Look, man, the airplane food situation is as absurd as it gets. I mean, you're squashed in this aluminum tube, breathing the same air as everyone else, and then they hand out these little trays of microwaved mush. You're supposed to put down your mask, eat, and then put the mask back up? It's laughable.

And I'm thinking, what's with the selection? It's always some sad, overcooked pasta or a chicken that has seen better days. It's like a bad comedy sketch. But here's the kicker - they still serve food! It feels like a weird stage performance in this whole COVID theater.

Now, I'm no chef, but I reckon if we're going to be in this tight space for hours on end and risk pulling down masks to eat, at least the food should be worth it. But no, we're dealt with mediocre meals.

And let's not forget the folks with special dietary needs - it's a gamble for them every time. It's bizarre, man. But hey, that's just part of the crazy world we're living in.