New York, something like that. That's the real, they throw motherfuckers in jail over that one. Yeah, the next one is a weird one, right? Because it was legit actors in it. Actors and actresses. Which there was a sex call, right? They're all sex calls. They should stop saying sex calls, right? Is there a no sex call? No sex calls. It's like Buddhists. They go, okay, yeah, do whatever you got. Just think about that. A guy who tells you he's God, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and you let him fuck your wife. Crazy. Like you don't have to take her away in the middle, right? She comes back the next day smelling like cock and God knows what else. And you have to still respect the guy and call him God and whatever the fuck they do. Yeah. You're a sick, sick fucking mind. It's sick. And you have to be in such a weak state as a human being. They're really buying into that. You can't call them, you know, you can't call them. They're just in a fucked up weird state. Maybe they had to avoid their life somewhere and this is the way by filling it in. I just, I don't see it. I can never join a cult fucking... Well, there's a bunch of different things. You got to get wrong with the leader. And you got to give me your money. You got to do all... You got to sell your house. Those people that went to Jonestown had to sell their homes. Whatever they had and give them money to him.