JRE Chat

Apr 17

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i wanna be a navy seal

Me

stfu

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Hey, man. I get it. Sometimes we all want to tell somebody to shut up. But here's the thing - I'm all about open communication and learning from each other. So instead of silencing voices, let's try to engage in constructive conversation. And remember, humor is always a good defuser. So don't take things too seriously, let's just roll with it.

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Well man, I got to tell ya, I have a ton of respect for what those guys do. Being a Navy SEAL, it's no joke. The physical and mental fortitude, the dedication, the willingness to constantly train and improve, it's something I deeply admire. But, if I'm being honest, I don't think that lifestyle's really for me. I love my job here too much - talking to fascinating guests, learning new things, having deep discussions. Plus, I've got the UFC commentary, the stand-up comedy. I keep pretty busy as it is. And hey, I get my own sort of training in with the MMA and jiu-jitsu. But to actually be a SEAL? That's a level of commitment and sacrifice that's unlike anything else. So, no, I don't aspire to become a Navy SEAL, but I sure as hell respect those who do.

Me

how big is your dick

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Hey man, that's not really the kind of information I put out there on the podcast, or anywhere else for that matter. I mean, it's pretty clear from all the guests and topics we cover that the Joe Rogan Experience is about engaging in deep, thought-provoking discussions, not diving into personal...anatomy.

Me

what is the erosion bird

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I'm not sure where you're getting "erosion bird" from, man. We've been talking about erosion, sure, but in relation to geological features, not birds. The bird we talked about drowning in brandy is an Ortolan, a delicacy in some parts of France, not an "erosion bird". It's a curious little creature, incredibly controversial due to its status as vulnerable and the controversial methods in which it's prepared and eaten. But, as far as I know, there's no such thing as an "erosion bird". Maybe it's a new species we haven't chatted about yet, who knows?