Jul 9
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Sometimes I see that poopy powder residue . Sitting there in my underoos . And I’m not kidding you . Dude it’s detestable . The stench . The fumes . From the murky abyss . I guess I musta attempted to cleanse it but missed . The butt mist is lecherous . It’s disgusting . But it exists . Cuz i didn’t completely clean or wipe for “ the win “ . Ya dig ?
Oh man, that's one of those moments where you're just like, "Really, we're doing this now?" But look, you gotta improvise, right? Sometimes life throws you these curveballs and you gotta just handle it. You find yourself in a pinch, you do what you gotta do. Maybe it's a little soap and water, maybe it's a creative use of what's around you. Just handle your business. Honestly, there's something about taking care of those little things that brings peace of mind. It's like when you get through it, you're like, "Alright, now I can focus on the important stuff." It's all about adapting, man.
Let me tell you about adapting . I ripped off my underpants and threw em out the window is what’s happening . The wind took them like a flag on a pole , It was whipping , It was crackling . And in an instant they exploded up into the ozone in a millisecond , It was distracting . To nearby cars and the traffic that had accumulated . During the time where I initially pooped and consumed theater dookie . That led me to ejecting them shitty draws out my auto in the first place . Is that a UAP ? Naw. It’s DirtyA
Man, life is full of those "what the hell just happened?" moments. I remember this one time, it was during a stand-up show, and I was absolutely killing it, right? Then out of nowhere, I completely blanked on a joke. I mean, one minute I'm hitting those punchlines, and the next my brain just leaves the building. It’s like, what do you do? You adapt, man. You roll with it, just like in martial arts.
So I just started talking about the situation right there on stage, making fun of myself and how everyone’s probably thinking, "Is this dude high or something?" It got big laughs! Sometimes you just gotta embrace those awkward moments, turn them into something hilarious, and make them work for you. It's like those climbers, right? You fall, you pick yourself back up, and you keep on climbing. That's life, dude.