A Goggins Birthday Moment - JRE Toons

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Eleanor Kerrigan

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Eleanor J. Kerrigan is a stand-up comic, actor, and co-host of the podcast "The Store Podcast" with Rick Ingraham and "What's Up, Doc?" with Jeff Danis. Watch her new special, "Eleanor Kerrigan: No Country for Old Women," on YouTube. www.eleanorjkerrigan.com

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I Want me to read you what David Goggin sent me on my birthday. He's a he's an awesome human being he's Not I love you. There's not a lot of those out there this day 54 years ago You took your first breath. We're taking that first breath. It made you eligible to die. I Hope you're not enjoying your day by sitting on the fucking couch with your feet up Hopi out there somewhere suffering talking to that in a bitch See Joe the inner bitch loves motherfuckers birthdays. Why? Because it makes you an even bigger bitch Because we feel it's our special fucking day so we could just chill the fuck out Most people wake up to just exist on this planet So Joe if you haven't gotten the fuck after it yet, maybe you should five exclamation points I'm obsessed with him. I love you. Happy fucking birthday Five exclamation points Goggins out six exclamation points. I love him Hey, I listened to his book like three four times I'm the greatest birthday messages. I really stay hardI Want me to read you what David Goggin sent me on my birthday. He's a he's an awesome human being he's Not I love you. There's not a lot of those out there this day 54 years ago You took your first breath. We're taking that first breath. It made you eligible to die. I Hope you're not enjoying your day by sitting on the fucking couch with your feet up Hopi out there somewhere suffering talking to that in a bitch See Joe the inner bitch loves motherfuckers birthdays. Why? Because it makes you an even bigger bitch Because we feel it's our special fucking day so we could just chill the fuck out Most people wake up to just exist on this planet So Joe if you haven't gotten the fuck after it yet, maybe you should five exclamation points I'm obsessed with him. I love you. Happy fucking birthday Five exclamation points Goggins out six exclamation points. I love him Hey, I listened to his book like three four times I'm the greatest birthday messages. I really stay hard