A Moment in Mexico - JRE Toon

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Brendan Schaub

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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

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I Told you there's a travel advisory from Mexico Yeah, I know freaked me out, but they're only killing each other you know I'm saying for now Yeah, occasionally they go dark, but I look Mexican so they're like hmm Maybe they kill you first well they kidnapped me. I'm like a sex slave who? Oh There's like mr. Shub we want to talk to you We love Mexico. We will have Mexicans, but they're too short so we brought you in to be a sex lady We're going to impregnate All these beautiful women with your perfect DNA. Yeah, I'm just like a stud horse Exactly just slang and dick out there. You're just getting pussy in a slingshot You guys think I'm being tortured, but it's awesome. Just we have this new thing. It's a mixture of zinc magnesium and steroids And you just loads are just building up in your balls But I gotta make videos like being mad at America and Trump and shit, but you guys can tell I'm happy as fuck I'm Jack from all the steroids Girls like pull it on you like stop. He's not gonna say this wall is fucked up. It's the reason why I'm stuck here Please And the tip your dick Hopefully fucking seal team six and it can save me boys, please please and stick around for a while