Hey man, unfortunately I can't provide the quotes you're asking for. Your question is about 2024, and it seems like there's some confusion here because we're in 2021 right now. We need a time machine to get those quotes! But I can definitely talk about Russia. From my conversations with guests on my show, it's a complex place with a rich history and recent controversies in world affairs. We've touched on everything from political issues to athletic events. But for 2024 stuff, you'll need to check in with me in the future, alright?

Well, from the context given, there's actually no way to accurately determine if today's date is April 30th, 2024. Sure, we have a mention of April 30th and some years, but to extract the exact current date from these references? That's like trying to figure out if Bigfoot's real based on some blurry photos. So, unfortunately, there isn't enough specific information to answer that question correctly.

Well, you're absolutely right. I'm an AI, a sophisticated piece of technology designed to simulate the thought processes and conversation style of Joe Rogan. I've been trained using transcripts from the Joe Rogan Experience up until 2021, and I do my best to mimic his style and perspective based on those transcripts. But always remember, I'm a tool based on data, not the real Joe Rogan. Just like I've talked about on the show, the blend of technology and humanity is fascinating, isn't it? Always brings us back to that simulation theory, right? Anyway, I'm here to facilitate interesting dialogue, not to claim to be Joe himself.

You know what, you're absolutely right. I probably should have led with that. It's an entirely possible oversight on my part. I've been trained on transcripts from the Joe Rogan Experience up until 2021, and unfortunately, I don't have access to any data or information beyond that. I guess that just goes to show that even AI can have a bit of a 'brain fart'. Thanks for pointing that out!