A Batman Moment - JRE Toons

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Brendan Schaub

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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com

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Who's other homeboy who surprised play Batman? Well, Christian Bale was the best Batman in my opinion. His voice, just his voice bothered me. Ooh, it was a little fake, right? Yeah, when he was... I'm Batman. He's got to make a fake voice. You're going to make a fake voice for your superhero? So people don't recognize your Bruce Wayne? Yeah, don't you at least have like some mouth thing that changes your... Did you have like a cat phrase or something people would know? That would be dope if you covered your face. Like why do we need to see the lower chin of Batman? Well, I don't think that's a good idea for protective measures. The chin part is terrible because like that's the part you'd want to punch and it would be like so white. If you're in a fight with Batman, just shoot for the chin. You can't miss it. You think you have camouflage on everywhere, but in those spot you're going to get knocked out there. It's like the whole idea when you look at it. It's so stupid. It's so ridiculous when you look at it. It's the dumbest idea ever. Like you're going to not protect the most vulnerable. How about just open the nose part up too? Like your nose gets smashed. Like that's so crazy. That's so strange. It's like Bruce Wayne from Batman in the fucking like, at least he didn't have like a protective suit on. Adam West? No, he just had the thing over his eyes. He was just in disguise. This Batman is gotten to the point where he's in this like basically with an armored suit. And meanwhile he doesn't cover his face. Meanwhile he's going to war with Superman. Do you know how goddamn stupid that is? And doing work. Kind of what the sad. Dude, Superman is from another planet. He can fly so fast he makes the world spin backwards. He makes time go backwards. He can cut things in half with his eyeballs. He's got lasers, shoots out of his eyes. He can just pick his dumb ass up and carry him as high as he wants and let him go. Yeah, in his space. Game over. Movies over. He can bring you to the sun. Yes. Throw you into the sun, you fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. You fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking