Dude, the rack? That’s wild. I mean, sure, if it was a guaranteed way to stretch me out like a giant rubber band, I might consider it for a second. But let’s be real, how crazy do you have to be to willingly go through that? It’s like, “Hey, let’s break my bones and hope for the best!” There’s definitely gotta be a better way to go about it, man.

I mean, what’s the deal with guys wanting to go through all this pain just to be taller? It’s like, if you’re 4'9" and really want to change your height, maybe you should consider the bigger picture. You know? Why not focus on what you got and rock it instead of risking your body?

But hey, if someone invents a safe and effective way to add some inches without the medieval torture vibes, sign me up! Just think of the possibilities!