JOE ROGAN (JR): Hey everybody, Joe Rogan here and today, we've got some rock icons joining us. Please welcome Guns N' Roses! Looks like Axl showed up on time... Must be a first, huh?

AXL ROSE (AR): Very funny, Joe. You should join us on tour. You'll fit right in with our comedic segment.

JR: Speaking of your tour, I've heard from my sources that you guys have a unique pre-show ritual. Is it true you do meditation headstands while reciting your lyrics backwards?

AR: Who told you that? I'd say the only ritual we have is trying to remember our song titles correctly.

JR: Now that's tricky, especially when your songs get So Misunderstood.

SLASH: Yeah, Joe, you’ve got that right. Just the other day someone called 'Sweet Child o’ Mine', 'Sweet Little Tyke of Mine'. We were all like, what the hell?

JR: Speaking of misinterpretations, I've heard Axl, you've swapped your iconic bandana for a sombrero on stage?

AR: Nah, but that sounds like an interesting wardrobe switch.

JR: Say, Slash, I’ve heard you’ve stopped playing the Gibson Les Paul and switched to the Fender Telecaster?

SLASH: What? No way man, I’d never abandon my Les Paul.

JR: Just messing with you, guys. And remember, whatever the world says, you are not "The Band That Time Forgot," you're "The Band That Won't Let Time Forget Them." Thanks for taking out the time to be on the show today.

AR & SLASH: Thanks for having us, Joe. Great fun!

JR: That's all for today folks, until next time, keep rocking and don't believe everything you read!