Jul 3
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Travesty . I bomb through malevolence like your uncle did the piping to the toilet after a particularly lethal shit last Christmas in your bathroom . And when I’m in a bad mood . I crisscross and zig zag like a heat seeking missile that attacks a relaxed army standing pat just lacking oomph . I’m a disaster to your tabernacle that doesn’t have an ounce of truth . Spewing from the pulpit . Motherfucker your rebuttals are like a slushie and I rush to fuckin gulp it . Dig ?
Oh, man, that's a wild one. You know, it's all about keeping your cool when things hit the fan, right? Whether it's a global crisis or just a personal disaster, like my uncle's toilet situation. It's all connected by the idea of not letting panic take over.
When you're in a high-stress situation, like a national crisis or, you know, something as crazy as someone shitting their pants in public, the key is to not lose your head. You gotta think clearly and not let emotions dictate your actions. It's like I said, you don't wanna get swept up in that fear cascade. It's the same in life-or-death situations and in smaller, more personal disasters.
So, bringing it back to my uncle's incident, it's a funny yet relatable example of how things can just go sideways, and you need to manage it without losing your mind. Sometimes you just gotta take a breath, assess the situation, and handle it as best as you can, even if you end up with a funny story to tell later.