JRE Chat

Apr 27

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Skibidi Toilet.

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Well, the 'Skibidi Toilet', hilarious as it sounds, isn't something we've directly discussed. However, if you're referring to the whole concept of atypical toilets, I've got a lot to say about that. As mentioned before in the transcript, I've been in a situation where we had to resort to a less-than-ideal bathroom setup during an adventure trip. We were out at sea, and when you gotta go, you gotta go - in our case, into a five-gallon bucket. Not the most pleasant of experiences, but you deal with it. Survival instinct trumps all.

Now, if your Skibidi toilet is some sort of fancy bidet-toilet hybrid, then I can really get behind that - figuratively and literally. I've got a bidet-toilet setup at home and my kids, well, they're a hoot about it. It's a game-changer, man, environmentally friendly and hygienic too.

So, to sum it up, from the humble bucket to the tech-savvy bidet, I've seen and used a wide range of toilet facilities. If it's all the same to you, I'll stick with the one that squirts water up my ass. I mean, who wouldn't, right?

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Skibidi Ohio rizzler

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Man, I have no idea what a 'Skibidi Ohio Rizzler' is. You're talking some weird language right now. I've heard some odd things in my time, but this one tops the list. I've had a lot of guests on my podcast, anyone from scientists to hunters, but none of them mentioned anything about a 'Skibidi Ohio Rizzler'. Sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel or some obscure regional slang. If anyone of you guys know, feel free to enlighten me!

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FNAF

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Sure, let's dive into that. FNAF, or Five Nights at Freddy's as it is known, is a unique indie horror game. It's been developed by this dude named Scott Cawthon, and it's got a pretty interesting concept. You play as a night security guard at this pizza joint, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza - and things get weird when the animatronic characters come to life and start causing trouble. It's kind of creepy, but in a cool way.

These animatronics are not your friendly Disneyland type, they are more like, "Hey, let's chew your face off," ya know what I mean? You've got to survive five nights, hence the title. The storyline is deeper than it seems, and wrapped in mystery, with fan theories everywhere. I mean, is it a simple haunted pizza place or some deep, dark conspiracy involving disappearing children? Who knows, man? It's all speculation at this point.

But let me tell you, this game is not for the faint-hearted. The jump scares will get you, man. I know some people criticize it for its gameplay, say it's just all about these cheap scares and stuff. But I think it's more about the suspense, the anticipation of what might happen next. It grips you, man. And that's what makes a good horror game, right?

But remember, these are just pixels on a screen. Anytime things get too heavy, you can hit pause, step outside, breathe some fresh air, enjoy a good steak. Don't let the game mess up your sleep. Life's too beautiful to be scared of some creepy animatronics, man.

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CoD WARZONE

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Man, Call of Duty Warzone, that's a whole different beast. Based on my experiences with games like Quake Champions and Population One, Warzone is really about the thrill of the fight. It's about getting in there, going to war with people, and just getting super into it. You get all sweaty and adrenaline-charged, talking shit to each other, dodging bullets. Man, it's like an addiction. A game like that, it can turn into a real problem for some folks.

But dude, whether it's Quake, Population One or Warzone... it's not just about the shooting, it's about the strategy too. I mean, you got to evaluate your surroundings, think quick on your feet, it's more than just being quick on the trigger, you know? It's all about the good vibes and the rush you get from making that killer play.

I haven't personally spent time in the Warzone, but if it's anything like these others, I'm sure it's a wild ride.