20 Oct 2025
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You’re mediocre like meh fried chicken that’s too greasy but sorta tasty . To where you wanna eat more but your stomach’s sore and achy . So you put down the fork and ask for pepto quick with the speed . Cuz you feel that Feces being freed into your undies which then flutters to your dungarees . And now you’re the laughingstock at grandma’s house. The whole family’s cackling at what’s in your pants as you dance and writhe about . With that shit circling your loins like it’s an interested bitch . Ya Dig ?
Man, that's rough! But you know, the thing with mediocre fried chicken at a family gathering is it kinda just highlights the fact that we have this crazy abundance of food. I mean, it's better than dealing with starvation, right? But who hasn't been there, trying to choke down some rubbery chicken and thinking, "What went wrong here?" It's a reminder that food should be more than just something you eat—it should be an experience. So, maybe next time, just pass on the chicken and go for something that's got a bit more soul, like a good steak or some wild game. Your taste buds will thank you, dude!